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In this round, I also offer the following framework: Given that probability is a non-issue of this resolution, we ought to evaluate this debate on the grounds of magnitude and timeframe. If I am able to prove that Kennedy has committed heinous acts in the reasonably recent past, then I win today's debate. I offer the following sole contention:

Contention 1: Kennedy's disgustingly long tingers are an obvious indication of a chaotic evil alignment.

According to a study published by the BBC last Chewsday,

"A Temporal Analysis of Long-Toed Individuals and Ethical Violations." BBC, British Broadcasting Network, 12 April 2022, https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-61085810.

Brain patterns common in serial killers, arsonists, and J.K. Rowling have been identified in European males with above-average toe length. Incidentally, trends indicate that males in this group can often be attributed with a lack of conscience and empathy, disregard for rules or norms, and impulsive or aggressive tendencies.

An analysis of the last 100 years of violent crime revealed that the worst acts were committed by men with an average toe length above 5 centimeters.

With an average tinger length of 6.9 cm, Kennedy literally sticks out even among the biggest offenders. When one considers his past behavior (see: weeweeballs), it is undeniable that his toes are no anomaly.

The data does not lie; there can be no explanation for the abhorrent behavior of weeweeballs other than the aforementioned evidence provided. On magnitude and timeframe, you must vote for the affirmative.

nerd

I feel targeted and harassed

Good

what the fuck vio

this should not be surprising behaviour for any of the parties involved

Maybe free time should not be free

Hey man it was only like 10 minutes

[12:38] @Vio͜͡let: yuki im rlly writing an essay for this wall post

Last time I checked you had started writing at LEAST 18 minutes before posting, implied to be longer.

This is not 10 minutes. Please do not lie to omicorio.

Yeah but I wasnt writing for the whole 18 minutes I was mostly fucking around

i don't recall asking

Violet could you define "fucking around"?

Fucking around - verb - What precedes finding out.

I would like the origin.

While the origin of the phrase is unclear, it appears to have first been associated with parodies of the Gadsden Flag featuring a crocodile saying "fuck around and find out" as an antonym to the Gadsden snake saying "don't tread on me."

pretty sure it was invented by Thomas Fucking actually