Was there an earthquake recently? Because you just rocked my world
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Sometimes I don't care about the condiments, I am the meal
you gotta be a bit mental to be the best
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons.
The saddest thing about life is that time waits for nobody.
The saddest thing about cooking is one day you'll hang up your apron for the last time without realising it.
Hello. What is the biggest mistake one can make in their life? Is it discussing cheese with rats, or is it discussing rats with cheese? Thank you in advance
Attention, residents of Ubers City
Prisoner 00Icemankey has escaped.
I repeat, prisoner 00Icemankey has escaped.
Do not engage. He is extremely dangerous and a threat to public safety. Victim reports claim hes...gone Full Monkey
Don’t do it man.
My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
The longer the skoomza, the sweeter the skarpac.
Everyone wants know how you got the teardrop badge. But nobody wants to know why you have the teardrop.
To be the best you must be able to handle the worst.
The longer the wait, the sweeter the banana.
what's the matter? why you so quiet?
Humans are born everywhere. Humanity not so much.
Are you a monkey because you are the Icemaster or are you the Icemaster because you are a monkey?
Every morning you have two choices. Continue to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them.
We are two Metapods that keep using Harden, leading to no development. Why not be the change?
It takes a stronger monkey to walk the forest floor than it takes to swing from a tattered vine.
To be the best you've got to beat the best.
Hurt people hurt people.
Waiting for something to happen?
we're playing for ubers ssnl, i'm gmt-2 and i can paly between 6 and 10:30pm every day -
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