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brb taking stufful to the ICJ

this now in, im being relayed information from my team on the ground in vietnam with more of the story

that's right hayedenn, in a bizarre turn of events, the international court of justice has summoned stufful, the cuddly bear-like pokemon, to the hague to answer for shocking allegations of spraying agent orange across vietnam. witnesses on the ground expressed disbelief as legal experts and onlookers grappled with something that looks so innocent being linked to such devastation.

one woman told me, "i cant believe this adorable creature did such horrible things....i lost my whole farm...i cant grow anything anymore. i dont know what we're going to do, how we're going to survive..."

many people in this small village outside of saigon have been glued to their radios as they have been waiting for stufful to arrive in court. back to you haydenn

thanks for that report, im here with legal analyst Bewear. Bewear, what are your thoughts on what's happened here?

thanks haydenn, i mean this isn't just about one pokemon, right? it's about how we understand history and accountability. even the most innocent of creatures are capable of horrible things.

now, Bewear, what do you say to people that think that this case is just people trying to cancel stufful for just following orders? i mean war is war, right, some people are going to get hurt. you can't blame stufful for that. and look at her adorable face, does that look like the face of a war criminal?

i hear what you're saying, but it's important to remember that citizens arent an acceptable target per the ICJ. many people got hurt by stufful's use of agent orange, a chemical that has long been known to be toxic.

alright, thanks Bewear with that legal analysis. we'll be back with more on alleged war crimes committed by stufful right after this break

s/os to bewear for resisting the reporter's leading question

hayedenn why did u do this

cuz funny