Hello, JOAT. Do you want to play a game?
I have crafted something. Something feral. Something terrifying. A team - no, a machine - forged in the chaotic fires of Trademarked high Elo ladder warfare. And I’ve been climbing... steadily... victory after victory.
Been having a bad run in trademarked? With my newest weapon, every time you click a button, you leave destruction in your wake, a crater where your opponent's soul used to be. All it takes is one copy-paste.
https://pokepast.es/d3bc4ab7d1af53cd
You see, Bulk Up + Band Slither Wing doesn't just hit hard - it’s batshit insane. It doesn’t knock - it kicks down the door and screams at your opponent’s face while closing their combats as much as their hopes and dreams, leaving a lasting first impression... it 2HKOes Iron Defense Corviknight with minimal chip needed.
Now... see this device around your head? It is engineered to pour honey on the JOAT. You have 40 minutes. In that time, you must secure at least 10 Slither Wing KOs, on video.
Fail... and the honey flows, and the JOAT will be honeyed.
Your move.
Are you ready to slither your wings?
Alternatively you can Twave in Offesne MUs to support Hoopa and Pult. I really like this bidirectional support. Twave also beats Slowking G, funnily enough.