I think you have a lot of terrible takes that very clearly reflect your inability to empathize with other human beings or value other human beings' individuality, personhood, and emotions beyond their purely whiteboard surface-level functional role in "being a part of and contributing to" a monolithic representation of "society."
Do I hate you? No. Do I even dislike you? No. Do I think you are always 100% serious? No.
But it means you have a very prevalent degree of psychopathy and/or everything you say is completely unserious and thus you are meaningless and empty, and regardless of which it is I would say you need help or some fundamental change in mindset.
But honestly, I’m flattered — it’s not every day I get a thesis-length roast delivered with such eloquent passive-aggression. You really put the "personhood" in "personally offended by a different opinion."
Anyway, I’ll be sure to notify the Whiteboard Committee of Society™ that I’m being reassigned to the "meaningless and empty" department. Heard the vibes there are immaculate.
Hope you find peace… or at least a hobby.