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  • magma_man
    Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
    But I'm only goin' to get this one chance (six minutes, six minutes)
    Something's wrong, I can feel it (six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
    Just a feelin' I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what (six minutes, six, six minutes)
    If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble
    And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not takin' any chances (you are just what the doc ordered)
    magma_man
    magma_man
    I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
    All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
    Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
    They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
    But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes, I got a laptop in my back pocket
    My pen'll go off when I half-cock it, got a fat knot from that rap profit
    Made a livin' and a killin' off it, ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
    With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his - sack
    I'm an MC still as honest, but as rude and as indecent as all hell
    Syllables, skill-a-holic (kill 'em all with)
    This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop, you don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
    With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac', backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
    And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
    I'll still be able to break a mother- table over the back of a couple of - and crack it in half
    Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
    How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
    Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
    It's actually disastrously bad for the wack while I'm masterfully constructin' this masterpièce
    'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
    All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
    Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
    Let me show you maintainin' this sh- ain't that hard, that hard
    Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
    magma_man
    magma_man
    Well, to be truthful the blueprint's, simply rage and youthful exuberance
    Everybody loves to root for a nuisance, hit the Earth like an asteroid
    Did nothin' but shoot for the Moon since (pew)
    MCs get taken to school with this music 'cause I use it as a vehicle to, "Bus the rhyme"
    Now I lead a new school full of students
    Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
    Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
    Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
    To meet Run–D.M.C., and induct them into the mother-
    Rock and Roll Hall of Fame even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
    Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame on the wall of (shame)
    You - think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
    Off a plank and, tell me what in the - are you thinkin'?
    Little g-lookin' boy, so g- I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy (haha)
    You're witnessin' a mass-occur like you're watchin' a church gatherin' take place, lookin' boy
    "Oy vey, that boy's g-", that's all they say, lookin' boy
    You get a thumbs up, pat on the back and a, "Way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy
    Hey, lookin' boy, what you say, lookin' boy? I get a, "Hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy
    I'ma work for everythin' I have, never asked nobody for s-, get outta my face, lookin' boy
    Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause
    I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
    All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
    The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
    Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
    Kneel before General Zod, this planet's Krypton, no, Asgard, Asgard
    So you'll be Thor, and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
    Let off, then I'm reloadin', immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
    And I should not be woken
    I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin', but I got your mom deep-
    I'm out my Ramen Noodle, we have nothin' in common, poodle
    I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
    It's me, my honesty's brutal
    But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
    For good, at least once in a while
    So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
    To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
    But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case 'cause even you unsigned
    Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
    I know there was a time where once I was king of the underground
    But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
    So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
    Appeal with the skin color of mine
    You get too big and here they come tryin' to censor you like that one line
    I said on, "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I tried to say I'll take seven k- from Columbine
    Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a .9
    See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
    Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
    You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
    And I don't know what the f- that you rhyme for
    You're pointless as Rapunzel with -ckin' cornrows
    You write normal? F- bein' normal
    And I just bought a new raygun from the future
    Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
    'Cause Fab said he looked like a - at Mayweather's pad singin' to a man while he played piano
    Man, oh man, that was a 24-7 special on the cable channel
    So Ray J went straight to the radio station, the very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you"
    Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
    magma_man
    magma_man
    Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
    What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
    Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anythin' you say is ricochetin' off of me, and it'll glue to you and
    I'm devastatin', more than ever demonstratin', how to give a mother- audience a feelin' like it's levitatin'
    Never fadin' and I know the haters are forever waitin' for the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebratin'
    'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated, I make elevatin' music, you make elevator music
    "Oh, he's too mainstream", well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
    "It's not hip-hop, it's pop" 'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
    With rock, shock rap with Doc, throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
    "I don't know how to make songs like that, I don't know what words to use"
    Let me know when it occurs to you while I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you
    It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you, how many verses I gotta murder to
    Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs, you could sacrifice virgins too?
    Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie, but look at the accolades these skills brung me
    Full of myself, but still hungry
    I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
    And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
    But it's still tongue-in-cheek, f- you
    I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the f- wheel, I'ma sleep in the front seat
    Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still "Chunky but Funky"
    But in my head there's somethin' I can feel tuggin' and strugglin'
    Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
    They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
    But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
    I have, then you may be a little patient, and more sympathetic to the situation
    And understand the discrimination
    But -uck it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then
    But if I can't batter the women
    How the fu- am I supposed to bake 'em a cake, then?
    Don't mistake him for Satan
    It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
    To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
    Don't be a -ard, be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?
    Dridri457
    Hi dpp random battle, if possible id play tonight GMT+2 or another weekday 10pm+2 except thursday cause i work 24h, i can play saturday morning (+2) if not i do 24h sunday too
    Dridri457
    Dridri457
    Btw im on discord same name if needed
    LongRat
    For rby zu i can't play today but i could tomorrow any time, or saturday before 7pm
    megeed PRO
    megeed PRO
    Today right? I will get a huge time in noon 3:00-4:00.Please be ready!
    LongRat
    LongRat
    ok i can do like 12pm gmt+1 onwards today
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