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  • It's an ant and I love formicids, also I was LITERALLY just talking to lanturn about this as I read this. FUCK hustle + claw sharpen makes me wet

    COWPERS GLAND
    You're totally right, my fault! Fuck I'm a dipshit sometimes, I'm glad you're a good creeper
    how are you this bad at drinking and typing
    HOW

    FUCK learn to drink boy
    Fuck you're new on the job, god damn it. I am approaching ten beers, I am not joking.

    Xanax might do the job, but I'm on gabapentin and tylenol atm so that fucks shit up too.

    Is it cruel that I fatally wounded a feeder fish with a dental tool via its gills so that it could be eaten by a newt?
    I've had about 6 beers. Don't be such a fucking noob. Though I'm sure, with your blackness, you're drinking malt liquor.

    Though it's probably diluted 50%.

    Don't hate me.
    Naw, what we can do is have a group deal. If I'm on skype, bet your ass I'm talking to Lanturn. So she'll be there- you're an interesting guy and you ask interesting questions. So between Lanturn and I, we'll have fun. OR we can put Lanturn and Deck in the same skype chat again, that was fun.

    Alternatively we could just chat with fishy or Lee. Lee is hilarious, very disarming and quite charming. Great at breaking the ice, just like me. You have nothing to fear, friend.
    I also love that line, I made it up on the spot and he TOTALLY fucking missed the whole "spinning your tires" subtlety
    Alberta also is likely the best place on the world for fossils. And we are SO rich that we give handouts to the east and payoff their debt while STILL being in the positive.
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