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RPG where the fit athletic martial artist character has a horrific sense of balance and co-ordination and flunks at any non-combat task that depends on their athleticism while the skinny mage always lands on their feet gracefully like a feline gymnast without using their magic.

I misread the poll as back-to-front at first and imagined back-to-front in the sense of wiping the wrong side of the body and now I'm stuck with the mental image of some dude wiping their glans with toilet paper

Wow I’m also gaming right now!

Not a Pokémon tournament, but I got caught in 4k fucking up a handshake on stream at my SoulCalibur VI local 4 years ago https://clips.twitch.tv/SpookyClumsySword4Head-FxBbiEsr2H4pP3pV

Guy whose mother died, father remarried to a woman younger than Guy, father died, and stepmother remarried to a man younger than Guy

guy who’s older than one of his stepparents

Just remembered this tweet but it's not really evergreen tweets material so I'm posting it here instead:

Yes we do

If Clauncher is Bugs, then why doesn't it say "What's up, Doc?" Something isn't adding up here…