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Yes, my father was an alcoholic talking elephant who regularly trunkslapped me, now I have an uncontrollable urge to smash all elephants.

Response to P Mystery here: Firstly, I would like to say how saddened I am by the way some people have reacted to this. Just because you most likely don't have the balls to honestly post the worst thing you've ever done, doesn't mean you should chastise others for doing so. While it is...

"His opinion" does not stop him from being ignorant. If it's my opinion that 2+2=5, am I immune to criticism? No. Wilshere is brilliant, Cleverley is decent. There, argument over.

Ooh, sorry for the double post, but I wanted to bring this up. Gareth Bale: after yet another match winning display for Spurs, I have a few questions about him for y'all. 1.) Do you see him leaving Spurs in the summer? 2.) If so, to which club? 3.) What value do you put him at? Personally I'm...

I'm starting to think you're all ABUs now. If you've watched United play this season (how couldn't you have, they're on TV like every fucking weekend), then you'll see how Cleverley injects pace and tempo into what is one of the most lethargic United midfields in years. He makes good passes...

Like I said, I'm not denying that Wilshere is a brilliant player, and probably better than Cleverley, but to call him Championship quality is just ignorant.

Why the hate on Cleverley? Wilshere is absolute class, and I'm not denying he deserves his place ahead of Cleverley in the England team, but to call him championship quality is far too harsh. Just look at the stats phalanx posted, he's nearly inseparable from Wilshere. Also would like to point...

United go 10 points clear. All eyes on Citeh now.

Yea, I really don't know why teams like Liverpool are fielding weakened sides in the FA Cup, seeing as it's the only silverware you're realistically gonna win. It's not like you're fighting against relegation and must rest players. Still, Oldham deserved to go through no matter what, and I'm...

The strength of the team is irrelevant, a Liverpool side with Suarez and Sturridge in it should have beaten Oldham. A Spurs side with Bale and Lennon in should have beaten Leeds. A Villa team with - Ok, that one's bullshit, but you get the idea. Second string teams or not, don't take anything...

No offense to Liverpool fans, but GET THE FUCK IN THERE OLDHAM :D 3-2 Full time.

Brentford 1 Chelsea 0 at half time. 0_0

Anybody have any idea how good all these French signings are irl? I've never even watched Ligue 1, so I'm in no position to comment. Hopefully they're half as good as they are on FIFA... then again, that's the game that'd have you believe that Agbonlahor is better than Messi, that 98% of all...

I'll throw my hat into the ring I guess. Set name: Boosting Tank Torterra @ Leftovers 252 HP/252 Def/4 Spd Impish nature -Curse -Wood Hammer -Earthquake -Stone Edge/Synthesis With access to Rock Polish and Swords Dance, Curse is an often overlooked setup move on Torterra. But it's hard to see...

Dialga The scarf set reliably beats the whole top 5, something none of the others even come close to.

^^^^^ Holy shit, my friends have been cheating then, lol. I never paid enough attention to Manaphy to notice :D Btw, the Groudon will not be at +2 or specially defensive or whatever, the set its using was posted in the challenge briefing. Standard support.

I think it would be for the best if we limited it to top 5, as all the contestants lose to something in the top ten, and I don't want to write mountains of text on each one. All in all, I'd give the victory to Dialga. The scarf set once again does extremely well here. Kyogre will be speed...

Groudon How in the name of Mew has Manaphy outlasted Groudon?

Wenger would never pay £50 million for Falcao or £35 million for Cavani. Even then, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't move to Arsenal. Low pay and low chance of winning trophies. Arsenal will have to win something before they can sign players of that quality.

When your highest scorer is planning on leaving, and your third highest scorer is Giroud, you know you've got problems. I can't think who Arsenal could feasibly get in January though. David Villa has already said he won't move until the summer, so that's out the window. I can't think of any...