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    pokemon item you think would be a tasty treat

    cannibalism
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    Ideas You Had

    When I worked at one we just left a scoop in the ice cream tub for each flavor. Convenient and stops cross-contamination between the nut and non-nut flavors. We used the hot-water trick on metal spatulas when we scraped the sides of the tubs at the end of the day, though
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    tragic news

    does the Dutch legal system even have a definition for grand larceny
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    Think of a guy

    Guy with a chiseled jaw (it was a freak accident while he was sculpting)
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    FOR THE GUYS she x on my x till i x

    she doo-wop on my big band til i jazz
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    hey! what ARENT ya listenin’ to, hotshot? (no embedded videos please)

    On the subject of dads, mine told me about the time a radio dj was obligated to play a popular song he hated. He decided to barricade himself in the booth and play it on repeat until he was physically removed, saying stuff like "Wasn't that great? Let's hear it ONE MORE TIME!" after each round...
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    Pokémon GO

    Moves distributed during events need an elite. Those are usually marked with an asterisk or something in databases/guides.
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    Your weird and wacky dreams

    "Supreme Court mandates that Scooby-Doo remain 'Comical Dog', can no longer push subversive politics" whole dream was just that headline
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    Pokémon Presents - Pokémon Day 2025 - Pokemon ZA Info & Pokemon Champions Announced

    Please give it good as gold once it hits main series it would be so funny
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    what would you do if you could fire a beam?

    kill the moon everyone with a death beam kills the moon
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    not to be pretentious but yall should really read this… C.H.A.T. (Come Here for All Talk)

    Update: My milkweed is thoroughly infested with monarch caterpillars. I am so happy.
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    Mega Victreebel but a skinny legend

    I imagine that it would be a long, corrugated tube to deal with all of the leftover surface area. Basically a churro with a mouth
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    Unpopular opinions

    Zoom in.
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    the smogbank

    Can you hold complex assets? I have some real estate that I can't separate from an imaginary number
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    War of the worlds: showdown edition

    In the end, what did the aliens in was not a +6 Haxorus cteam or a masterful triple switch read, but the smallest and most ubiquitous move of all: stealth rocks.
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    hey! what ARENT ya listenin’ to, hotshot? (no embedded videos please)

    Have three each from multiple categories. Music that's intentionally bad, as a joke: D4nny - Goodbye Ice JJ Fish - On the Floor Komar and Melamid - Most Unwanted Song Music that, as far as I can tell, genuinely tried to be good but have gotten absolutely ragged on: Rebecca Black - Friday...
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    not to be pretentious but yall should really read this… C.H.A.T. (Come Here for All Talk)

    It's my milkweed plant's second year and I thought it would be a dud. No butterflies the whole time it was flowering. Now it's all seed pods so they can't have much fragrance to them. But, they showed up and laid eggs! Now there's finally a few caterpillars: We also have several fresh...
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    Pokémon Movepool Oddities & Explanations

    It's actually based on rugby, where a common defensive strategy is to catch the opposing team in oversized butterfly nets
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    Help me come up with shitty one-liners for the smogon movie

    You'll find this terrakion has a bit of a kick
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    Pokémon Movepool Oddities & Explanations

    A big part of diving is coming back up.
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