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    FOR THE GUYS which way do you wipe your ass

    At the pub last night I was telling the boys that I felt older than I ever had before after I had hurt my back wiping my ass earlier in the day. As I did so, I mimed my wiping technique, to demonstrate the motion that had caused the back pain. Immediately, one of my nearest and dearest friends...
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    "my favourite pokemon is maractus"

    is truly your greatest fear that the colour of your soul is too similar to that of the souls of others? you live like a worm
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    in the future

    nothing will last forever. one day the pyramids will fall. when they do, will there be people around to see it? will they recognise the significance of the event? will they be the ones tearing them down?
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    official list of bald smogoff users

    confimred bald: Elvira Bald Accountant presumed bald based on vibes: phoopes CaffeineBoost antemortem mf balding: Sijih Martin Rugi if you are bald and you would like to be added to this list, please let me know. if you are not bald and would like to be removed from this list, please...
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    carnivine head look like a burger

    wanna take a bite...
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    what's been happening to you?

    in the evening, when the sun is going down over the roof of the greek restaurant over the road, i like to sit out on the balcony, facing east, and watch the cars and the trams and the people go by on the high street down below, and feel the softening touch of the evening sun, the golden light...
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    we are a mere three days away from The Incident

    it is coming.
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    only post in this thread if ur at work

    i'm at work rn loool
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    does anyone remember pickle rick?

    it was this a joke in this old cartoon from a while back, don't remember what it's called, where this old dude rick turns himself into a pickle, but like it's got his face on it and he can still talk and stuff. and his grandkid comes in and he's like "hey, i'm a pickle now! call me pickle rick!"...
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    Media Classic Megaman Discussion

    which one is your favourite and least favourite? when i was 14 i played mega man on the wii u virtual console and i couldn’t beat fire man’s stage so i gave up
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    BH Regigigas (Swords Dance) [QC 2/2] [GP 1/1]

    [SET] name: Poison Heal Swords Dance move 1: Swords Dance move 2: Facade move 3: Precipice Blades / V-create move 4: Wicked Blow / Glacial Lance / Nuzzle item: Toxic Orb ability: Poison Heal nature: Jolly evs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe [SET COMMENTS] Regigigas has the bulk...
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    BH Xerneas (Poison Heal Thunder Cage and Pixilate Rapid Spin) [QC 2/2] [GP 1/1]

    [SET] name: Quiver Dance + Thunder Cage move 1: Quiver Dance move 2: Thunder Cage move 3: Moonblast move 4: Leech Seed / Spikes / Strength Sap / Lava Plume item: Toxic Orb ability: Poison Heal nature: Modest evs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe [SET COMMENTS] Poison Heal Xerneas...
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    BH Groudon (Mold Breaker Spikes / Choice Band) [QC 2/2] [GP 1/1]

    [SET] name: Mold Breaker + Spikes move 1: Spikes move 2: Thousand Arrows move 3: Glare move 4: Strength Sap item: Soft Sand / Leftovers ability: Mold Breaker nature: Adamant evs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe [SET COMMENTS] Preventing Groudon from setting up Spikes is a...
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    Eternatus (Nasty Plot and Regenerator Spikes) [QC 2/2] [GP 1/1]

    [SET] name: Nasty Plot + 3 Attacks move 1: Nasty Plot move 2: Core Enforcer move 3: Sludge Bomb move 4: Blue Flare / Earth Power item: Black Sludge / Lum Berry ability: Simple / Mold Breaker / Adaptability nature: Timid evs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe [SET COMMENTS]...
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    Pending Showdown shouldn't hide so many features behind chat commands

    I've recently introduced some IRL friends to Pokemon Showdown, casual Pokemon players who were curious about playing competitively. Watching them play on Pokemon Showdown for the first time made me realise that Showdown is pretty unfriendly to new players in a lot of ways. In particular, a ton...
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    The Well #73 — MAMP [WELL FILLED IN WITH CONCRETE]

    "A stranger is being shown around a village that he has just become part of. He is shown a well and his guide says "On any day except Tuesday, you can shout any question down that well and you'll be told the answer." The man seems pretty impressed, and so he shouts down, "Why not on Tuesday?" A...
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    cum cum revolution

    its like ddr but ur cumming
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    tear list

    list times you've cried saying goodbye to my favourite teacher when i went to high school ending of its such a beautiful day by don hertzfeldt when my dog died when its such a beautiful day by don hertzfeldt got snubbed for an academy award for best animated film (lost to fuckin uh, pixar's...
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    facts about jellyfish

    a group of jellyfish is called a smack there's a species of jellyfish that could theoretically live forever bc when it gets old or sick it can age backwards into a polyp the longest animal in the world is the lion's mane jellyfish, which can get to like 35m long
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    egg ritual

    on the ground floor of my friend joe's apartment complex there is a big ceramic egg sculpture and whenever i go to visit him or whenever i leave i slap the egg and it makes a loud hollow sound. the other day someone was walking out as i came in and he saw me slap the egg and he was like "oh...
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