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Welcome, vassals of the venerable Bowser! From your humble beginnings, there is much to aspire to. You toil away in the Well-Defended Castle Floating Among Glowing Clouds, working as hard as you can to support your kingdom. But as the old adage goes, when the Boss is away, the minions play...

You wake to the sound of waves crashing against the wooden hull. You smell tack and feet, see little but the hammock above you, and the piercing call of a Parrot. You're home. Aboard one of the most feared vessels of the time, you exit the Crew Quarters, take a deep whiff of the bracing brine...