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  1. Sijih

    How fast can you eat a Big Mac? (video submissions encouraged)

    oh I did make sure to fully swallow the whole thing before stopping the timer so no concerns there
  2. Sijih

    How fast can you eat a Big Mac? (video submissions encouraged)

    donr edit: went to mcdonalds for first time in 12+ years. both doors I could use to enter the place were broken. pushed one aside and walked in, the place was completely empty of other customers and very dimly lit. there were probably only 2 staff members there and one of them was trying to...
  3. Sijih

    How fast can you eat a Big Mac? (video submissions encouraged)

    as soon as I make this post, I am going to swap to my phones stopwatch, start it, and start eating. when I am done I am going to post again, then edit in the details of the experience
  4. Sijih

    Help me come up with shitty one-liners for the smogon movie

    movie ends with heroes victorious credits play cut to a scene of the battered supervillain holding a focus band
  5. Sijih

    I am going to show off all my analyses and spotlights. And ig you guys can too

    we can give you a badge if the detroit lions win the super bowl. so "never be badged" is definitely right
  6. Sijih

    I'm running out of space in my signature I'll just put all my suspects here now

    is this a new pokemon that you suspected? hitmonwaifu or something? pokemon has gone off the fucking rails since the last main series game i played
  7. Sijih

    What is Phoopes' official title?

    MY GOAT HIS TITLE IS MY GOAT MY GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
  8. Sijih

    it is wednesday my dudes

    unfortunately, 3M and Shell dumped so much toxic waste into the wednesday frog's environment that all of them mutated to believe it was always Tuesday. because only wednesday is their mating season, non reproduced and this beautiful species has now gone extinct. devastating, but this is the path...
  9. Sijih

    the smogbank

    I stored a significant amount of my net worth in beanie babies and I am now looking to liquidate, can you facilitate that?
  10. Sijih

    Would you drive a tesla if it was gas powered?

    my car only runs on wood from endangered trees
  11. Sijih

    Help me come up with shitty one-liners for the smogon movie

    Oh, you think RBY is your ally. But you merely adopted RBY; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see SV until I was already a tour player, and by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!
  12. Sijih

    DPP/Gen IV special challenge among friends, need team ideas

    completely understandable, there's a lot going on. unfortunately smogon in general doesn't really tend to pay attention to non-smogon metagames. that means that there aren't really any great places to talk about custom metagames like you and your friends made best I can come up with is to look...
  13. Sijih

    Help me come up with shitty one-liners for the smogon movie

    Looking at the battered and bloodied main character “What happened to him?” “… He got haxxed” Tear rolls down cheek
  14. Sijih

    FOR THE GUYS which way do you wipe your ass

    while pondering this I realize that there are actually many variables to consider when describing deuce taking technique whether you move your arm around back or front of body front to back vs back to front wipe direction bidet or tp standing or sitting facing forwards or facing backwards so...
  15. Sijih

    *turns you into a pokemon a second time*

    i can so I undeleted it for you locking this one so we don't have a duplicate
  16. Sijih

    Ideas You Had

    although this was a response to a post specifically about koopa troopas, I think this question actually broadly applies to every single other post in this thread
  17. Sijih

    How to Resolve this Issue. Data works.

    Post your question in this thread. Read the original post first so you know the rules: https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/technical-support-v2-read-original-post-before-posting.3469929/ or just leave it broken and use this time to learn another language or something
  18. Sijih

    smogoff moderator conclave

    a most difficult decision... granting the power of phoopal infallibility is not to be taken lightly
  19. Sijih

    perennial tweets

    perennial, evergreen, herbaceous, ligulate i'm no botanist so I don't actually know what any of those mean, but I do know that having a second thread to aggregate twitter links is unnecessary age your tweets like wine (or surströmming) and when they are ready you can link aggregate them as desired
  20. Sijih

    official list of bald smogoff users

    don't worry MUMP, the problem has already been resolved.
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