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  1. BILLY MAYS HERE

    WELL YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL NOW!
  2. BILLY MAYS HERE

    HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH LAVENDER RADIO TOWER. TIRED OF BEING DEAD? SICK OF FINAL RESTING PLACE BEING TURNED IN TO A REGIONAL BROADCASTING CENTER? WELL NOT ANY MORE. NOW BILLY MAYS IS INVADING YOUR AIR WAVES. THIS IS FOR RADIO, THE TEACHY TV, EVEN INTERNET. THAT'S RIGHT. BILLY MAYS HAS EVEN...
  3. BILLY MAYS HERE

    NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER! THAT'S THREE LAPRAS ZORBEEZ, ALL FOR ONLY $19.95!
  4. BILLY MAYS HERE

    ZORBEEZ ARE MADE OUT OF PURE 100% QUAGSIRE THEY CAN ABSORB ANYTHING COFFEE SODA EVEN RED WINE. THEY'LL EVEN ABSORB YOU SO ACT FAST
  5. BILLY MAYS HERE

    YOU NEED TO CALL BACK DURING THEIR HOURS AND THEN PURCHASE THESE FABULOUS PRODUCTS FOR ONLY $19.95
  6. BILLY MAYS HERE

    DID I REALLY DO THAT THATS WHAT TOO MUCH COCAIN'LL DO YOU, I GUESS
  7. BILLY MAYS HERE

    I DON'T SELL THE SHAMWOW, ONLY THE ZORBEEZ, THE MOST ABSORBENT MATERIAL I'VE EVER USED
  8. BILLY MAYS HERE

    ARE YOU TRYING TO MUSCLE IN TO MY MARKET AGAIN. FIRST SHAMWOW, NOW FORESIGHT. I'M TELLING YOU THE SILPHSCOPE IS THE ONLY TOOL YOU'LL EVER NEED. YOU DON'T NEED A DAMN MOVESET FULL OF SUPPORT MOVES! DRAIN PUNCH? MORE LIKE LAME PUNCH. THAT'S CASH IN THE TRASH.
  9. BILLY MAYS HERE

    ZORBEEZ ABOSORBS 80% MORE HP THAN GIGADRAIN AND SHAMWOW COMBINED
  10. BILLY MAYS HERE

    OF COURSE YOU CANT MOVE THE TRACTOR TRAILER. IT IS STUCK ON A LAVACOOKIE.
  11. BILLY MAYS HERE

    NOT YOU. AT LEAST, WELL NOT ANYMORE
  12. BILLY MAYS HERE

    HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE HANDY SWITCH. EVER WONDER WHAT WAS BEHIND THOSE POSTERS IN YOUR LOCAL GAME CORNER? WELL NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO. YOU CAN PUT A SWITCH WHERE YOU'VE NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE. JUST ONE PRESS AND YOU CAN FIND YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRIME RING, THE VERY CRIMINALS WHO...
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    KIRA
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    HI BILLY MAYS HEREHKRDKHSDAHSDKH
  15. BILLY MAYS HERE

    ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME. HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH SUICIDE PUTTY. DO YOU SUCK EVER WONDER HOW YOU CAN END IT ALL WELL I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE THE MOVE TUTOR FOR FISSURE, AND WITH ONE EASY PAYMENT OF BLUE SHARDS (THAT I CAN TURN IN TO A SHIRT FOR MY COMMERCIALS) I CAN TEACH YOU THIS MOVE TO USE ON...
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  17. BILLY MAYS HERE

    ABSOLUTELY. ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95! LIBERTY MUTUAL CAN HELP YOU TAKE OUT A LOAN
  18. BILLY MAYS HERE

    SIMPLY PLACE YOUR HEAD INSIDE THE RHYDON'S MOUTH AND KNEED TO ACTIVATE.
  19. BILLY MAYS HERE

    HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COMEDY LESSONS. THERE IS NO COST BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY NEED THIS PRODUCT. SO CALL RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE.
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