Might as well throw my hat into the ring
Pokémon: Sandslash
Typing: Ground
Abilities: Sand Stream / Sand Rush
Stats: 105 / 135 / 110 / 45 / 100 / 101 (+30 HP, +35 Atk, +45, SpD, +36 Spe, BST: 586)
New Moves: Flare Blitz, Shore Up, Spikes
Competitive (niche in Ubers): A very good hazard and...