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When a card enters play under your control with an effect that causes you to become the Monarch, Monarch becomes a permanent rules addition to the game state until the end of the match. A player is always the Monarch, and the player who is the Monarch draws a card on their end step. If an...

My prophetic vision is that weed cat evolves into a feline centaur, simultaneously in a state of standing up and being on four legs. This centaur evolves into a centipede type creature that grows an extra leg pair every time it's newly in the camera frame, until it grows beyond the horizon...

Like many of my fellow digital homosexuals, I play Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn: Endwalker, available for PC, PS5, and presumably until next expansion pack, PS4. But unlike many digital homosexuals, I've grown quite a distaste for Twitch and livestream culture in general. And now I want...

I got busy and missed my vote, thus the revolution is delayed until next year on account of paperwork. And I am personally responsible for TC getting reelected. maybe.

OKAY THIS IS EMBARRASSING. I got got by Google's change from providing resources to providing a answers. I vaguely misremembered seeing it on a Direct once, and put it into Google to make sure I wasn't falsely remembering it. Google gave an info card that looked like Wikipedia, with an...

I accept your premise but I must argue that Luigi's Mansion taking 12 years to get Dark Moon should count. And I still think Project X Zone should count for the fact it's getting a third one when the original I would consider one of the worst games on the 3DS and the fact that it managed to...

Legend of Zelda Four Swords - Triforce Heroes Bravely Default got BOTH a Bravely Default 2 and a Bravely Second Ace Attorney... Investigations. Theatrhythm Final Fantasy Luigi's Mansion Pikmin (cry about it) Mario Maker Project X Zone Classic MegaMan Banjo Kazooie, even discounting Nuts and...

This post can't stop us because we can't read. Luckily, under Slapperfish lawlessness we won't need to.

requesting: dorron and continuing this bit

a vote for slapperfish is a vote to end the busy work of voting. a permanent solution to the problem of democracy. an idea that transcends physical and term limits that could run our forums immortal. make your final vote in grace, and vote slapperfish for people's moderator 20XX to create a...

I have difficulty believing anyone of us who frequent a Pokémon website could truly beat a horse much less a centaur, which is a horse with extra reach and purposeful spite. a roc however is basically just a haasts eagle and you know where they are? extinct innit!! easiest match up of the century!

My predictions: Nintendo Labo expansion pack that combines the VR Headset and the Mario Kart technologies to give you virtual segway experience that really moves you, parental discretion is advised for the fact it'll blind you to the real world you're navigating. They'll give us what gamers...

I thought they were already considered pretty distinct? Like the conversational track of "Do you have any coffee?" getting responded with "No, we only have instant" with the implications being that instant coffee is outright not coffee is a thing that already happens. Is this a rare occurrence...

for some reason people stopped saying legit as a question for veracity, and I think we should bring that back

Salt shaker. Bar of soap. The entire range of human emotion, as demonstrated by Greg Davies for all my fellow Taskmasterers to utilize and lord over everybody else with. Fella is such a beast of a man I don't think anyone wouldn't believe you if you claimed he's a Pokémon anyways.

There exists documentation called the Schmidt Sting Pain Index, by Justin O. Schmidt which seeks to chart the most painful insect stings and compare them to each other. Would you consider going on a scientific quest to find the worst, most detestable cheeses?

I am an anarchist and thus I would like to nominate Slapperfish.

haven't you seen the movies? adam sandler is a vampire with power over time. he'll never die.

If you wanted to avoid the sound of velcro, don't worry the American Military was scared of it too and developed a highly effective way of opening velcro silently.