My serious PL Manager signup post was deleted by fascists so I'll repost it here:
PS! name: Waylaid
Assistant Managers: Mishlef D2TheW
(What's an Assman without two cheeks?)
Team name: West Alolan Weeaboos
Why would you be a good manager?
In a word, representation. I'm tired of PL teams that focus on building, synergy, and playing proficiency. There's a severe lack of team representation for the vast majority of the pokemon community; 36 year old customer service workers with neckbeards. As manager, I'd focus less on winning and more on using underutilized but very sexy pokemon, like meloetta, lopunny, and miltank. Let's be honest, I'll win PL no matter what I force my teammates to use.
Experience is another factor contributing to my inevitable success as manager. Coming off of an incredibly successful campaign as 1v1 World Cup manager, I'm prepared to channel that same energy to pull off the three-peat in PL 5. I'm also willing to dedicate substantial free time to captaining in this tour, made evident by my current leave of absence.
The king of 1v1 team tours is back to reclaim his throne. My discord pfp will be "yeah I won 3 1v1 premier leagues" before you know it.
CONFIRMING
Ps Name: D2TheW, Death2thewest, D2, D2TW, D2W, D2TheWest, Death2theW, Ditto2TheW, B-Torterra, DeeToTheDoubleYou and about 50 other variations. NOT Deathtothewest, some other fucker stole that acc back in 2018, if you're out there mate, I will find you >:(
Assistant Managers: Maylaid and Wishlef
Team Name: WEST ALOLAN WEEABOOS
Why would you be a good manager?
Hey Guys Eye Am D2 And Eye Am Signing Up To Manage With Waylaid And His Alternate Form, Catgirl Waylaid. I have a long list of accomplishments including:
1) Almost getting Boat to banword "I'm" in the 1v1 cord for making too many dad jokes
2) Almost getting Mubs to banword "I'm D2" in the 1v1 cord for making too many dad jokes
3) Almost getting banned from the 1v1 cord by TDA for making too many dad jokes
4) Almost getting kicked from multiple cords for making too many dad jokes
5)
Actually getting kicked from cords for making too many dad jokes
6) Having a banner :]
7) Being Irish
8) Ghosting Eblurb in classic finals, except in bw
9) Convincing Edgar that I was Mishlef, Gohar and Pqs at various times, all using the same alt
10) Making so many dad jokes that sice said this: "Everywhere in my dreams I’m haunted by this man, every time I say the word “I’m” this stupid ass ditto blob, “hey (redacted), I’m D2”. The voices echo in my head for hours telling me to do obscene things, I am all in favor of banning D2."
While I have never actually properly participated in a 1v1 teamtour, I played monopoke for central in wc4 despite not being in any way eligible for them and went 4-1. I also rooted for BBB and c?o in pl4 and wc4 respectively and they both won which can't be a coincidence. While my playing skills may be unproven, that just means you can be sure I won't ghost my players. It's gonna be a
shit great pl lads and I can't wait to manage my team to victory. Is aobhinn liom uachtar rèoite agus tiocfaidh àr là.
If the feds delete this and I go missing, you'll find my dismembered corpse in the River Liffey under O'Connel Bridge. I look like this:
ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
:nidoran: 
