...But oddly it does.
I was bored, I made this team on shoddy for a laugh but it's been doing great. I do think I only win because of the suprise element of it, But now I've posted this thread you all know what it is... Oh well, I doubt I'll fight many of you anyway.
So without further ado, Here's my team
Gengar @ Choice Band
Adamant Nature
252 atk, 252 spe
Focus Punch/Brick Break
Fire Punch
Sucker Punch
Explosion
Okay, This is one mucked up Gengar. However, I find it quite a good lead. It's good at forcing switches into Blissey, Which means I can (hopefully) out-predict and Focus Punch. Focus Punch should OHKO the Blissey Max defence maybe, Max spd definately, However, If I find it not to Brick Break may help. Explosion kills mostly everything, Sucker punch works for other Gengars who think they are quicker than me, It also works for speedy Psychics. Fire punch is mainly for denting Grasses and steels.
Porygon2 @ Leftovers
Calm nature
252hp, 252spdef.
Trick Room
Thunderbolt
Ice Beam
Tri Attack/Recover
Trace is such an awesome ability, It can ruin pokemon like Salamence, Gyarados and the likes because they get Intimidated. It can also ruin Heatran with flash fire. The possibilities are endless. Trick room is for the slower people on my team, BoltBeam combo is self explanitory. Tri Attack is a good STAB move, But Recover adds in survivability.
Munchlax @ Choice Band
Brave Nature
Thick Fat
252 atk, 252hp
Earthquake
Rock Slide
Zen Headbutt
Return
This is just novelty really, As I said this team was made for a laugh. Earthquake and Rock slide hit quite alot of things, Zen Headbutt Kills fighting types, Gengars and those nasty Grass/Poison types who resist the quakeslide combo. I really like the fact that it has Thick Fat, it's a really good ability considering the presence of BoltBeam is everywhere. This guy does take quite a few hits to take down. I do know snorlax is a much greater choice (Actually, The list of viable replacements is pretty much endless) but this guy is cool.
Metagross @ Choice Specs
Quiet Nature
252 satk, 252hp.
Psychic
Shadow Ball
Flash Cannon
Hidden Power Fire
Wow, He looks so cool shiny. You might start to see I like ruining great pokemon like Gengar and Metagross by giving them stupid sets which contradict their stats. Anyway, A powerful special sweeper, Especially trick room. Psychic and Flash cannon for STAB, They get quite a good bit of type coverage. Shadow Ball for opposing psychics and Ghosts. Hidden Power fire takes down the Single typed Grassers, and Other steel types. It's mainly in here for the element of suprise.
Espeon @ Choice Scarf
Modest Nature
252Satk, 252spe
Psychic
Shadow Ball
Hidden Power Fighting
Grass Knot
I know everyone says that Azelf or Alakazam are much better for doing this than Espeon is, But I don't care. I battle with pokemon I like, and sometimes It's fun being at a disadvantage (Especially when you win ^^) Psychic OHKOs alot of things, Shadow ball beats psychics and ghosts. Hidden Power Fighting for Darks and Steel types which would otherwise wall me. Grass knot for all those heavy pokemon in the OU environment and just totally rapes Swampert. It also looks so cool when It's shiny because It's green! Green is my favourate colour.
Crobat @ Life Orb
Jolly Nature
252atk, 252 spe
Hypnosis
Mean Look
Screech
Arial Ace
This set is really odd, But It works most of the time. Crobat is nice and bulky with 80 in both defences. Although, Does Anyone think I should invest some EV's into that to up its survivability? It worries me sometimes that after Hypnosis'ing, Mean Look and screech I've used up 3 turns. They could've woke up by then. One Screech usually ensures the KO on most things, But sometimes I'll need more than 1. That means they could wake up and kill me, Although this Crobat is mainly a wall-breaker. I'm really not sure.
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So that's my team. I'm not that bothered about winning although I'm open to all suggestions, I'd like to know what others think and see what they'd do to change it. Maybe if I think the Idea is good enough I will do it. Who knows....
Thankyou for your time.
I was bored, I made this team on shoddy for a laugh but it's been doing great. I do think I only win because of the suprise element of it, But now I've posted this thread you all know what it is... Oh well, I doubt I'll fight many of you anyway.
So without further ado, Here's my team

Gengar @ Choice Band
Adamant Nature
252 atk, 252 spe
Focus Punch/Brick Break
Fire Punch
Sucker Punch
Explosion
Okay, This is one mucked up Gengar. However, I find it quite a good lead. It's good at forcing switches into Blissey, Which means I can (hopefully) out-predict and Focus Punch. Focus Punch should OHKO the Blissey Max defence maybe, Max spd definately, However, If I find it not to Brick Break may help. Explosion kills mostly everything, Sucker punch works for other Gengars who think they are quicker than me, It also works for speedy Psychics. Fire punch is mainly for denting Grasses and steels.

Porygon2 @ Leftovers
Calm nature
252hp, 252spdef.
Trick Room
Thunderbolt
Ice Beam
Tri Attack/Recover
Trace is such an awesome ability, It can ruin pokemon like Salamence, Gyarados and the likes because they get Intimidated. It can also ruin Heatran with flash fire. The possibilities are endless. Trick room is for the slower people on my team, BoltBeam combo is self explanitory. Tri Attack is a good STAB move, But Recover adds in survivability.

Munchlax @ Choice Band
Brave Nature
Thick Fat
252 atk, 252hp
Earthquake
Rock Slide
Zen Headbutt
Return
This is just novelty really, As I said this team was made for a laugh. Earthquake and Rock slide hit quite alot of things, Zen Headbutt Kills fighting types, Gengars and those nasty Grass/Poison types who resist the quakeslide combo. I really like the fact that it has Thick Fat, it's a really good ability considering the presence of BoltBeam is everywhere. This guy does take quite a few hits to take down. I do know snorlax is a much greater choice (Actually, The list of viable replacements is pretty much endless) but this guy is cool.

Metagross @ Choice Specs
Quiet Nature
252 satk, 252hp.
Psychic
Shadow Ball
Flash Cannon
Hidden Power Fire
Wow, He looks so cool shiny. You might start to see I like ruining great pokemon like Gengar and Metagross by giving them stupid sets which contradict their stats. Anyway, A powerful special sweeper, Especially trick room. Psychic and Flash cannon for STAB, They get quite a good bit of type coverage. Shadow Ball for opposing psychics and Ghosts. Hidden Power fire takes down the Single typed Grassers, and Other steel types. It's mainly in here for the element of suprise.

Espeon @ Choice Scarf
Modest Nature
252Satk, 252spe
Psychic
Shadow Ball
Hidden Power Fighting
Grass Knot
I know everyone says that Azelf or Alakazam are much better for doing this than Espeon is, But I don't care. I battle with pokemon I like, and sometimes It's fun being at a disadvantage (Especially when you win ^^) Psychic OHKOs alot of things, Shadow ball beats psychics and ghosts. Hidden Power Fighting for Darks and Steel types which would otherwise wall me. Grass knot for all those heavy pokemon in the OU environment and just totally rapes Swampert. It also looks so cool when It's shiny because It's green! Green is my favourate colour.

Crobat @ Life Orb
Jolly Nature
252atk, 252 spe
Hypnosis
Mean Look
Screech
Arial Ace
This set is really odd, But It works most of the time. Crobat is nice and bulky with 80 in both defences. Although, Does Anyone think I should invest some EV's into that to up its survivability? It worries me sometimes that after Hypnosis'ing, Mean Look and screech I've used up 3 turns. They could've woke up by then. One Screech usually ensures the KO on most things, But sometimes I'll need more than 1. That means they could wake up and kill me, Although this Crobat is mainly a wall-breaker. I'm really not sure.
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So that's my team. I'm not that bothered about winning although I'm open to all suggestions, I'd like to know what others think and see what they'd do to change it. Maybe if I think the Idea is good enough I will do it. Who knows....
Thankyou for your time.