





A UU Team From Yours Truly
(Me)

Maizono (Meloetta) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Timid Nature
- Hyper Voice
- Psyshock
- Focus Blast
- Dazzling Gleam
What are you doing, Skymin? Using Meloetta? Aren't there many other better Special attackers? What ARE you doing? Yes yes, I know, Meloetta isn't the best. But it's pretty unique - as a Normal special attacker...and it actually doesn't work badly. Specs Meloetta hits pretty hard - especially considering 128 base attack isn't nothing to laugh at. This is the Pokemon that started this team - I wanted to use it from the start, and it works REALLY, REALLY well.



Old Spice (Ampharos) (M) @ Ampharosite
Ability: Static
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Charge Beam
- Dragon Pulse
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
Now, I know what you're thinking - Rest Talk mega? Surely you jest. That's insane, it'll never work! Well, actually, it works..pretty well. Rest Talk Ampharos-Mega works really well - allowing it to absorb statuses from anything that wants to inflict Toxic or something onto it (looking at you, Eevee line) and being able to set up damage with Charge Beam. Dragon Pulse is for STAB, Charge Beam raises my SpA to levels of near-OHKOing a Metagross (it's kinda weak in special, but still, I felt proud) and overall, this thing is really good. Give it a go - it's not a bad set.

2good4UU (Medicham) @ Choice Band
Ability: Pure Power
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Jolly Nature
- Drain Punch
- Zen Headbutt
- Bullet Punch
- Ice Punch
Medichamite banned? No problem! This WRECKS shit. I mean WRECKS shit. Choice Band Medicham is SUPER good. Not only does it hit like a truck - but it can move pretty quickly too. Jolly Max Speed allows me to outspeed quite alot, there are exceptions though (Max Speed Victini outspeeds me) but overrall it does it's job pretty well. Drain Punch because if I'm gonna be locked into something, it might as well be something that doesn't cause me extreme damage when I miss. Zen Headbutt is good STAB, Bullet Punch because priority, and Ice Punch to deal with possible Ground types. A great member to this team, and I love it.

Fuck Fairies (Metagross) @ Leftovers
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 Def
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Spd
- Gyro Ball
- Earthquake
- Zen Headbutt
- Stealth Rock
I wanted something bulky and that was a good attacker - Metagross came to mind as soon as I did. This guy's pretty good - it deals out damage and takes it nicely, fitting a role of bulky attacker nicely. I know that Stealth Rock seems weird - but I couldn't really decide on a 4th slot, and it IS bulky enough to have a turn of Rocks. It takes hits pretty nicely and does it's job well. Gyro Ball because FUCK Fairies. Just fuck 'em. (j/k)

a hors (Keldeo) @ Life Orb
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Timid Nature
- Surf
- Secret Sword
- Hidden Power [Ghost]
- Calm Mind
I needed a nice, strong, special attacker. Of course I had Meloetta, but I needed something else too. And..Keldeo. This thing is GOOD. Sure, it's sets are extremely common and easy to predict, but..fuck, it's GREAT at what it does. Calm Minds can make this thing a great attacker. How so?
+2 252 SpA Life Orb Keldeo Secret Sword vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Blissey: 1302-1536 (182.3 - 215.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Yes, Blissey has horrible defenses - but this makes me proud nonetheless. It hits things like a truck, and it has a nice moveset to back it up. I LOVE using this thing.

Oh Yeah (Crawdaunt) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Aqua Jet
- Knock Off
- Waterfall
- Rock Slide
I needed a nice bulky Dark attacker - so Crawdaunt was my first choice, obviously! With great power and a ability to back it up, Crawdaunt makes a great lead in the ability to knock stuff off and attack things quickly. It's fast enough where it shouldn't need TOO much speed, and that I don't mind sacking it because it's usually just to knock stuff off. It does do a great job, though, so I don't see myself replacing this thing. Fast, strong, he fits perfectly on this team.
Replays:
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-93606233
(XxBajan&BaccaxX: IM NOT VERSING U AGAIN BITCH! D:<
XxBajan&BaccaxX: >:O
XxBajan&BaccaxX: BITCH ASS FUCKER
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Anyways, here it is. Overall, I'm really happy with this team - it does wonders in UU and it's pretty good in terms of helping eachother. It CAN be improved, but I love it for what it is.
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