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If you have any questions, please feel free to contact either one of the hosts. The reward for winning this tournament is a custom avatar to be used on Pokemon Showdown. Please feel free to use this thread to talk about the tournament to your hearts' desire.

How does ADVPL work?

There will be 8 teams, each with their own manager and assistant manager. Management duos will do a SPL-style auction on Pokemon Showdown!, where they will take turns nominating and bidding in an auction for players who signed up to assemble their teams with limited credits available. The teams will then play one another for 7 weeks, with a new opponent each week. This will culminate with a Playoffs week consisting of the Top 4 teams overall from the 7-week main season.

How does one signup as a player?

Player signups are projected to begin Sunday March 9th and will be open until 24 hours before the auction (see below; about two weeks). You should include your name, timezone, metagames you are willing to play, and any expected inactivity. Do not sign up if you cannot commit to the entire tournament. ADVPL V is expected to run until the end of May.

If I am selected as a captain, can I still play for my team?

Each team will be allowed to self-purchase one manager for 15k or both for 40k auction credits. Managers must inform the tournament hosts 24 hours before the auction date.

When is the ADVPL IV Auction?

The auction time will be decided by managers soon.
The General Manager of a team is essentially the boss of a team. The GM is the final word in all decisions (barring the hosts) regarding their team. The GM decides which players play on the team, who plays in what position, and even handles the team finances. Managers also make sure that the team keeps running on a day to day basis. If a team fails to complete their matches by the end of the allotted time, the onus is on the manager to inform the hosts as to what happened in order to make sure that proper activity calls are made.

Because of these responsibilities, The General Manager is probably the most important part of the team. As such, the position of GM is not one to be taken lightly.

• General Managers are chosen largely on a subjective opinion of the hosts as well as ADV Moderation Team as to who they believe would be fit for the position. Being fit for the position includes the knowledge of excellent battlers in the community (for fielding a competent team), having above average activity on the forums, Pokémon Showdown and/or Discord (in order to ensure that you don’t abandon your team), as well as possessing a necessary amount of “gravitas” (If you can’t make a player do what you tell them to, such as play an undesirable metagame, you’re not going to make a good manager).

General Managers are required to acquire one Assistant Manager. The General Manager gets full sovereignty in choosing their assistant manager. The assistant manager is essentially the second in command for the team. They have all of the functions and roles as the General Manager does, the GM just trumps them in head-to-head decisions.

Lastly, the General Manager has the following duties:

• They shall choose one Assistant Manager.
• They shall make the hosts aware of any player retentions by the time player signups close.
• They shall be present at the live auction, or appoint someone (the Assistant Manager) to participate in the live auction in their stead.
• They shall send the hosts weekly rosters.
• They shall ensure to the best of their abilities that their battlers complete their matches on time.
• In the event that a match fails to be completed, they shall inform the hosts as to why the match failed to be completed, and what their battler did in order to finish the match.
• They shall communicate any grievances with the hosts.
Total money for teams is 140,000 credits.

In the weeks preceding the Live Auction, a time will be chosen where at least 1 Manager or Assistant Manager from each team can meet and perform a live auction in order to choose players. The Manager and/or Assistant Manager present will be expected to remain at the auction for the entire duration, which should take approximately 3 hours.

Once a time is set, all attending Managers + Hosts will enter the place where the auction will be held - most likely a group chat for the auction. Spectators are allowed to join in to watch the auction, but will not be able to speak. Discussion on the bidding should be relegated to the ADV Discord.

The hosts will first ask a team to nominate a player. The order by which teams will nominate players will go in a randomized snaking pattern from the first chosen team to the last chosen team, then the last chosen team to the first chosen team. Details of said player will be displayed and bidding will commence, starting at 3000 credits, with the nominating team automatically placing the first bid. The auction will then be in real time. Managers will simply put in their bids in the chat, raising a minimum of 500 credits. If after 15 seconds there are no new bids, the player is sold to the highest bid in the channel. Updated credit totals will be displayed and then the next manager in the rotation will be prompted to nominate a player.

Managers: it is necessary for you to field a roster of 10 starters and a minimum of 4 substitutes. Playing Managers and retains are included in the roster number. Players will be locked into playing only the tiers they signed up for the entirety of ADVPL V. This does not apply to tiebreakers or between OU and OU Bo3.

There is no midseason this year. Therefore, it is highly recommended that all teams spend all of their credits in the auction, as there is no use for them afterwards.
The league stages consist of a Round Robin tournament. Every team will face every other team once through 7 weeks of play. Each manager will submit to the hosts a roster no later than the deadline of the previous week. This roster will list the starting players and what metagames they will play.

When the week starts, teams' players will face off in their respective metagames / tiers. The ADV OU 1 from Team A will face the ADV OU 1 from team B, ADV OU 2 will face ADV OU 2, and so on. Whichever team wins the most battles will be declared the victor for the week. Rather than score based on how many individual battles a team wins, the primary thing that matters is who beat the most teams. As such, points are awarded based only on wins and losses versus teams as a whole, not individual players. Beating a team in a week’s matchups is worth two points, tying with a team is worth one point, and losing is worth none, simple as that. At the end of the round robin, the top four teams in the points proceed to the playoffs. Semifinals will see #1 vs. #4 and #2 vs #3, Finals will be the winner from each of the semi-final rounds.

There are a few regulatory things during the league stages that need to be outlined.

1. Substitutes – At any point in time during the week, a team may make a substitution for a currently slotted player. In order to do this a manager must post in the thread, tagging the hosts, the opposing managers and the opposing player stating which player is substituting out, and which player is substituting in. A player that has substituted out for a week cannot be substituted back in. In addition, in order to catch any attempts at garnering favorable matchups in ADV OU/OU Bo3 (where the lineup you choose affects pairings), all substitutions are subject to veto by the hosts if the substitution is suspected to be attempting to “game” the system.

2. Trades - Trades are allowed before the start of Week 1. Both managers must confirm with the host team to complete a trade. Hosts can veto a trade if it is deemed completed lopsided.

3. Activity decisions – There are inevitably times where two players simply fail to complete a match; however, the nature of the tournament system sometimes makes it advantageous to purposely fail to play (such as when a team is up 5-4 in a week). Because of this, it is necessary to make activity decisions on matches. Hosts are required to make thorough investigations regarding each and every potential failed match during a week. If both parties are deemed to be equally apathetic or enthusiastic about getting the match done, but just have not had the opportunity to make it happen, the match will result in a no contest. However, if it is deemed that one party made significantly more effort than the other in attempting to get the match done, then a win will be awarded to that player. Things that will make it very likely that you will lose via activity include: failing to VM your opponent immediately upon the week’s start, scheduling a match and being documented as missing the match time, failing to provide any concrete times for which you can be reached, failing to respond to an opponent’s VM at all. Note that this is a tournament that requires a very high level of activity and diligence, if you don’t think you can get your matches done, quite simply don’t sign up.

4. Rule Breaking – There is no excuse for breaking any of the predetermined rules. If you are caught breaking a rule, you will lose your match. There is no lenience with regards to this. Break a rule, you lose. Period.

5. Reversing Rulings - No ruling will be retroactively overturned once the week following the week that the ruling has been made has ended. This includes: activity rulings / rulings based on rule breaking / anything else under the sun. I'm not going back in time to reevaluate every single decision I've made throughout the tournament on Week 9 because you think you were robbed 1-2 wins along the way and now they're the difference between you and a playoff spot. Any appeals to a ruling must be made during the week that the ruling is made; beyond that, all rulings are final once the week ends.
 
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gm feel free to dm us replays, tours standings, ladder peaks or why we should pick you. Pm us here or on discord ( girlsdodrugs or lhions ). We will NOT be doing tryout games, but there will be an insanely low chance that we ask if you can do one if we deem fit.
 
Dear managers plz do not spend much credits on me. Last year i was 14k and went 1-4. The year before i was 3k and got 3 wins. It is clear to me that my price predetermines my performance. So preferably draft me at around 5-8k. Do NOT go over 10k. You were warned.
 
For the Managers that want me: Beware, ill aura farm every single week, if I think you are stupid, ill refuse to play purely to gain aura. If I think a teammate of mine is stupid, ill spout a nonsensical oneliner about how they are garbage. I will go into the lower tiers channel purely to talk about how their tiers arent real and how they r just scared cats who cant play a real tier like OU. If you draft me, I might get banned overnight purely to gain more aura. I might just go extremely inactive at random, I will be incredibely detrimental to any team that drafts me, I am incapable of giving actually good advice and help to the people in need in ADV. Even if none of this happens, I will literally bring shitmons and lose all games just for the opportunity of aurafarming if I win with Blaziken. This is not satire, or joking, or whatever the fuck you goons think this is. This is a incredibely serious post, as I am a incredibely serious and realistic person. Please remove me from your drafting plans, for your own sake, you have been warned, but considering the overall IQ of the managers, you will likely ignore this post, too bad, I will aurafarm you. I see you in ADVPL buddies.
 
Dear managers plz do not spend much credits on me. Last year i was 0k and went 0-0. The year before i was 0k and got 0 wins. It is clear to me that my price predetermines my performance. So preferably draft me at around 0-0k. Do NOT go over 0k. You were warned.
For any managers involved with ADVPL Evakiyama is signing up for ADVPL and intends to do nothing but be useless. Feed her teams. When you @ here and show game, all she is doing is writing "why did we" sentences. She is never giving you a like in likewhore. She will complain about prep in every channel. She will show up 14 minutes late on all her sets and play with 30% effort. Even if I she does play with 100% effort she will be playing with a negative mindset and complain the whole way through. She has no intent to be positive, ever, if she gets drafted for ADVPL.
 
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I wanna get in on this
Dear managers plz do not spend much credits on me. Last year i was 3k and went 0-0 and got banned somehow. The year before i was 0k and got 0 wins. It is clear to me that my price predetermines my performance. Ive never gone for more than 5k and never gone negative in a team tour. So preferably draft me at around -3k. Do NOT go over negative 5k. You were warned.
 
Hiya, it's getting close to the auction day and I decided to make a ranking of the ADV LC player base to make it easier for managers instead of digging through tours, discord, and replays even if you should do that anyway. I'll categorize the ranking from Top to Low, every player will get their pros and cons from my subjective opinion to help you find your LC player, and strategize the ones if you missed your desired one. I'll mention clearly if the person is a player, builder/support, or both. I'll also briefly go through how people play and what I think of the player base that will be worth your time as a manager.


Starting with the TOP

Shing (Player/Builder)(Not signed up yet)
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Let's get this one done before it feels like I've too much of an ego. Best results, way too active in this niche tier and tries to always push the meta; yeah I'm the best player you want to have in a team slot especially someone who has experienced team tours so I'm not gonna suffer from new beginner nerves. If you want to point out the flaws, I think I'm very lazy when it comes to using the server as I'm a player who tends to develop and test the teams with my mind alone, a habit I've gotten after not having enough friendlies to test out teams that I essentially forced myself to run a weird "simulator" in my head. Think of it like chess players trying to play their games by their minds alone, just I do that with sequences instead. But because of that aspect, sometimes I don't post my prep till the last day, and since I don't get enough tests as I can build my team too late, I've lost to it and it has bitten me in a sour mood. I think the activity part of me is going to be worse due to the paid exam in less than two months, but I'll make sure to make you aware if I sign up.
I also don't necessarily play to win. I play to push the meta for the development. But to push the meta, you have to showcase it by winning to some degree so there I am motivated to win by that reason alone. Will say this has affected my prep as I try to cover every matchup, even those that my opponent won't bring on the prep. So if you ever draft me, please call me out on this part so I won't overextend lol.
But besides these flaws that may be too personal and long, I'm motivated and do want to play this ADVPL since I missed it last year. If I sign up, it'll be late Friday if I've determined I'm able to balance both out.

Naere (Player/Builder)
Her mentality in this tier is consistency in a nutshell, and she has proven it with her recent tour performance and her teams always feeling solid IMO. I would draft her not only as a player but also as a support since her teams are easy enough for a tour player to just look and pick. As for her cons... She can tend to repeat cores throughout the weeks, and it's not like you can do this again compared to last year where Quinn pulled 3 Snubbull leads in a row lmao. But she isn't predictable, by far being more unique with their building than most others could so this is a minor issue. As a player though I think she has an issue that most have: Being too comfortable in usually safe positions and then being baited when it feels like it could have been avoided by using more of your time to think of your position. But besides that, she's the best player here if I don't sign up and she deserves that praise for the effort she has made at this point.

Quinn (Retained)
Even with the lack of post-Porygon activity, he has shown activity at LPL and LCBC as a manager, and his post on Diglett Suspect convinced me enough that he can be put on the top. Despite being retained, I still wanted to put them in here to speak on their status in the ADV LC tier. I expect Quinn to be positive but have the same score as last year? Maybe Quinn can prove me wrong then because while I think they can do that I feel like this PL may happen otherwise.

Secondly, the High

Alder ST(Player/Builder)
He's generally more active and experienced than most others atm. Doesn't have any negative in his results, and his builds are good enough to secure wins. But he has heavy competition when it comes to the skill level in this pool, and how he played in Week 7 and Semi-Finals at LCBC got me worried that he's gonna get a breakdown if he gets a losing streak. As for his builds, they aren't the worst but I think Alder ST appreciates a small supporter who can give him feedback on the teams or just him about adv lc stuff. He tends to struggle when he tries to innovate or optimize, and sometimes it leads to his teams relying on RNG(or speed ties) and brute force. Covering these issues, Alder ST is easily in the top material.

Evakiyama(Player/Builder)
Maybe this is a stretch if I look at the sheets, but based on my tour game against her and our friendlies as well, she feels like some of the best players I've faced for a while despite being a newcomer. I just think she needs to implement more bulk on her builds and create more forceful restrictions, and I can see her being positive in this tier. She looks like she will be drafted in other tiers, though, so she could be a decent supporter.

Reggg(Support/Player"ish")
Despite having a dislike towards the current state of the meta, I still think highly of him in ADV LC. His building is very unique because he is willing to approach different aspects of the meta that many aren't comfortable with, similar to me. I think he will succeed if playing, but moreover will be better if you give him a top player that pivots well like Colin, Hacker, Gawain, etc. Just make sure his builds can be a bit more bulletproof vs CB Diglett/avoid 20-speed ties(abuse Lileep more tbh lol). I am looking forward to seeing any of his involvement in ADV LC if he gets drafted :)

Kaboom(Support)
Aka Reggg's partner in crime. If you want to compare him to Reggg as a supporter, he's probably slightly weaker but he has a strong sense when the team is good or not. I wouldn't rely on him for building teams as he's more occupied for OU as he locked LC out of his playing tier, but he should be picked up if you need good feedback for your mainer.

Uppa(Support/Player)
Very underrated as a player and it's sad to see her not getting to play more at LCBC. Many of my ideas come from her ideas before LPL so take it a grain of salt from my big bias on her. She would appreciate it if someone took a look at her sets/strategy to approve if it's good or not, but otherwise, she's very capable of doing it on her own. If she has a losing record though due to heavy competition, she can easily back up a top player as that's what she did in LCBC and essentially won the tournament due to her effort. I'd be pretty sad if she did not manage to get drafted somehow.

Colin(Player)
Just a strong player in LC overall, and he is a very strong pivoter when he plays ADV LC. Doesn't build much though so give him a supporter and you have a good slot for your team IMO.

Hacker(Player)
Same case as Colin, but has been involved in ADV LC a bit more so has more experience. Same thing as Colin, needs a builder and you have a good slot for your team.

Coconut(Player)
Similar cases to those two above, but I don't know them much as a player overall. But I think very highly LC players that have high positions so I presumably assume that he's good as well. Probably ask him beforehand IMO.

[Edited in] Raichy(Player)
Won ADV LC's biggest tournament, Porygon's bizarre so he's a high pick for that reason alone. Will also need support btw.

Mielke(Support)
Evaki told me that Mielke supported them for the ADV LC slot, and honestly, I'm pretty impressed that I feel like they should mentioned here for support. They will most likely be played at ADV OU and focus on that, but I hope they put the time to help this slot if they can tbh.

And of course, the Middle

BlackKnight_Gawain(Player/Builder)
Should be in high personally, but I find his latest LPL tour games to be so lackluster that it knocked him down. His building isn't bad, but it hasn't been executed very well IMO. I think Gawain should be paired with someone who is also energetic with the tier if you want to utilize his potential to the fullest. He does understand the tier more than most players but again has this theory vs practice thing not planned well. As a player though, he's pretty capable of playing in the tier and it's not a shocker if he manages to make upsets but he should strive to perform better than he did in LPL imo.

Feen(Player)
Maybe too harsh to put him here considering he won LCBC and ended with the 3rd best record. The thing is he had broken support from Uppa+Eric (and me in Finals kek) at LCBC where the skill level isn't as stacked. I'm not even sure if he can get the same support in ADV PL, and I have a "strong" opinion of him as a player. I don't mind if mistakes happen, but he has made too many questionable that led him from having a favorable matchup to making it even somehow(LCBC finals T2, T16 e.g). In a tier like ADV LC where making a sub-optimal play has mattered in the long run, I can see that punishing Feen's playstyle is pretty hard. To give him credit, he didn't play much ADV LC beforehand, and if you explain to him how the team processes he quickly understands the interaction and sequences. It's just you gotta do more work for Feen, which is demanding especially when you've to build a team for them as again they aren't a mainer. If they aren't performing better than in LCBC, they may end up in a similar position to what happened to RoyalReloaded and Ecat.

Rineko(Player/Builder"ish")
A weird player I'll say that. Since she was on my LCBC team she didn't get to showcase at all. While if you look at her strictly from LPL tours, taking wins on Naere and Alder ST is impressive. I think she is a better player after our games + discussions so I think she's a very easy 3k steal though I find it a bit difficult to see her taking wins against the best. But at worst, she's a good sub and was fun to discuss as long she wasn't interfering with IRL things.

[Edited in] Aurora(Player)
Has slighty more experience than most high players in the recent meta, and are able to make upsets vs the high ranks. Issue is that they're someone that won't play to legit outplay them as a player, and is reliant on having a very structured team that's planned out the sequences for them. If you can cover that aspect and Aurora tackles this issue, they're definitely able to make an upset.

Teamo(Player)
Lowkey good in ADV LC. It's just that Teamo is a troll and our ladder games become very messy because we bring weird teams against each other. She's usually good in LC tiers she picks so I can see her somehow snatching a win if she gets drafted in. Not much to say about Teamo otherwise tbh...

Akeras(Player)
If this guy didn't hit me with Adamant CB Doduo on friendlies, I wouldn't have pulled this out against Greedy which may not have let me win the tournament. I always imagined the alternative what-ifs on my first ADV LC tournament, and I'm in debt to Akeras for putting me where I am nowadays. Now besides that, Akeras always appears to play ADV LC whenever he feels like and it always feels like he understands when to click the right move or not. The cons are that he is often behind the meta, and therefore you will need to provide him with teams or help him understand how the new meta functions when he tries to build. Wouldn't be the worst pick, but at this point you have a lot of competition already.


Unlikely, but I want to mention the Lowest

Loneling(Player)
Been there when I needed him for the tests, love you for that. I don't think he has a chance to get drafted but I had to shoutout to him when he accepted me at @looking for games <3333

The Chungler(Player/Support(?))
Doesn't feel like it's justified to put him in here because he's a capable player in other tiers and he can build his teams, unlike most people. It's just he needs to play more LC tiers, and ADV specifically to get a feel for how the tier plays. Well to be fair, the person he has only lost to is me so I don't have much right to put him in this spot as I pull out all new shit that would have to most other players lmfao. I don't think he's a bad pick though,

RoyalReload(Player)
Probably take this with a grain of salt, I just find it hard to rank them especially since I haven't seen them enough in the tier. I wasn't impressed by them last year and therefore I don't hold much more opinions on them other than I find it hard to see them getting drafted this year. I'm Sorry Royal.

SkidandPump102 (Edited in)
Despite being put in low, he oddly enough understands the meta to a certain degree that he can be decently useful support that can give out ideas. He hasn't had enough exposure in bigger tournaments, and he comes and leaves whenever he feels like it. But he tends to be very energetic with the meta and does the understand the basics that while I wouldn't recommend him as a player, he could provide some feedback/ideas.

Everyone else: If I don't know you, either I forgot to mention or I don't know you enough my b. Let me know in DMs if I forgot about you thanks!!!


For managers that want to understand the player base and its skill level: You can easily put a fundamentally strong player that's relatively new and with decent dedication they can be a top threat pretty early. The skill level isn't at that level where there are a lot of layered turns, and making great plays by implementing double switches or making hard reads because it's extremely costly to do so and most players are kinda afraid of doing that and their build their teams to avoid being forced to do that. It's why you see a lot of Substitute turns and playing very safe because they tend to be low commitment while being advantageous due to their narrowed-down strength.

What's more important is having strong support/good builds because ADV LC is very much a builder tier, aka building the tier essentially determines the game for you imo. People build their teams around sequences and solidify their flowchart, and often the gameplan is structured from turn 1 to the end. Well maybe I may overexaggerate on that part, but that's how I feel when I touch the tier. Well, you could argue that how I think is a bit too much, but I'm not a normal player per se for better or worse.
But okay, my point is having a better team/support is significantly more important than being the best player. If you as a manager manage to get a player who can pivot decently in this tier but has solid builds and strong support you're a top threat. If you have someone that's fundamentally the best player, but you don't provide them good teams you're personally fucked IMO. Having a good team >>> Having the better player.
But having a good player is very important as well. IMO, ADV LC has hardly any super one-sided matchups as I think you can check the majority of playstyles, and even if a bad matchup you're capable of winning. When it comes to an unfavorable, it often determines those micro sequences on how you covered against them and how your endgame takes advantage of it. So the player that gets those key sequences to their favor may win the whole game IMO. This is why a lot of teams are built in mind to be advantageous as much as possible while trying to deny opponents from activating their wincon.
Teams are the most important thing, but how your opponent executes them is nearly as important as well.

Hope this helps any managers. Good luck with the draft =)
 
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Putting my support for uppa if my opinion means anything. She tries hard and worst case scenario if she doesnt do great score wise if playing she'll most likely carry whoever clicks well and gets the mechanics quick via the builder. Provided great support to feen in LCBC and was instrumental in helping secure our eventual win in that tour.
 
Whar abou my boi Skiddy he deserves a mention even if its the low >:(
He has a special place in my heart along with Loneling, so thank you for reminding me of that. It's just sometimes I don't mention him because he tends to come and leave whenever he feels for it despite being very energetic to the tier in his own way. But thanks for letting me know, made a quick edit for him <3
 
Alright so its the last day before the draft and I have a pretty big announcement. Dont draft me if you think Blaziken is viable or usable in any shape or form. Im not kidding, if i see my teammate using Blaziken, ill immediately cancer and not show up ever if u try to contact me again. Not only that but tours Im managing I will avoid Blaziken players like one avoids Hydro Pump with their Dragon Dance Tyranitar, if you ever insinuate that u will use Blaziken, I will request you to be banned from my channel, ill take at LEAST two weeks off to dedicate myself to witchhunting Blaziken players. Using P2 w it to make me feel better wont save you, you will be burned witch. Burned! Using Blaziken is like seeing some dude with CB tar lead WITH BRICK BREAK MIND YOU, fucking SWITCH OUT on the tar mirror. Like whats the fucking point then. I understand it to degree, like how H.L Mencken said that "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." It makes sense that u want to be tempted abt Blaziken, abt how it "hoists" FUCK BIG 5 and how it begins slitting throats of said TSS users, but it is such a pointless endeavor when many things can do similar, do not be tempted like a normal man by Blaziken, become better, stronger, more enlightened, as then you can understand why He who doesnt use Blaziken to play for can bear almost any game. And while sure, one might say that convictions are prison. A true user who has seen the lies of Big Blaziken would know that this should not just be a conviction, but rather common sense. As Diogenes once said: "In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face." In a Blaziken's user house, theres nothing to spit on except his face because hes a fucking homeless beta, where using Blaziken led to financial instability and into being broke, such tragicness only happens when one tempts himself into the trap that is Blaziken. Kant once said that "An action, to have moral worth, must be done from duty." Your duty is to inform poor Blaziken users about the truth, before its too late, only then can you consider yourself a moral person. A blaziken user is a sheep, as the Lion's job is to either dominate the sheep, or teach them how to be a lion. As Mewtwo stated: "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." You are not born a sheep, its your active decision of using Blaziken that will turn you into one, stop blaming hax or luck or whatever the circustances were, become a enlightened lion that will devour any sheep in its path, but the first step is to abandon Blaziken and become a monk in the mountains, in a step to achieve something akin to Buddha's enlightnement, as then u will become the flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. Its understandable that most will be confused by this post, after all most r sheeps, who need to be educated into becoming lions, it may seem to not have any sense at all, however to a Alpha, everything of this post is basic knowledge that should generally be followed, as it is common (and correct) sense to do so. As Jus once stated: "A foolish man will complain about a hole in his pocket. But a wise man will use it to scratch his balls" A foolish beta will complain abt this post's lack of meaning and real world application, but a wise Alpha will always talk about why ppl should listen to this post, and why u shouldnt use Blaziken. As it was stated previously, I want to take the first two weeks off, or at least one off, in my mission to educate sheep about this. I am incredibely passionate I know! After all, Jus said to me to be grateful for what you have and learn to make the most out of everything. Because of this, i went into this crusade, into this fight, to talk about the horrors of Blaziken, to help others who were less fortunate than me, like Mewtwo said, the circustances are truly irrelevant, and its why I decided to live a fulfilling life, to teach, because it truly is what you do w the gift that shapes who you are. And for that, im most thankful for the GANG who first opened my eyes abt Blaziken, and I want to preach to other ppl abt it! It genuinely has helped my life to a enormous degree. Anyway, Blaziken sucks, and I want to take at least the first week off for ADVPL. And yes, im serious. I will cancer if a teammate brings Blaziken, I think i gave enough reasoning why heh.
 
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Alright so its the last day before the draft and I have a pretty big announcement. Dont draft me if you think Blaziken is viable or usable in any shape or form. Im not kidding, if i see my teammate using Blaziken, ill immediately cancer and not show up ever if u try to contact me again. Not only that but tours Im managing I will avoid Blaziken players like one avoids Hydro Pump with their Dragon Dance Tyranitar, if you ever insinuate that u will use Blaziken, I will request you to be banned from my channel, ill take at LEAST two weeks off to dedicate myself to witchhunting Blaziken players. Using P2 w it to make me feel better wont save you, you will be burned witch. Burned! Using Blaziken is like seeing some dude with CB tar lead WITH BRICK BREAK MIND YOU, fucking SWITCH OUT on the tar mirror. Like whats the fucking point then. I understand it to degree, like how H.L Mencken said that "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." It makes sense that u want to be tempted abt Blaziken, abt how it "hoists" FUCK BIG 5 and how it begins slitting throats of said TSS users, but it is such a pointless endeavor when many things can do similar, do not be tempted like a normal man by Blaziken, become better, stronger, more enlightened, as then you can understand why He who doesnt use Blaziken to play for can bear almost any game. And while sure, one might say that convictions are prison. A true user who has seen the lies of Big Blaziken would know that this should not just be a conviction, but rather common sense. As Diogenes once said: "In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face." In a Blaziken's user house, theres nothing to spit on except his face because hes a fucking homeless beta, where using Blaziken led to financial instability and into being broke, such tragicness only happens when one tempts himself into the trap that is Blaziken. Kant once said that "An action, to have moral worth, must be done from duty." Your duty is to inform poor Blaziken users about the truth, before its too late, only then can you consider yourself a moral person. A blaziken user is a sheep, as the Lion's job is to either dominate the sheep, or teach them how to be a lion. As Mewtwo stated: "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." You are not born a sheep, its your active decision of using Blaziken that will turn you into one, stop blaming hax or luck or whatever the circustances were, become a enlightened lion that will devour any sheep in its path, but the first step is to abandon Blaziken and become a monk in the mountains, in a step to achieve something akin to Buddha's enlightnement, as then u will become the flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. Its understandable that most will be confused by this post, after all most r sheeps, who need to be educated into becoming lions, it may seem to not have any sense at all, however to a Alpha, everything of this post is basic knowledge that should generally be followed, as it is common (and correct) sense to do so. As Jus once stated: "A foolish man will complain about a hole in his pocket. But a wise man will use it to scratch his balls" A foolish beta will complain abt this post's lack of meaning and real world application, but a wise Alpha will always talk about why ppl should listen to this post, and why u shouldnt use Blaziken. As it was stated previously, I want to take the first two weeks off, or at least one off, in my mission to educate sheep about this. I am incredibely passionate I know! After all, Jus said to me to be grateful for what you have and learn to make the most out of everything. Because of this, i went into this crusade, into this fight, to talk about the horrors of Blaziken, to help others who were less fortunate than me, like Mewtwo said, the circustances are truly irrelevant, and its why I decided to live a fulfilling life, to teach, because it truly is what you do w the gift that shapes who you are. And for that, im most thankful for the PENIS GANG who first opened my eyes abt Blaziken, and I want to preach to other ppl abt it! It genuinely has helped my life to a enormous degree. Anyway, Blaziken sucks, and I want to take at least the first week off for ADVPL. And yes, im serious. I will cancer if a teammate brings Blaziken, I think i gave enough reasoning why heh.

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Alright so its the last day before the draft and I have a pretty big announcement. Dont draft me if you think Blaziken is viable or usable in any shape or form. Im not kidding, if i see my teammate using Blaziken, ill immediately cancer and not show up ever if u try to contact me again. Not only that but tours Im managing I will avoid Blaziken players like one avoids Hydro Pump with their Dragon Dance Tyranitar, if you ever insinuate that u will use Blaziken, I will request you to be banned from my channel, ill take at LEAST two weeks off to dedicate myself to witchhunting Blaziken players. Using P2 w it to make me feel better wont save you, you will be burned witch. Burned! Using Blaziken is like seeing some dude with CB tar lead WITH BRICK BREAK MIND YOU, fucking SWITCH OUT on the tar mirror. Like whats the fucking point then. I understand it to degree, like how H.L Mencken said that "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." It makes sense that u want to be tempted abt Blaziken, abt how it "hoists" FUCK BIG 5 and how it begins slitting throats of said TSS users, but it is such a pointless endeavor when many things can do similar, do not be tempted like a normal man by Blaziken, become better, stronger, more enlightened, as then you can understand why He who doesnt use Blaziken to play for can bear almost any game. And while sure, one might say that convictions are prison. A true user who has seen the lies of Big Blaziken would know that this should not just be a conviction, but rather common sense. As Diogenes once said: "In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face." In a Blaziken's user house, theres nothing to spit on except his face because hes a fucking homeless beta, where using Blaziken led to financial instability and into being broke, such tragicness only happens when one tempts himself into the trap that is Blaziken. Kant once said that "An action, to have moral worth, must be done from duty." Your duty is to inform poor Blaziken users about the truth, before its too late, only then can you consider yourself a moral person. A blaziken user is a sheep, as the Lion's job is to either dominate the sheep, or teach them how to be a lion. As Mewtwo stated: "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." You are not born a sheep, its your active decision of using Blaziken that will turn you into one, stop blaming hax or luck or whatever the circustances were, become a enlightened lion that will devour any sheep in its path, but the first step is to abandon Blaziken and become a monk in the mountains, in a step to achieve something akin to Buddha's enlightnement, as then u will become the flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. Its understandable that most will be confused by this post, after all most r sheeps, who need to be educated into becoming lions, it may seem to not have any sense at all, however to a Alpha, everything of this post is basic knowledge that should generally be followed, as it is common (and correct) sense to do so. As Jus once stated: "A foolish man will complain about a hole in his pocket. But a wise man will use it to scratch his balls" A foolish beta will complain abt this post's lack of meaning and real world application, but a wise Alpha will always talk about why ppl should listen to this post, and why u shouldnt use Blaziken. As it was stated previously, I want to take the first two weeks off, or at least one off, in my mission to educate sheep about this. I am incredibely passionate I know! After all, Jus said to me to be grateful for what you have and learn to make the most out of everything. Because of this, i went into this crusade, into this fight, to talk about the horrors of Blaziken, to help others who were less fortunate than me, like Mewtwo said, the circustances are truly irrelevant, and its why I decided to live a fulfilling life, to teach, because it truly is what you do w the gift that shapes who you are. And for that, im most thankful for the PENIS GANG who first opened my eyes abt Blaziken, and I want to preach to other ppl abt it! It genuinely has helped my life to a enormous degree. Anyway, Blaziken sucks, and I want to take at least the first week off for ADVPL. And yes, im serious. I will cancer if a teammate brings Blaziken, I think i gave enough reasoning why heh.
Managers, if you want Fruhdazi to cancer then draft me with him. Justice for the flaming chicken.
 
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