Despite the genius tagline to this thread, I cannot offer much more in the line of "humor." I am also typing this from a phone, so no fancy importable for you.
I've spent a bit testing, and the Galvantula/Aegislash/Hydreigon core is fantastic. However, I'm stuck between the last 3 pokemon. They do fine as is, but I feel like there's more to be desired.
Galvantula @ Focus Sash
Swarm
Timid
252 SpA/252 Spe/6 HP
Sticky Web
Thunder
Bug Buzz
Volt Switch
Very standard suicide leading Galvantula. The AegisDreigon core benefits amazingly from Sticky Web, putting a high amount of pressure on the opponent. I liked Volt Switch, to keep Galvantula healthy as a revenge switch in if Sticky Web somehow gets spun away.
Hydreigon @ Expert Belt
Levitate
Timid
252 SpA/252 Spe/6 Atk
Draco Meteor
Surf
Dark Pulse
U-Turn
The move set leaves a little to be desired. The obvious elephant in the room is Surf. As he is the life of the core, he needs to constantly save his partner. A lot of what tries to hurt Aegislash is hit hard by surf, something they usually are not ready for. Chosen over Dragonite because of neutrality to rocks.
Aegislash @ Life Orb
Stance Change
Adamant
252 HP/252 Atk/6 SpDef
King's Shield
Swords Dance
Shadow Sneak
Sacred Sword
Bread and butter Aegislash. Blocks the spins so my Hydreigon can come in and out speed with massive force. A great relief on Hydreigon to switch into after being halved by Draco Meteor. Prefer the LO over Leftovers, I found myself needing the extra little bit vs physical Rotom.
Infernape @ Life Orb
Iron Fist
Jolly
252 At/ 252 Spe/6 HP
Close Combat
Flare Blitz
U-Turn
Mach Punch
Revenge killer, Aegislash relief and part of a f-w-g. People think it's funny to inflict Aegislash with burns. Infernape doesn't get it. Rotom-W switching into Aegis means that a burn is coming. Infernape is to absorb the burn and U-Turn to Venusaur or Hydreigon to take the inevitable water attack. Or just to absorb a burn and beat anything I feel might be trying to burn Aegis. Struggles against Jellicent.
Blastoise @ Leftovers
Torrent
Bold
252 HP/252 Def/6 SpA
Scald
Rapid Spin
Dark Pulse
Roar
Physical Blastoise has been doing its job. I found Dark Pulse over the standard Toxic because you lose momentum when popular blockers like Gengar or even Trevanant switch in and I don't wanna sit there like a duck on the switch. This could become a Tentacruel, or if I decide that hazards don't bother me enough I'll make this a Gastrodon.
Venusaur @ Venusaurite
Thick Fat
252 HP/252 SpDef/6 SpA
Synthesis
Giga Drain
Sludge Bomb
Sleep Powder
Special MegaSaur has also been doing right. He's fairly bulky on both ends, so as long as I can keep him healthy he can stay in on some physicals. Sludge Bomb gives him new life as a wall, because while Aegis resists fairy, he can't hit any fairies for SE damage. If Blastoise becomes a SpDef Gastrodon, this will become a physical wall set.
Threats:
Rotom-W can catch me off guard sometimes. If they're playing an offensive set on it they usually get the best of me. Venusaur walls any form of it, though.
Forretress leads hurt. It counters Galvantula so well. I've learned to waste no time and go into Infernape to stop it from getting rocks back up.
Assault Vest Tyranitar hurts me late game. Fortunately, Infernape takes care of it pretty well.
Those are all the large holes I encountered, though this team seems to struggle against semi stall due to the lack of wall breakers, and that semi stall doesn't particularly care about sticky web.
Open for all suggestions, but this is a soon to be In Game Wifi team, so please keep any suggestions x/y legal. Thank you :)
I've spent a bit testing, and the Galvantula/Aegislash/Hydreigon core is fantastic. However, I'm stuck between the last 3 pokemon. They do fine as is, but I feel like there's more to be desired.
Galvantula @ Focus Sash
Swarm
Timid
252 SpA/252 Spe/6 HP
Sticky Web
Thunder
Bug Buzz
Volt Switch
Very standard suicide leading Galvantula. The AegisDreigon core benefits amazingly from Sticky Web, putting a high amount of pressure on the opponent. I liked Volt Switch, to keep Galvantula healthy as a revenge switch in if Sticky Web somehow gets spun away.
Hydreigon @ Expert Belt
Levitate
Timid
252 SpA/252 Spe/6 Atk
Draco Meteor
Surf
Dark Pulse
U-Turn
The move set leaves a little to be desired. The obvious elephant in the room is Surf. As he is the life of the core, he needs to constantly save his partner. A lot of what tries to hurt Aegislash is hit hard by surf, something they usually are not ready for. Chosen over Dragonite because of neutrality to rocks.
Aegislash @ Life Orb
Stance Change
Adamant
252 HP/252 Atk/6 SpDef
King's Shield
Swords Dance
Shadow Sneak
Sacred Sword
Bread and butter Aegislash. Blocks the spins so my Hydreigon can come in and out speed with massive force. A great relief on Hydreigon to switch into after being halved by Draco Meteor. Prefer the LO over Leftovers, I found myself needing the extra little bit vs physical Rotom.
Infernape @ Life Orb
Iron Fist
Jolly
252 At/ 252 Spe/6 HP
Close Combat
Flare Blitz
U-Turn
Mach Punch
Revenge killer, Aegislash relief and part of a f-w-g. People think it's funny to inflict Aegislash with burns. Infernape doesn't get it. Rotom-W switching into Aegis means that a burn is coming. Infernape is to absorb the burn and U-Turn to Venusaur or Hydreigon to take the inevitable water attack. Or just to absorb a burn and beat anything I feel might be trying to burn Aegis. Struggles against Jellicent.
Blastoise @ Leftovers
Torrent
Bold
252 HP/252 Def/6 SpA
Scald
Rapid Spin
Dark Pulse
Roar
Physical Blastoise has been doing its job. I found Dark Pulse over the standard Toxic because you lose momentum when popular blockers like Gengar or even Trevanant switch in and I don't wanna sit there like a duck on the switch. This could become a Tentacruel, or if I decide that hazards don't bother me enough I'll make this a Gastrodon.
Venusaur @ Venusaurite
Thick Fat
252 HP/252 SpDef/6 SpA
Synthesis
Giga Drain
Sludge Bomb
Sleep Powder
Special MegaSaur has also been doing right. He's fairly bulky on both ends, so as long as I can keep him healthy he can stay in on some physicals. Sludge Bomb gives him new life as a wall, because while Aegis resists fairy, he can't hit any fairies for SE damage. If Blastoise becomes a SpDef Gastrodon, this will become a physical wall set.
Threats:
Rotom-W can catch me off guard sometimes. If they're playing an offensive set on it they usually get the best of me. Venusaur walls any form of it, though.
Forretress leads hurt. It counters Galvantula so well. I've learned to waste no time and go into Infernape to stop it from getting rocks back up.
Assault Vest Tyranitar hurts me late game. Fortunately, Infernape takes care of it pretty well.
Those are all the large holes I encountered, though this team seems to struggle against semi stall due to the lack of wall breakers, and that semi stall doesn't particularly care about sticky web.
Open for all suggestions, but this is a soon to be In Game Wifi team, so please keep any suggestions x/y legal. Thank you :)