Yeah, I've been sorta lacking in my RMTs lately. I've been so, so busy, and today in particular seemed like an extraordinarily weird day.
So I guess I'll do Ubers this time. I already did one, but it was closed for putting too many up at once. That's ok, I just did that one to let people know I am relentless when it comes to inappropiate clauses (Soul Dew and Sleep, sometimes Extended, in particular).
Ok, let's get cracking here, my first real Ubers RMT. This team is actually relatively new, only made last week of typing of this article. However, it displayed extremely promising potential from all the games it has played thus far. Paralysis is more spammable than I thought.
Cherish Ball set-Warp, GREENONION: Flying Cabbage!

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Leftovers
Natural Cure
252 HP/128 Def/128 Special Def
Calm (+Special Def, -Attack)
Stealth Rock
Grass Knot
Recover
Thunder Wave
Celery here is a fantastic lead in Ubers. It is able to take a good deal of hits, deploy hazards, and most importantly of all, spam Thunder Wave. STAB Grass Knot is always nice. As for Recover, the ironic thing is that Celebi usually gets away unscathed in the first few rounds.
Oh yeah, and Celebi loves the Rain, of course.
Premier Bell set-Annihilate, ASSAILANTACID: The A in DNAS!

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Petaya Berry
Pressure
4 Attack/252 Speed/252 Special Attack (30 HP Iv, 29 Def IV)
Hasty (+Speed, -Def)
Substitute
Thunder
Ice Beam
Superpower
The main INNOV@TION of the team, when I feel it is safe to do so, I set up alter-ego shields and demolish with what I can with one of three attacks. If Substitute has been used three times, Deoxys consumes its drug, giving it the power of Choice Specs yet still retaining the freedom like a Life Orb. Do you understand? This is a scary prospect that's not hard to manuever at all.
Great Ball set-Mach massacre, SANDSHARK: Speed Savage!

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Haban Berry
Sand Veil
4 HP/252 Attack/252 Speed
Jolly (+Speed, -Special Attack)
Swords Dance
Dragon Claw
Earthquake
Stone Edge
At first, I considered Dugtrio for the spot as Electric immunity due to its Arena Trap, but the Attack was intolerable, even with Choice Band. Garchomp, however, seemed like a promising option. Garchomp, too, is blessed with mach speed. Lack of Arena Trap is comforted with usage of Swords Dance, and Sand Veil isn't too shabby, either. Finally, Haban is here because it would really make my day to leave opposing Latias and Garchomp in tatters. This Garchomp also has the potential to OHKO Lugia, which is always nice to do.
Ultra Ball set-Wave, ATOMFIELD: Electromagnetic Frequency!

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Choice Specs
Magnet Pull
4 Attack/252 Speed/252 Special Attack (30 Attack and Def IV)
Modest (+Special Attack, -Attack)
Thunder
Explosion
Hidden Ice Power
Signal Beam
Um, 130 Base Special Attack, Choice Specs, STAB 120 power Electricity...oh dear. I guess Magnezone is sluggish, but like Celebi, it can easily spread some Paralysis around, benefiting both Magnezone and Deoxys. I have considered Origin Giratina, but I really need the Magnet Pull, so maybe I should use it over Garchomp? I might use Calm Mind, but I could really use a Physical sweeper. The typing would be incredibly useful, but it will have the burden of sharing Ghost/Dark weakness with Celebi and Deoxys (the former is weak to anything, though). Finally, Giratina would take a strong Paralysis chance from Thunder Wave or Thunder.
Dive Ball set-Ripple, OCEANLORD: Bringer of the Acid Rain!

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Leftovers
Drizzle
116 HP/140 Speed/252 Special Attack
Modest (+Special Attack, -Attack)
Thunder
Sleep Talk
Surf
Ice Beam
I just really wanted a basic Kyogre. I just need it to Rain, that is all, nothing much else. Just dishing out hits (and Paralysis) with the great coverage that is Water-Electric-Ice. Sleep Talk eases the fact I use this fellow to take Dark Void. Also, if things go right, my opponent just might be cocky enough to "assume" I'm running Choice or Rest (but that's sorta blown the second I post this thread).
Repeat Ball set-Whip, BULLETSPIN: Inclined Flurry!

♂

Leftovers
Intimidate
252 HP/252 Attack/4 Special Def
Adamant (+Attack, -Special Attack)
Rapid Spin
Low Kick
Foresight
Stone Edge
My Spinner of choice, backed up with Foresight so that I can bypass Ghosts. It is vital Hazards are not out for Deoxys' Substituting to be flawless. It would also be nice if I could rid of Toxic Spikes.
Aside from that, I have some Low Kicking goodness, great for its STAB coverage in Ubers. Most notably, it will utterly destroy Dialga, Darkrai, and Tyranitar. The main reason for Stone Edge is for Shedinja, and Lugia and Ho-oh, I guess, as well as great coverage with Fighting.
For Shedinja, Pursuit and Sucker Punch are both great, but in general, Stone Edge would prove more efficient.
Threats
Well, priority causes a good deal of chaos against this team, which is quite rather bent on spreading Paralysis. Scizor spams U-turn often, which makes it difficult for Magnezone to effectively scramble it. And Shedinja will also be incredibly annoying. The best way for me to defeat it is Celebi's Stealth Rock. Due to my lack of a Ghost (Origin Giratina?), it is easily cleared, however. Garchomp and Hitmontop have Stone Edge, but it won't always hit and I will usually get met with Burn or Poison in the process.
Other than that, I can see Scarfers doing some damage if I cannot get the Paralysis down on them. Hitmontop eases the pain, being able to survive just about any non-boosted attack and striking back with a heavy Low Kick.
I am on Shoddy Battle: Smogon server every day, most of the time.
www.youtube.com/PhilosphicalPsycho
Philosophy: I don't abuse drugs. I wouldn't poison myself even if it costs me my life, using something so horrible. No, no, I'm not ready to die just yet. And I wouldn't want it to end this way, either.
Proclamation Speech
The contents of this faux speech are humorous and should not be taken seriously. However, the gist of it, that not enough authority is established, should be taken into account.
This is my proclamation speech on why you should elect me, P-PIt, as Mod of the Shoddy of Battle.
Firstly, I have studied at Smogon University for a long time now. I have more than enough community service hours by introducing the program to both newbies of Shoddy and battling in general. I have experience in Modding in another (rather insignificant) server.
I have been here nearly a year, leaving no day missed. Many will agree they see me here just about whenever they log in.
There are way too many times where I see the Main Chat go unmodded as it runs with barbarians. With me, I guarantee there will always be an unbiased guardian angel, watchful eye, and a voice of kindness and reason whenever you need one; other than that I finally get more use out of the "Away" tab.
I also promise to restock the Shoddy vending machines and clear the Shoddy Pool reguarly.
I am the founder of Project F@IL (Gym Leader Challenge) and Project INNOV@TION. I also have arguably the coolest user name here.
If you elect me for the Disunited Shoddy of Battle, I promise to uphold my position as Mod and I, Philosophical-Psychological Informant Togekiss the First, solemnly swear to use my powers within their rightful limits.
Plus, my name would look really cool in blue tint and it would help people who would need to contact me than scolling down to the "P" section of the Users' Tab. I would be the only Mod who would regularly accept Challenges. I would also be the youngest Mod ever elected to the Council.
I am known by many names, but no matter who I may be, I am someone you can trust.
*stands on pedestal* When I grow up, I want to rule the world. Thank you for listening. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go work on my acceptance speech. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
So I guess I'll do Ubers this time. I already did one, but it was closed for putting too many up at once. That's ok, I just did that one to let people know I am relentless when it comes to inappropiate clauses (Soul Dew and Sleep, sometimes Extended, in particular).
Ok, let's get cracking here, my first real Ubers RMT. This team is actually relatively new, only made last week of typing of this article. However, it displayed extremely promising potential from all the games it has played thus far. Paralysis is more spammable than I thought.
Cherish Ball set-Warp, GREENONION: Flying Cabbage!




Leftovers

Natural Cure
252 HP/128 Def/128 Special Def
Calm (+Special Def, -Attack)
Stealth Rock
Grass Knot
Recover
Thunder Wave
Celery here is a fantastic lead in Ubers. It is able to take a good deal of hits, deploy hazards, and most importantly of all, spam Thunder Wave. STAB Grass Knot is always nice. As for Recover, the ironic thing is that Celebi usually gets away unscathed in the first few rounds.
Oh yeah, and Celebi loves the Rain, of course.
Premier Bell set-Annihilate, ASSAILANTACID: The A in DNAS!




Petaya Berry

Pressure

4 Attack/252 Speed/252 Special Attack (30 HP Iv, 29 Def IV)
Hasty (+Speed, -Def)
Substitute
Thunder
Ice Beam
Superpower
The main INNOV@TION of the team, when I feel it is safe to do so, I set up alter-ego shields and demolish with what I can with one of three attacks. If Substitute has been used three times, Deoxys consumes its drug, giving it the power of Choice Specs yet still retaining the freedom like a Life Orb. Do you understand? This is a scary prospect that's not hard to manuever at all.
Great Ball set-Mach massacre, SANDSHARK: Speed Savage!




Haban Berry

Sand Veil

4 HP/252 Attack/252 Speed
Jolly (+Speed, -Special Attack)
Swords Dance
Dragon Claw
Earthquake
Stone Edge
At first, I considered Dugtrio for the spot as Electric immunity due to its Arena Trap, but the Attack was intolerable, even with Choice Band. Garchomp, however, seemed like a promising option. Garchomp, too, is blessed with mach speed. Lack of Arena Trap is comforted with usage of Swords Dance, and Sand Veil isn't too shabby, either. Finally, Haban is here because it would really make my day to leave opposing Latias and Garchomp in tatters. This Garchomp also has the potential to OHKO Lugia, which is always nice to do.
Ultra Ball set-Wave, ATOMFIELD: Electromagnetic Frequency!




Choice Specs

Magnet Pull
4 Attack/252 Speed/252 Special Attack (30 Attack and Def IV)
Modest (+Special Attack, -Attack)
Thunder
Explosion
Hidden Ice Power
Signal Beam
Um, 130 Base Special Attack, Choice Specs, STAB 120 power Electricity...oh dear. I guess Magnezone is sluggish, but like Celebi, it can easily spread some Paralysis around, benefiting both Magnezone and Deoxys. I have considered Origin Giratina, but I really need the Magnet Pull, so maybe I should use it over Garchomp? I might use Calm Mind, but I could really use a Physical sweeper. The typing would be incredibly useful, but it will have the burden of sharing Ghost/Dark weakness with Celebi and Deoxys (the former is weak to anything, though). Finally, Giratina would take a strong Paralysis chance from Thunder Wave or Thunder.
Dive Ball set-Ripple, OCEANLORD: Bringer of the Acid Rain!




Leftovers

Drizzle
116 HP/140 Speed/252 Special Attack
Modest (+Special Attack, -Attack)
Thunder
Sleep Talk
Surf
Ice Beam
I just really wanted a basic Kyogre. I just need it to Rain, that is all, nothing much else. Just dishing out hits (and Paralysis) with the great coverage that is Water-Electric-Ice. Sleep Talk eases the fact I use this fellow to take Dark Void. Also, if things go right, my opponent just might be cocky enough to "assume" I'm running Choice or Rest (but that's sorta blown the second I post this thread).
Repeat Ball set-Whip, BULLETSPIN: Inclined Flurry!




Leftovers

Intimidate
252 HP/252 Attack/4 Special Def
Adamant (+Attack, -Special Attack)
Rapid Spin
Low Kick
Foresight
Stone Edge
My Spinner of choice, backed up with Foresight so that I can bypass Ghosts. It is vital Hazards are not out for Deoxys' Substituting to be flawless. It would also be nice if I could rid of Toxic Spikes.
Aside from that, I have some Low Kicking goodness, great for its STAB coverage in Ubers. Most notably, it will utterly destroy Dialga, Darkrai, and Tyranitar. The main reason for Stone Edge is for Shedinja, and Lugia and Ho-oh, I guess, as well as great coverage with Fighting.
For Shedinja, Pursuit and Sucker Punch are both great, but in general, Stone Edge would prove more efficient.
Threats
Well, priority causes a good deal of chaos against this team, which is quite rather bent on spreading Paralysis. Scizor spams U-turn often, which makes it difficult for Magnezone to effectively scramble it. And Shedinja will also be incredibly annoying. The best way for me to defeat it is Celebi's Stealth Rock. Due to my lack of a Ghost (Origin Giratina?), it is easily cleared, however. Garchomp and Hitmontop have Stone Edge, but it won't always hit and I will usually get met with Burn or Poison in the process.
Other than that, I can see Scarfers doing some damage if I cannot get the Paralysis down on them. Hitmontop eases the pain, being able to survive just about any non-boosted attack and striking back with a heavy Low Kick.
I am on Shoddy Battle: Smogon server every day, most of the time.
www.youtube.com/PhilosphicalPsycho
Philosophy: I don't abuse drugs. I wouldn't poison myself even if it costs me my life, using something so horrible. No, no, I'm not ready to die just yet. And I wouldn't want it to end this way, either.
Proclamation Speech
The contents of this faux speech are humorous and should not be taken seriously. However, the gist of it, that not enough authority is established, should be taken into account.
This is my proclamation speech on why you should elect me, P-PIt, as Mod of the Shoddy of Battle.
Firstly, I have studied at Smogon University for a long time now. I have more than enough community service hours by introducing the program to both newbies of Shoddy and battling in general. I have experience in Modding in another (rather insignificant) server.
I have been here nearly a year, leaving no day missed. Many will agree they see me here just about whenever they log in.
There are way too many times where I see the Main Chat go unmodded as it runs with barbarians. With me, I guarantee there will always be an unbiased guardian angel, watchful eye, and a voice of kindness and reason whenever you need one; other than that I finally get more use out of the "Away" tab.
I also promise to restock the Shoddy vending machines and clear the Shoddy Pool reguarly.
I am the founder of Project F@IL (Gym Leader Challenge) and Project INNOV@TION. I also have arguably the coolest user name here.
If you elect me for the Disunited Shoddy of Battle, I promise to uphold my position as Mod and I, Philosophical-Psychological Informant Togekiss the First, solemnly swear to use my powers within their rightful limits.
Plus, my name would look really cool in blue tint and it would help people who would need to contact me than scolling down to the "P" section of the Users' Tab. I would be the only Mod who would regularly accept Challenges. I would also be the youngest Mod ever elected to the Council.
I am known by many names, but no matter who I may be, I am someone you can trust.
*stands on pedestal* When I grow up, I want to rule the world. Thank you for listening. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go work on my acceptance speech. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
