Apocalypsis: 2vs2 Uber Team (1st Uber lol)

[Yuko]

Ok, I was reviewing history: The Roman Empire and tha Catholicism lol, so I decided to create my frist Ubers team. Here it Comes :P!!!!!
Note: It's for 2vs2 battles lol, I want to kill my friends with this lol This team is for Wi-Fi
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The Last Sunset
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The first two messengers.
Their mission is simple: set up the field for their beast-mates.

Groudon @ Leftovers (Behemoth)
Drought
Rash
252 HP / 156 Atk / 32 Def / 60 SpD / 8 Spe
Roar
T-Wave
Earthquake
Dragon Claw

Groudon is only to paralysis support and setting up the sun for it's partner, with Twave supporting me I can give a hard tme to my foes, also I cannot trash that mounstruosity Attack stat so giving Groudon some tools will be fine, specially with the omnipresent dragons in Ubers, EQ for STAB, Roar for phazing and abusing it's partner's capabilities.

Jumpluff @ Focus Sash (Lyla)
Chlorophyll
Jolly
252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Reflect
Sleep Powder
Leech Seed
U-Turn / Memento

Ok, this little pixie is going to die quickly; I know lol. The point of usin this is just to sleep, paralize and phaze in conjuction with Groudon. Reflect justo for team suppeort, just like Leech Seed. I don't know what to use: U-Turn or Memento, I think that Memento would be more useful when the whole opponent's team has been set up for me. Help with this one. (I'm thinking also to use Tangrowth).


The Last Night

The destruction is inminent at this point. I know: Sun + Rain = Absurd. But, since Groudon is only for the set up of the whole team, Rain is just the weather I love lol. I'f Groudon is still in play I just send another of my final sweepers in help. The point is, Plakia + Kyogre = Sweep lol.

Kyogre @ Leftovers (Leviatan)
Drizzle
Timid / Modest
4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Surf
Ice Beam
Thunder / Substitue
Calm Mind

Kyogre iwith calm mind is just a beast, I don't know if the Sub + CM variant would be better for my team so plz help me with this one too. Surf for STAB, Ice Beam for the pesky dragons. Thunder for the 100% accurate move, o substitute for scout stat changes.

Palkia @ Lustruous Orb (Japetho)
Pressure
Mild
6 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Thunder
Spacial Rend
Aqua Tail
Protect

Spacial Rend for STAB and a powefull move with critical hit chances, Aqua Tail for more STAB and for a mixed sweeper so that Blissey can't wall me at all. Thunder just as Kyogre for a 100% accurate move. Protect just for scout kyogres Surf's and attacks. Palkya is just a monster under rain, and with kyogre support they will be just as crazy as the CERn LHC's lol (I was studying the whole day, don't blame for the nerdy comments lol).


The Final Judgment

The last but not least: The walls.

Giratina @ Leftovers (Lucyan)
Pressure
Relaxed
252 HP / 244 Def / 12 SpD
WoW
Dragon Pulse
Protect
Dragon Claw

Well, just a good wall. I like it because of it's mounstruous 150 HP stat, Dragon Pulse just for STAB, Protect for scout attacks. Aura Sphere to hit Dark types and steels or Calm Mind to give SpD support to this wall, Wish support is for this one so I paired it with Latias.

Latias @ Soul Dew (Lilith)
Levitate
Timid
112 HP / 204 SpA / 192 Spe
Wish
Recover
Dragon Pulse
Thunder

The special Wall, wish-passer and another special sweeper. Simple: Wish to support it's teammates and attack if necessary. Recover just for a quick way to heal it in a hurry while Thunder for Water typed pokemon.

Here it is, my second RMT lol.
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[StarmanXL]

Ah, I can't think too straight right now, but I'll try my best.

Okay, first thing, your team lacks offense, which is pretty important in doubles. Now, I don't mean to say you need 6 sweepers, but you don't need so many walls and support pokemon; it's simply not needed in doubles. To begin with, I think you can nix Groudon who really serves no real purpose (Roar is sub-par in doubles, anyway) and screws you up with Drought; I think either Latias or, preferably, Giratina would be better in providing a set up role, as he can both WoW and T-Wave. That frees you up one spot, with which you can run something like a Deoxys-A or Mewtwo or Kingdra or Kabutops or whatever. I would personally suggest a Steel type, since you don't have a Dark, Dragon, or Explosion resist and you're amassing a pretty big Blizzard weak (Groudon, Jumpluff, Giratina, Latias). Perhaps a Metagross? Maybe Scizor.

Can't think of much to say about Jumpluff now. Try Memento out, seems like fun.

I haven't seen an Uber 2v2 match last more than 11 turns, so I don't think Calm Mind's gonna help much here. I'd rather just go Water Spout over CM on Kyogre and ditch Sub.

Palkia looks fine. I'll examine it more later. Same with Giratina.

Latias is a great choice, although I don't find Wish-passing all that effective in doubles. I think, perhaps, either Helping Hand to boost Kyogre's Surf or Water Spout or Light Screen to reduce special attacks would go better in it's place.