ashLEy's FESTIVE!!! questions ep. 1: does mariah carey really only want me for xmas? or will she be disappointed if i actually am the only thing [...]

BIG ASHLEY

BIG ASHLEY

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[cont'd from title] underneath her christmas tree? is it worth taking the risk?

bringing a seasonal classic[citation needed] back! in, er, a different season.

SUPPLEMENTARY QUESTIONS:
- if we suspect mariah would rather have some more presents, what would you give her?
- do you reckon she would like a selection box?
- do they even have selection boxes in america? one would assume so but honestly i would never put anything like that past the fuckers
- once my mate joe ate an entire selection box in the space of about two minutes. not really a question but i thought i could share it here
 
I honestly have no clue who Mariah Carey is, so... well, I'd give her a new toaster because it's a hard present to go wrong with. Otherwise, the same questions as dave here above me. As for your friend who ate an entire selection box in 2 minutes, I believe I am impressed by their performance. Depends on what a selection box is exactly.
 
Mariah Carey says all she wants for Christmas is you. The opening line of the song is "I don't want a lot for Christmas."

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BIG ASHLEY said:
is this nickname quite serious? do you take it as law?

...there's a better way of formulating that joke. i just know it. sensible answers on a postcard, please!
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Shariah Carey is a pun of Mariah Carey, professors often mispronounce said friends name and the nickname was somehow born out of it
 
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