Let me tell you something: I love Mienfoo. I fucking played Mienfoo in every single of my little cup teams for 4 gens including this one (BW, BW2, XY, ORAS). But I think that he is really really really really overused. I mean, there is no fucking LC team without a mienfoo. Also, I hate seeing and building that same regenerator voltturn shit on mienfoongus core and I want to play something different.
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EDIT: I typed the word "motherfucker" in different styles and for what it is worth, I saw that it didn't get filtered (at least not replaced by ************ or stuff like that) so I'm keeping the member descriptions as they are. For now.
MO: Recover, outspeed, kill.
Teambuilding process:
1- Larvesta: I somehow decided that I haven't seen Larvesta for enough times. And I actually would like to build a team around this guy (actually, I wanted to build a team around Honedge, but he had too many weaknesses to be covered).
2- Larvesta + Chinchou: I first recruited Chinchou because he resists Larvesta's weaknesses and is a good pokemon anyway, also he can form a voltturn type of core with Larvesta.
3- Larvesta + Chinchou + Cranidos: I found the team to be low speed overall, and I like scarf Cranidos, so...
4- Larvesta + Chinchou + Archen + Cranidos: I completed my defensive VoltTurn core with Archen.
5- Larvesta + Chinchou + Natu + Cranidos: I decided that I've seen enough of Archen as well. Natu can block hazards as well, so I picked Natu. And I like Natu anyway. Who doesn't like Natu.
6- Larvesta + Chinchou + Natu + Cranidos + Tyrunt: I wanted a physical set up sweeper.
7- Larvesta + Chinchou + Natu + Cranidos + Tyrunt + Gastly: I wanted a special sweeper and I would either take Abra or this guy. I needed an answer for mono fairies anyway, Gastly's stab sludge bomb gives me that.
8- Larvesta + Chinchou + Natu + Cranidos + Cacnea+ Gastly: I found out that I had no switch-ins to a chinchou other than my own chinchou. That's why Cacnea is in. And Tyrunt wasn't doing shit anyway.
9- Larvesta + Staryu + Natu + Cranidos + Cacnea+ Gastly: Natu was blocking hazards all that well, but if the opponent somehow lands the hazards, I had no way of cleaning it up and I have 2 pokemon that absolutely hate rocks.
Member by Member Analysis:
Homicide (Larvesta) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Flame Body
Level: 5
EVs: 76 HP / 236 Atk / 156 Def / 36 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Morning Sun
- U-turn
- Will-O-Wisp
P Shitty (Cranidos) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Sheer Force
Level: 5
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 236 Atk / 60 SpD / 212 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake
- Crunch
- Thunder Punch
WholeLottaGame (Natu) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Magic Bounce
Level: 5
EVs: 196 HP / 8 Atk / 156 Def / 36 SpA / 76 SpD / 36 Spe
Bold Nature
- Psychic
- Heat Wave
- Roost
- Thunder Wave
Bone Collector (Cacnea) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Water Absorb
Level: 5
EVs: 36 HP / 156 Atk / 116 Def / 196 SpD
Careful Nature
- Swords Dance
- Sucker Punch
- Drain Punch
- Seed Bomb
Secret Weapon (Gastly) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
Level: 5
EVs: 40 Def / 196 SpA / 76 SpD / 196 Spe
Timid Nature
- Sludge Bomb
- Shadow Ball
- Dazzling Gleam
- Giga Drain
Skip 2 My Lou (Staryu) @ Eviolite
Ability: Natural Cure
Level: 5
EVs: 36 HP / 196 SpA / 236 Spe
Timid Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Recover
- Ice Beam
- Scald
Warning: Member Descriptions contain a good amount of profanity.
I am not trying to circumvent the word filter. I'm not sure if the word "motherfucker" is in that filter. If it is, I'm going to delete all the "circumvention attempts" myself.Do not try to circumvent our word filter. By default, we filter out certain slurs.
EDIT: I typed the word "motherfucker" in different styles and for what it is worth, I saw that it didn't get filtered (at least not replaced by ************ or stuff like that) so I'm keeping the member descriptions as they are. For now.






MO: Recover, outspeed, kill.
Teambuilding process:
1- Larvesta: I somehow decided that I haven't seen Larvesta for enough times. And I actually would like to build a team around this guy (actually, I wanted to build a team around Honedge, but he had too many weaknesses to be covered).
2- Larvesta + Chinchou: I first recruited Chinchou because he resists Larvesta's weaknesses and is a good pokemon anyway, also he can form a voltturn type of core with Larvesta.
3- Larvesta + Chinchou + Cranidos: I found the team to be low speed overall, and I like scarf Cranidos, so...
4- Larvesta + Chinchou + Archen + Cranidos: I completed my defensive VoltTurn core with Archen.
5- Larvesta + Chinchou + Natu + Cranidos: I decided that I've seen enough of Archen as well. Natu can block hazards as well, so I picked Natu. And I like Natu anyway. Who doesn't like Natu.
6- Larvesta + Chinchou + Natu + Cranidos + Tyrunt: I wanted a physical set up sweeper.
7- Larvesta + Chinchou + Natu + Cranidos + Tyrunt + Gastly: I wanted a special sweeper and I would either take Abra or this guy. I needed an answer for mono fairies anyway, Gastly's stab sludge bomb gives me that.
8- Larvesta + Chinchou + Natu + Cranidos + Cacnea+ Gastly: I found out that I had no switch-ins to a chinchou other than my own chinchou. That's why Cacnea is in. And Tyrunt wasn't doing shit anyway.
9- Larvesta + Staryu + Natu + Cranidos + Cacnea+ Gastly: Natu was blocking hazards all that well, but if the opponent somehow lands the hazards, I had no way of cleaning it up and I have 2 pokemon that absolutely hate rocks.
Member by Member Analysis:

Homicide (Larvesta) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Flame Body
Level: 5
EVs: 76 HP / 236 Atk / 156 Def / 36 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Morning Sun
- U-turn
- Will-O-Wisp
This muhfucka right here has a lot more to offer than just scoring 26 on Ron Muhfuckin Artest in the final game of a tournament. He spreads status like no tomorrow, scouts with U-Turn and dents holes in anyone who doesn't resist his STAB Flare Blitz.

P Shitty (Cranidos) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Sheer Force
Level: 5
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 236 Atk / 60 SpD / 212 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake
- Crunch
- Thunder Punch
This muhfucka is my fucking trump card. Nobody expects a scarf Cranidos and I don't even know why. He has the optimal base speed for a scarfer and he just nabs OHKOs on whoever isn't prepared for and scores 40 on Kevin Durant knocking him and his entire team the fuck out of the tournament in his free time. There are very few things that don't get KO'd by his Stone Edge and Earthquake, like Honedge and Staryu, and they get KO'd by his 3rd and 4th moves respectively.

WholeLottaGame (Natu) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Magic Bounce
Level: 5
EVs: 196 HP / 8 Atk / 156 Def / 36 SpA / 76 SpD / 36 Spe
Bold Nature
- Psychic
- Heat Wave
- Roost
- Thunder Wave
This muhfucka is my counter to stupid shit like Foongus, Ferroseed and Cottonee. He kills them with ease while not taking shit from their stupid gimmicks, like rocks or status and roosts away all the little chips they do to him. Scoring 32 on Vince Carter is a good bonus as well.

Bone Collector (Cacnea) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Water Absorb
Level: 5
EVs: 36 HP / 156 Atk / 116 Def / 196 SpD
Careful Nature
- Swords Dance
- Sucker Punch
- Drain Punch
- Seed Bomb
This muhfucka completes my defensive core. Everyone who played more than 10 games in UU knows what SD boosted Sucker Punch does (TY Absol for that bonkerz broken combo, I love you, no homo, dead serious) to whoever doesn't resist. Being slower doesn't matter that much anyway (that is, AFTER sd boost) because he can get his HP back from Drain Punch anyway. I switch this motherfucker into Chinchou, which every team has, and set up my SD. Rest of the game is just plain sailing. This type of shit is exactly why I run ice beam on all my chinchou variants.
What this muhfucka does to a Chinchou without ice beam is even more embarrassing than this shit

Secret Weapon (Gastly) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
Level: 5
EVs: 40 Def / 196 SpA / 76 SpD / 196 Spe
Timid Nature
- Sludge Bomb
- Shadow Ball
- Dazzling Gleam
- Giga Drain
Well, rest of my team might get walled out by mono fairy types BUT NO MO THANKS TO THIS MO FO. Revenge killin and spin blockin is his EM OH, if you don't resist him stay away from him HOE.
He does whatever the rest of my team needs him to. He can check Chinchou and Snubbull like they are a bunch of worthless pieces of shit, like Kemba Walker and Brandon Jennings, OHKOing both just like the real secret weapon scored 50 on real Kemba Walker and Brandon Jennings. His high speed and not-so-bad coverage also lets him to revenge kill.
He does whatever the rest of my team needs him to. He can check Chinchou and Snubbull like they are a bunch of worthless pieces of shit, like Kemba Walker and Brandon Jennings, OHKOing both just like the real secret weapon scored 50 on real Kemba Walker and Brandon Jennings. His high speed and not-so-bad coverage also lets him to revenge kill.

Skip 2 My Lou (Staryu) @ Eviolite
Ability: Natural Cure
Level: 5
EVs: 36 HP / 196 SpA / 236 Spe
Timid Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Recover
- Ice Beam
- Scald
This muhfucka... well, I decided that my team doesn't own people one sided enough if their team has entry hazards, so this muhfucka replaced The Professor (my Chinchou). If some shit actually manages to land hazards on WholeLottaGame, this muhfucka comes in to clean shit up. He outspeeds muhfuckaz and dents holes. He's one of the fastest non-scarfers out there, rivaled only by Elekid, Voltorb, Diglett and Abra. Ice beam wrecks shit against shitty shit like Lileep who can just replace rocks right after this muhfucka spins, scald can land some money burn hax on sturdy using shits and recover is just... recover.
Just some Rapid Spin Skip 2 My Lou action
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