>mfw bird hype for bird type

as of whenever the fuck I made this thing it's #6 on the ladder

Holy shit welcome to my second RMT
If you're wondering which bird I am obsessing with, it's the great potoo. I have a hard time believing this bird exists, but according to the internet, it does.
First Glance
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not too shitty at first glance right
In Depth
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Archeops
MISSINGNO ON CRACK
bird hype @ Focus Sash
IVs: 0 HP
EVs: 252 Atk |252 Speed|4 Def
Nature: Jolly
Ability: Defeatist
Moves: Stealth Rock | Taunt | Knock Off | Endeavor
Whenever I make a team, I'm always sure to add at least one pokemon that makes absolutely no sense in the current metagame compared to other options for the pure reason of being a dick. Here's an anti lead archeops. Defeatist my ass, you're going to want low HP on this thing to do as much Endeavor damage as possible before that Seismitoad Scald burn finally kills you. I originally started using this in RU, after the Azelf ban. I wanted to incorporate a suicide lead + volt switch something + zangoose because that works for some reason. For that reason, I originally started using Head Smash on this set for the purpose of suiciding.
After I realized that tactic was shit, I changed it to an Endeavor set.
wow. such unboosted sweep. very fuck you seviper.
Zangoose
fakurteam @ .Toxic Orb
EVs: 252 Atk |252 Speed|4 HP
Nature: Jolly
Ability: Toxic Boost
Moves: Facade | Quick Attack | Knock Off | Close Combat
A veteran from gen 5 NU, Zangoose it can OHKO almost any pokemon in the tier. Archeops's Endeavor set benefits Zangoose greatly because after your Seismitoad has 1 HP left out of nowhere, Zangoose can come in, kill your Seismitoad, activate the Toxic Orb, and proceed to render your team to the viability of an Obama administration. Originally, my plan was to suicide Archeops with Head Smash and use a minimum speed Rotom to Volt Switch into Zangoose to activate the Toxic Orb. But, you know, fuck that, I'll just Endeavor your wife and kids.
WHO'S READY TO SAVE ON SOME MOTHERFUCKING CAR INSURANCE
Sceptile
Geico @ .Life Orb
EVs: 252 SpAtk |252 Speed|4HP SpDef
IVs: 0 Atk
Nature: Timid
Ability: Overgrow
Moves: Giga Drain | Focus Blast | Hidden Power Rock | Dragon Pulse
Every team I make, I incorporate a starter. With Sceptile being the least shitty one in this tier, I thought that I should use it. Sceptile's main purpose is coverage. Giga Drain as a STAB, Focus Blast to get rid of pesky things like Shiftry and Bouffalant. HP Rock is useful for predicting switchins to Fletchinder, and Dragon Pulse is a great move to have when Dragalge is so ubiquitous.
I HAVE A SKIRT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Golurk
Nokia @Assault Vest Colbur Berry
EVs: 252 HP |252 Atk|4 SpDef
Nature: Adamant
Ability: No Guard
Moves: Dynamicpunch | Stone Edge | Earthquake | Ice Punch
Needing a bulky spinblocker, who else to turn to but the [insert crossdressing and/or obese celebrity] of the pokemon world? Golurk is the switch in for getting rid of pesky things like Fletchinder, Steelix, Klinklang, Magneton, etc. Golurk's purposes are being a spinblocker, being a switch in for Volt Switch users, and support to Zangoose to take fighting moves. I originally used Dusknoir for the same reasons, but then I realized that I'm a moron and I should have a ground type if I want to counter Electivire.
Alternative to Golurk
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Probopass
Nigel @ Air Balloon | Ability: Magnet Pull
Nature: Modest
EVs: 172 HP / 252 SpA / 84 Spe
IVs: 0 Atk
Moves: Thunder Wave | Volt Switch | Earth Power | Power Gem
[insert reasons for Golurk here] + a good slow Volt Switch user to activate Zangoose's Toxic Orb
who's regi to bench press
Gurdurr
hurrdurr @Steroids Eviolite
EVs: 252 HP |252 Atk|4 Def
Nature: Adamant
Ability: Guts
Moves: Drain Punch |Ice Punch Poison Jab | Mach Punch | Knock Off
Realizing that my team had a small problem with switch ins to status moves and making further realizations that there is a pretty cool ability called Guts, and then making even further realizations that there is a bulky fighting type available with Guts and STAB priority,run on sentences gg I implemented Gurdurr to my team. In RU, I used an AV Gallade, and this is basically the same thing but without the Psychic stuff and a priority STAB move. Gurdurr is very good support to Golurk, as it can switch in on Will-o-Wisps and dark moves.
literally my biggest fan
Rotom-Fan
my number 1 fan @ Choice Scarf
EVs: 252 SpAtk |252 Speed|4 HP
IVs: 0 Atk
Nature: Timid
Ability: Levitate [insert air balloon joke]
Moves: Air Slash | Volt Switch | Trick | Will-o-Wisp
After considering a minimum speed maximum defense variant as support to Zangoose, I thought why not just take a cheap special Fletchinder variant. When playing with this set, I noticed that it support Zangoose anyway, being able to switch in on Fighting moves and promptly getting rid of fighting types like Sawk, Hariyama, Gurdurr, Machoke, Throh, etc, that threaten zangoose being able to sweep. Alternatively, Rotom can use Trick + Scarf to shut down most walls, like Munchlax (does anyone even use that), Bastiodon, etc.
If you're wondering which bird I am obsessing with, it's the great potoo. I have a hard time believing this bird exists, but according to the internet, it does.

First Glance






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not too shitty at first glance right
In Depth

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Archeops
MISSINGNO ON CRACK
bird hype @ Focus Sash
IVs: 0 HP
EVs: 252 Atk |252 Speed|4 Def
Nature: Jolly
Ability: Defeatist
Moves: Stealth Rock | Taunt | Knock Off | Endeavor
Whenever I make a team, I'm always sure to add at least one pokemon that makes absolutely no sense in the current metagame compared to other options for the pure reason of being a dick. Here's an anti lead archeops. Defeatist my ass, you're going to want low HP on this thing to do as much Endeavor damage as possible before that Seismitoad Scald burn finally kills you. I originally started using this in RU, after the Azelf ban. I wanted to incorporate a suicide lead + volt switch something + zangoose because that works for some reason. For that reason, I originally started using Head Smash on this set for the purpose of suiciding.
After I realized that tactic was shit, I changed it to an Endeavor set.

wow. such unboosted sweep. very fuck you seviper.
Zangoose
fakurteam @ .Toxic Orb
EVs: 252 Atk |252 Speed|4 HP
Nature: Jolly
Ability: Toxic Boost
Moves: Facade | Quick Attack | Knock Off | Close Combat
A veteran from gen 5 NU, Zangoose it can OHKO almost any pokemon in the tier. Archeops's Endeavor set benefits Zangoose greatly because after your Seismitoad has 1 HP left out of nowhere, Zangoose can come in, kill your Seismitoad, activate the Toxic Orb, and proceed to render your team to the viability of an Obama administration. Originally, my plan was to suicide Archeops with Head Smash and use a minimum speed Rotom to Volt Switch into Zangoose to activate the Toxic Orb. But, you know, fuck that, I'll just Endeavor your wife and kids.

WHO'S READY TO SAVE ON SOME MOTHERFUCKING CAR INSURANCE
Sceptile
Geico @ .Life Orb
EVs: 252 SpAtk |252 Speed|4
IVs: 0 Atk
Nature: Timid
Ability: Overgrow
Moves: Giga Drain | Focus Blast | Hidden Power Rock | Dragon Pulse
Every team I make, I incorporate a starter. With Sceptile being the least shitty one in this tier, I thought that I should use it. Sceptile's main purpose is coverage. Giga Drain as a STAB, Focus Blast to get rid of pesky things like Shiftry and Bouffalant. HP Rock is useful for predicting switchins to Fletchinder, and Dragon Pulse is a great move to have when Dragalge is so ubiquitous.

I HAVE A SKIRT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Golurk
Nokia @
EVs: 252 HP |252 Atk|4 SpDef
Nature: Adamant
Ability: No Guard
Moves: Dynamicpunch | Stone Edge | Earthquake | Ice Punch
Needing a bulky spinblocker, who else to turn to but the [insert crossdressing and/or obese celebrity] of the pokemon world? Golurk is the switch in for getting rid of pesky things like
Alternative to Golurk

Probopass
Nigel @ Air Balloon | Ability: Magnet Pull
Nature: Modest
EVs: 172 HP / 252 SpA / 84 Spe
IVs: 0 Atk
Moves: Thunder Wave | Volt Switch | Earth Power | Power Gem
[insert reasons for Golurk here] + a good slow Volt Switch user to activate Zangoose's Toxic Orb

who's regi to bench press
Gurdurr
hurrdurr @
EVs: 252 HP |252 Atk|4 Def
Nature: Adamant
Ability: Guts
Moves: Drain Punch |
Realizing that my team had a small problem with switch ins to status moves and making further realizations that there is a pretty cool ability called Guts, and then making even further realizations that there is a bulky fighting type available with Guts and STAB priority,

literally my biggest fan
Rotom-Fan
my number 1 fan @ Choice Scarf
EVs: 252 SpAtk |252 Speed|4 HP
IVs: 0 Atk
Nature: Timid
Ability: Levitate [insert air balloon joke]
Moves: Air Slash | Volt Switch | Trick | Will-o-Wisp
After considering a minimum speed maximum defense variant as support to Zangoose, I thought why not just take a cheap special Fletchinder variant. When playing with this set, I noticed that it support Zangoose anyway, being able to switch in on Fighting moves and promptly getting rid of fighting types like Sawk, Hariyama, Gurdurr, Machoke, Throh, etc, that threaten zangoose being able to sweep. Alternatively, Rotom can use Trick + Scarf to shut down most walls, like Munchlax (does anyone even use that), Bastiodon, etc.
Former Team Members:

Sceptile is just better for coverage.

Golurk is a better option to get rid of Magneton, a threat to the team.

Archeops is a better lead for the team, being faster + access to Taunt
Threats:

Literally Satan in a plant

Annoying, but can be dispatched of by Sceptile

Just a complete monster. I can only hope Rotom can get a crit Air Slash to get rid of this entity of doom.
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Sprites: pokestadium.com
"Art": xzern (me)
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