Anyone know where the quote from the title came from? Kinda forgot where. Anyway lately I've been in a slump and I couldn't make a sucessful team to save my life. The slump's been bugging me for awhile until I was like, "Screw this, I'm going to make a good team if it ******* kills me". So after creating a few teams, failing, creating more, failing again, and playing Gears 2 to get this off my mind I made this. What I got so far is kinda new so bare with me, and any feedback would be great.
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Sperm (Azelf) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 Atk/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Naive nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Taunt
- Stealth Rock
- Psychic
- Explosion
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 Atk/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Naive nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Taunt
- Stealth Rock
- Psychic
- Explosion
TauntZelf ftw. Not many leads can outspeed Azelf and Taunt it first except Aerodactyl and Weavile but:
A: I Psychic first cause he's predictable.
B: I shouldn't stay in against it anyway. They don't usually carry Pursuit anyway.
A: I Psychic first cause he's predictable.
B: I shouldn't stay in against it anyway. They don't usually carry Pursuit anyway.
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Brothers in Armz (Machamp) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 252 HP/252 Atk/4 Def
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Ice Punch
- Dynamicpunch
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 252 HP/252 Atk/4 Def
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Ice Punch
- Dynamicpunch
I needed something to rape the piss out of status. He also makes a decent tank.
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Lucky Star (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 240 HP/56 Atk/76 Def/136 Spd
Impish nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Wish
- Reflect
- U-turn
- Iron Head
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 240 HP/56 Atk/76 Def/136 Spd
Impish nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Wish
- Reflect
- U-turn
- Iron Head
WALLED! I remember reading that Jirachi works well with Salamence cause of his typing and I said: ";-; if only Mence was a wall......" and I from that thought I went to Dragonite to support him in walling. Although my Dragonite can take Special Ice hits pretty well, Ice Shards from Weavile are scary. Jirachi switches in on the Shard and goes all Zidane on him. Standard Jirachi works better with a friend. I'm thinking of putting T-wave somewhere though. Damn 4 moveslots. >.<
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A Big Orange Dinosaur (Dragonite) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 248 HP/44 Spd/216 SDef
Calm nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Light Screen
- Roost
- Flamethrower
- Toxic
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 248 HP/44 Spd/216 SDef
Calm nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Light Screen
- Roost
- Flamethrower
- Toxic
Second part of my walling combo. They both kinda work like SkarmBliss without those annoying noobs breathing down my neck. Magnezone also likes to prey on Jirachi but with a quick U-turn Dragonite comes to the rescue and frys the Refrigerator magnet.
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Reptar (Tyranitar) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Aqua Tail
- Stone Edge
- Crunch
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Aqua Tail
- Stone Edge
- Crunch
O woa T-Tar! Nah but seriously this guy is a nice sweeper. Dragon Dance gives alot of attack and that's just hawt.
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CtrlAltDelete (Porygonz) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 4 HP/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Modest nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam
- Tri Attack
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 4 HP/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Modest nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam
- Tri Attack
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
Porygon-Z is one of the best revenge killers in the game next to Weavile. BoltBeam and HP Fighting already hit Lanturn and Magnezone for at least neutral and then Tri Attack comes and destroys everything for x2 STAB. Only thing that resists this combo is Shedinja but.......yeah. He's the joke of the pokemon world.
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