VGC Competitivize my gimmicky team

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A while ago I had thought of a team that involves falinks and spamming no retreat by trapping it beforehand.
When it worked it really worked but it just wasn't up to the task.

Here's the final version of the team:

Team

OMGSOCUTE (Mew) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Block
- Ally Switch
- Protect
- Pollen Puff

Spartan (Falinks) @ Leftovers
Ability: Battle Armor
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpD
Adamant Nature
- No Retreat
- Protect
- Iron Head
- Throat Chop

Big Egg (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Healer
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ally Switch
- Protect
- Aromatherapy
- Heal Pulse

THICC (Clefable) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 220 Def / 36 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ally Switch
- Protect
- Follow Me
- Heal Pulse

Not Today Sir (Indeedee-F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Psychic Surge
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ally Switch
- Protect
- Helping Hand
- Heal Pulse

Dusclops @ Eviolite
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ally Switch
- Protect
- Mean Look
- Brick Break

Here are some cherry picked battles:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8doublesou-1176578526
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8doublesou-1176590959
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8doublesou-1176612137
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8doublesou-1176961536-k6sq4tqz14ewazj4byttmc1ebi1ivdnpw

Bit of explanation:
: Pollen Puff to heal Falinks, Protect to protect, Block to trap Falinks in, Ally Switch works pretty good considering their types.
: Protect to not get one-shot turn one while Mew uses Block, No Retreat to be spammed while aided by someone else, two attacking moves
, , : They're almost all the same with each differing by one move (Aromatherapy for Chansey, Follow Me for Cleffable, Helping Hand for Indeedee). Very cookie cutter type stuff.
: In case Mew dies ?

 

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