With President Donald Trump pushing to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, I feel like it's our turn to fulfill our patriotic duty and start American-izing our freedom-loving site. Here are some of my suggestions:
- Rename the site to "Koffing". We shouldn't be using other languages other than American on this site.
- Furthermore, close the Translations forum. The last thing we need here is more people coming to steal jobs from hard working Americans.
- Ban all non-American units of measurements and spellings of words. Brits and Aussies are only welcome here if they respect our rules.
- Finally give PU a proper name: Patriotically Used. Move the tier between OU and UU too.
- Start respecting our right to free speech and allow us to express ourselves freely without being cancelled by the radical left.
- KICK OUT THE WOKE SENIOR STAFF!!! REPLACE THEM WITH REAL AMERICANS!!!