Hello pervs and smogoners alike, the team I am introducing is a standard Mega-Gyarados team for ORAS, in which Gyarados destroys teams by magically shaking his behind, making him horny faster, stronger, able to rape rip apart teams.
Many twerk wow
Started with twerker
I was like Defog plz added overused latias
I hate Bisharp.
Clefable, because Clefable 2 stronk (Heal bell and fuck azumarill, that thing is cancer for me. And set-up sweepers in general)
Added Raikou, because Water types in general are cancer for Mega Gyarados. And it works well with Clefable.
Heard that Gohitelle and Gyarados were annoying to play against, so yeah
Decided to mess around, I swapped Gothitelle and Raikou for Magnezone, Added an Amoonguss, because I can't use 2 Megas (Mega Venusaur).
Magnezone was ok, but I i missed gothi and raikou. Decided to go back to my original build, w/ amoonguss and scarfheatran(because I love it so much, and Heatran-Gothitelle-Gyarados is solid)
Swapped Amoonguss for Latias, no defog was annoying
Now team explanations ugh
Shenlong (Gyarados) (F) @ Gyaradosite
Ability: Intimidate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: null SpA
- Dragon Dance
- Crunch
- Waterfall
- Earthquake
Dragon Dance set, Gyarados got Crunch in ORAS which is a godsend. Waterfall-Crunch-Earthquake Coverage is good, and Jolly for stuff like scarfers etc., tbh I don't know why I run jolly lol it works fine. Intimidate before Mega-Evolving, because it stops stuff like Lando, etc. Crunch hits Psychics and Ghosts neutrally hard, Earthquake shitstomps rotom with Mold Breaker. Gyarados is the main win condition, using him to sweep when counters are out of the game and checks are weakened. Gyarados sweeps are fun when you click the appropiate button and everything dies. Mold Breaker messes with Dragonite and stuff.
Sig (Latias) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 72 HP / 184 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: null Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Psyshock
- Roost
- Defog
EV spread is the one smogon provides, I think it survives life orb thundy HP ICE twice, and its a life orb number. Draco Meteor is a NUKE, Psyshock kills Plant Dinos, defog is standard, roost because I like recovery and I really don't need healing wish. Latias is better than Latios IMO because I don't play HO, I do stall and semi-stall and Latias is bulkier which makes her more appealing in my eyes. Anyway, Latias can act as a shield for a free switch in once hax-ard setters are killed and dent something with Draco Meteor before fainting. Max Speed, Self Explanatory 0 IVs to minimize foul play damage.
(Insert feminism comment about Bella Swan setting back feminism even more than the sandwich)
Twilight (Gothitelle) (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Shadow Tag
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 84 HP / 248 SpA / 176 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Psychic
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Thunderbolt
- Trick
Ok, Imma just say I love Gothitelle, not her face, not the person she's based off, but what she does. Unlike Bella, who isn't even a real character, she destroys Rain Toads, Kung-Fu Fighters, and some steel types. Specs Gothitelle is the only Gothi other than Trick Room CM (which is cancerous and doesn't fit the team) that hits hard. 176 speed evs creeps stuff, and HP evs allow it to tank things better. Most special attack evs to hit hard like a truck. Gothitelle traps things that I'm too lazy to predict around for, i.e. ferrothorn and shit like that. Gothitelle has Trick to screw chansey and other walls.
Always thought it was a nice name
Circus Maximus (Raikou) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 32 SpD / 224 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Thunderbolt
- Volt Switch
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Shadow Ball
AV Raikou is a strong Special check, it also hits hard and has Volt Switch for momentum, Shadow Ball for Psychics, and a good speed stat. Spded evs are provided by smogon, don't know why I have them. HP Ice hits Gliscor and stuff super hard. Landorus-T is special, scarf Landos are cancer to play against for this team but once you have confirmed they aren't scarf, Raikou handles em easy. Raikou is like a all-purpose check against Water Types, Gallade-Mega, and stuff. A great pivot, Raikou still dies pretty easily due to having no reliable recovery.
a dead clefable
Puffs (Clefable) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 160 Def / 96 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: null Atk
- Heal Bell
- Moonblast
- Stealth Rock
- Moonlight
Clefable is a all-purpose wall, who stops set-up sweepers, clerics the sweeper and etc. deals with dragons, sets up stealth rock, blah blah blah One problem with this team is that I would reeely like to run wish + protect instead of stealth rock and moonlight, but then I don't have an sr setter. :( So yeah Clefable is a good wall, has amazing bulk, amazing typing, synergizes, whats not to love? Yeah, Clefable eats set-up sweepers but there are stuff Clefable can't handle, stuff with Poison Jab,Greninja, steel types, and Choice Banders.
Shuckle 2.0
Moo (Heatran) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Flash Fire
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Overheat
- Flash Cannon
- Earth Power
- Stone Edge
Scarf Tran Is god and love. Earth Power Smashes other Heatran, Flash Cannon gets fairies, Overheat nukes shit and stone edge kills talonflame. For those of you in denial of the awesomeness of ScarfTran, welp I can't explain much but here are some
Or rather cancerous pokemon
Talonflame: Raikou Soft-checks, Gothitelle can't take a hit, heatran gets worn down eventually.
Greninja: That shits banned lol
Landorus-T: U-Turn spam, knock off, 145 base attack, Choice Scarf, its a pain to play against.
Metagross-Mega: Gyarados with intimidate threatens it, and if they don't predict Scarf Heatran it can ohko, but yea its cancerous. Raikou can't ohko and gets ohko'ed in return with EQ, hell I think Zen Headbutt can 2hko or higher
Thundurus: Spamming Taunt and thunder wave is flippin annoying in theory, haven't played much against thundurus
Azumarill: Choice Band/Belly Drum are idiotic to play against, I hate azumarill with a vengeance
Sableye-Mega: Not sure how to play against it
Lopunny-Mega: Its.. annoying and hard to outspeed and ko, heatran can't ohko with overheat so u need dat chip damage
And other stuff lol
SHOUTOUTS
hairy guy - on POKEMON SHOWDOWN, helped me with this team a lot, thank you.
Lunistrius
- Was very helpful and fast in his rate, :D Thank you a lot!

Many twerk wow

Started with twerker


I was like Defog plz added overused latias



I hate Bisharp.




Clefable, because Clefable 2 stronk (Heal bell and fuck azumarill, that thing is cancer for me. And set-up sweepers in general)





Added Raikou, because Water types in general are cancer for Mega Gyarados. And it works well with Clefable.






Heard that Gohitelle and Gyarados were annoying to play against, so yeah






Decided to mess around, I swapped Gothitelle and Raikou for Magnezone, Added an Amoonguss, because I can't use 2 Megas (Mega Venusaur).






Magnezone was ok, but I i missed gothi and raikou. Decided to go back to my original build, w/ amoonguss and scarfheatran(because I love it so much, and Heatran-Gothitelle-Gyarados is solid)
Swapped Amoonguss for Latias, no defog was annoying






Shenlong (Gyarados) (F) @ Gyaradosite
Ability: Intimidate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: null SpA
- Dragon Dance
- Crunch
- Waterfall
- Earthquake
Twilight (Gothitelle) (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Shadow Tag
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 84 HP / 248 SpA / 176 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Psychic
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Thunderbolt
- Trick
Puffs (Clefable) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 160 Def / 96 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: null Atk
- Heal Bell
- Moonblast
- Stealth Rock
- Moonlight
Circus Maximus (Raikou) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 32 SpD / 224 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Thunderbolt
- Volt Switch
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Shadow Ball
Sig (Latias) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 72 HP / 184 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: null Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Psyshock
- Roost
- Defog
Moo (Heatran) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Flash Fire
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Overheat
- Flash Cannon
- Earth Power
- Stone Edge
Ability: Intimidate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: null SpA
- Dragon Dance
- Crunch
- Waterfall
- Earthquake
Twilight (Gothitelle) (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Shadow Tag
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 84 HP / 248 SpA / 176 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Psychic
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Thunderbolt
- Trick
Puffs (Clefable) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 160 Def / 96 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: null Atk
- Heal Bell
- Moonblast
- Stealth Rock
- Moonlight
Circus Maximus (Raikou) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 32 SpD / 224 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Thunderbolt
- Volt Switch
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Shadow Ball
Sig (Latias) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 72 HP / 184 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: null Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Psyshock
- Roost
- Defog
Moo (Heatran) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Flash Fire
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Overheat
- Flash Cannon
- Earth Power
- Stone Edge
Now team explanations ugh

Shenlong (Gyarados) (F) @ Gyaradosite
Ability: Intimidate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: null SpA
- Dragon Dance
- Crunch
- Waterfall
- Earthquake
Dragon Dance set, Gyarados got Crunch in ORAS which is a godsend. Waterfall-Crunch-Earthquake Coverage is good, and Jolly for stuff like scarfers etc., tbh I don't know why I run jolly lol it works fine. Intimidate before Mega-Evolving, because it stops stuff like Lando, etc. Crunch hits Psychics and Ghosts neutrally hard, Earthquake shitstomps rotom with Mold Breaker. Gyarados is the main win condition, using him to sweep when counters are out of the game and checks are weakened. Gyarados sweeps are fun when you click the appropiate button and everything dies. Mold Breaker messes with Dragonite and stuff.

Sig (Latias) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 72 HP / 184 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: null Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Psyshock
- Roost
- Defog
EV spread is the one smogon provides, I think it survives life orb thundy HP ICE twice, and its a life orb number. Draco Meteor is a NUKE, Psyshock kills Plant Dinos, defog is standard, roost because I like recovery and I really don't need healing wish. Latias is better than Latios IMO because I don't play HO, I do stall and semi-stall and Latias is bulkier which makes her more appealing in my eyes. Anyway, Latias can act as a shield for a free switch in once hax-ard setters are killed and dent something with Draco Meteor before fainting. Max Speed, Self Explanatory 0 IVs to minimize foul play damage.
(Insert feminism comment about Bella Swan setting back feminism even more than the sandwich)
Twilight (Gothitelle) (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Shadow Tag
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 84 HP / 248 SpA / 176 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Psychic
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Thunderbolt
- Trick
Ok, Imma just say I love Gothitelle, not her face, not the person she's based off, but what she does. Unlike Bella, who isn't even a real character, she destroys Rain Toads, Kung-Fu Fighters, and some steel types. Specs Gothitelle is the only Gothi other than Trick Room CM (which is cancerous and doesn't fit the team) that hits hard. 176 speed evs creeps stuff, and HP evs allow it to tank things better. Most special attack evs to hit hard like a truck. Gothitelle traps things that I'm too lazy to predict around for, i.e. ferrothorn and shit like that. Gothitelle has Trick to screw chansey and other walls.

Always thought it was a nice name
Circus Maximus (Raikou) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 32 SpD / 224 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Thunderbolt
- Volt Switch
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Shadow Ball
AV Raikou is a strong Special check, it also hits hard and has Volt Switch for momentum, Shadow Ball for Psychics, and a good speed stat. Spded evs are provided by smogon, don't know why I have them. HP Ice hits Gliscor and stuff super hard. Landorus-T is special, scarf Landos are cancer to play against for this team but once you have confirmed they aren't scarf, Raikou handles em easy. Raikou is like a all-purpose check against Water Types, Gallade-Mega, and stuff. A great pivot, Raikou still dies pretty easily due to having no reliable recovery.

a dead clefable
Puffs (Clefable) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 160 Def / 96 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: null Atk
- Heal Bell
- Moonblast
- Stealth Rock
- Moonlight
Clefable is a all-purpose wall, who stops set-up sweepers, clerics the sweeper and etc. deals with dragons, sets up stealth rock, blah blah blah One problem with this team is that I would reeely like to run wish + protect instead of stealth rock and moonlight, but then I don't have an sr setter. :( So yeah Clefable is a good wall, has amazing bulk, amazing typing, synergizes, whats not to love? Yeah, Clefable eats set-up sweepers but there are stuff Clefable can't handle, stuff with Poison Jab,

Shuckle 2.0
Moo (Heatran) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Flash Fire
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Overheat
- Flash Cannon
- Earth Power
- Stone Edge
Scarf Tran Is god and love. Earth Power Smashes other Heatran, Flash Cannon gets fairies, Overheat nukes shit and stone edge kills talonflame. For those of you in denial of the awesomeness of ScarfTran, welp I can't explain much but here are some
- has Bulk, it can switch in on shit
- Sexy 130 base spa
- Is faster than mega lop, and other stuff
- good coverage It also has good stabs and defensive typing, flash fire is a blessing as well. Revenges things well, ScarfTran is a mainstay on most of my teams.
Or rather cancerous pokemon
Talonflame: Raikou Soft-checks, Gothitelle can't take a hit, heatran gets worn down eventually.
Greninja: That shits banned lol
Landorus-T: U-Turn spam, knock off, 145 base attack, Choice Scarf, its a pain to play against.
Metagross-Mega: Gyarados with intimidate threatens it, and if they don't predict Scarf Heatran it can ohko, but yea its cancerous. Raikou can't ohko and gets ohko'ed in return with EQ, hell I think Zen Headbutt can 2hko or higher
Thundurus: Spamming Taunt and thunder wave is flippin annoying in theory, haven't played much against thundurus
Azumarill: Choice Band/Belly Drum are idiotic to play against, I hate azumarill with a vengeance
Sableye-Mega: Not sure how to play against it
Lopunny-Mega: Its.. annoying and hard to outspeed and ko, heatran can't ohko with overheat so u need dat chip damage
And other stuff lol
SHOUTOUTS
hairy guy - on POKEMON SHOWDOWN, helped me with this team a lot, thank you.
Lunistrius
- Was very helpful and fast in his rate, :D Thank you a lot!
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