//experiment\\ I punch you. What do you do?

[Let's go shuckles]

You have been punched. By me. How do you respond?

 

[CaffeineBoost]

I collapse to the floor.
The general public is shocked. You look down upon me as I writhe in pain.
"Shit" you utter, as people run towards me. I cough up blood. "Shit, shit, shit." you repeat.
Everyone is shocked at your actions. Clearly something has gone wrong. A member of the public screams...
"That man just punched Harry Houdini."
You slowly realise you're in Detroit, Michigan circa Halloween 1926. You may have killed me with a single punch, but you now have to suffer the consequences of living in Detroit.

You scream.

You scream.

You scream.

You scream.

You scream.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

i say "ow!"

 

[shadowpea]

flame body

 

[KaenSoul]

cute charm

 

[Cratersmash]

Tank the hit and then Falcon Punch you into the next area code

 

[ThatOneSpork]

I get punched in the face. You also fuck up my nose because I just had a septoplasty and turbinate reduction and I still have my splints in. You sick fuck. You also break my glasses, so that's more to deal with. I hope you're happy. Cause I sure am, I get to cash in on the insurance and get brand new glasses! I also get to press charges and get you thrown in jail, which is also fun. Not sure if I'm happy about my nose though. Probably fucked up pretty bad.

 

[Yung Dramps]

 

[Divine Retribution]

My measured, reasonable response that takes into account all of the hardships and circumstances that lead to this unfortunate situation:

 

[Arcticblast]

I am killed instantly

 

[drampa's grandpa]

I proc Berserk and my SpA goes up

 

[aurora]

i start crying

 

[Bughouse]

I start emitting steam from my head and arms and repeatedly shout my name buu

 

[P Squared]

i punching them

 

[Martin]

[FLAIL ARMS]

 

[MegaFlareon]

You punch me and I punch you
Pokémon!

 

[ausma]

i resist your punch with my psychic typing and then you become a banned deucer

 

[EeveeWillEatYou]

I cry

 

[antemortem]

new experiment alert!

i delete all posts at which I didn’t crack a smile in a thread that somehow made it to page 2 in an attempt to allow the best posts to float to the top

Jim Carey on

 

[Fishy]

new experiment alert!

i delete all posts at which I didn’t crack a smile in a thread that somehow made it to page 2 in an attempt to allow the best posts to float to the top

Jim Carey on

yhanks dave they werent my best

 

[Fishy]

(you bitch)

 

[antemortem]

yhanks dave they werent my best

i pride myself on keeping my circle humble!

 

[KaylaPops]

I try to duck but am to slow so I start to cry

 

[BT89]

I take it like a man. In return, I turn into my fursona (Lycanroc-Midnight) and Stone Edge you (it cannot miss due to No Guard).

 

[Hera]

Gonna need more information. How hard did you punch me? Where did you hit me? What fist were you using? Were you wearing any gloves or brass knuckles?