I am so eager for fantasy football season to start I can't even control my anxiety. Last year, I really did get screwed over. I lost 4 (yes 4) games by 1 point, and missed the playoffs by a game EVEN THOUGH my team had the highest overall score in the league by *114* points. (Standard ESPN scoring). I drafted andre johnson, reggie wayne, larry fitzgerald, AND julio jones thinking i would be set at WR. but now enough about my horrible unforgiving luck from hell, and on to my position rankings
QB
1. Tom Brady (of course tom brady, look at my username)
2. Peyton Manning (addition of wes welker is insane)
3. Matt Ryan (his year is coming, and it will be soon)
4. Aaron Rodgers (just not sure if I'm seeing the consistency we have seen in the past)
5. Russel Wilson (how could you pass up on talent like this? addition of percy harvin and his rushing game will make him a fantasy monster)
HONORABLE MENTION: RGIII
RB
1. Trent Richardson (my absolute first round pick next year, poised to put up incredible numbers)
2. Arian Foster (in a fantasy game dominated by TDs, of course foster deserves a spot)
3. Adrian Peterson (2k 2k13?)
4. Marshawn Lynch (now that opposing teams have to prepare for a passing offense... ohh fucking boy)
5. Doug Martin (refer to 52 points in one week)
HONORABLE MENTION: CJ Spiller
WR
1. Calvin Johnson (hes calvin fucking johnson)
2-100. Who TF knows. The WR position is a disaster. Not taking one til at least 4th round.
TE
1. The Gronk (still expect him to produce coming off of surgery)
2. Aaron Hernandez (yep, two best TEs on one team. very nice pats)
3. Jason Witten (coming off of record setting season, i expect him to put up more TOUCHDOWNS this year)
4. Jimmy Graham (not a big fan, but no one else consistently puts up numbers)
5. Owen Daniels (except this dude)
HONORABLE MENTION: Kyle Rudolph
DEF
1. Seahawks (gimme dat sea-fence)
2. Bengals (cause the bengals dont let shit happen)
3. Broncos (to the AFC West: you guys have no idea how unbelievably screwed you are)
4. 49ers (I expect the defense to have a bounce back year much like 2011)
5. Patriots (for those who didn't know, pats d put up huge numbers last year)
HONORABLE MENTION: Bears (too old for my liking)
What do y'all think?
QB
1. Tom Brady (of course tom brady, look at my username)
2. Peyton Manning (addition of wes welker is insane)
3. Matt Ryan (his year is coming, and it will be soon)
4. Aaron Rodgers (just not sure if I'm seeing the consistency we have seen in the past)
5. Russel Wilson (how could you pass up on talent like this? addition of percy harvin and his rushing game will make him a fantasy monster)
HONORABLE MENTION: RGIII
RB
1. Trent Richardson (my absolute first round pick next year, poised to put up incredible numbers)
2. Arian Foster (in a fantasy game dominated by TDs, of course foster deserves a spot)
3. Adrian Peterson (2k 2k13?)
4. Marshawn Lynch (now that opposing teams have to prepare for a passing offense... ohh fucking boy)
5. Doug Martin (refer to 52 points in one week)
HONORABLE MENTION: CJ Spiller
WR
1. Calvin Johnson (hes calvin fucking johnson)
2-100. Who TF knows. The WR position is a disaster. Not taking one til at least 4th round.
TE
1. The Gronk (still expect him to produce coming off of surgery)
2. Aaron Hernandez (yep, two best TEs on one team. very nice pats)
3. Jason Witten (coming off of record setting season, i expect him to put up more TOUCHDOWNS this year)
4. Jimmy Graham (not a big fan, but no one else consistently puts up numbers)
5. Owen Daniels (except this dude)
HONORABLE MENTION: Kyle Rudolph
DEF
1. Seahawks (gimme dat sea-fence)
2. Bengals (cause the bengals dont let shit happen)
3. Broncos (to the AFC West: you guys have no idea how unbelievably screwed you are)
4. 49ers (I expect the defense to have a bounce back year much like 2011)
5. Patriots (for those who didn't know, pats d put up huge numbers last year)
HONORABLE MENTION: Bears (too old for my liking)
What do y'all think?