FAST FOOD TIER LIST [british version]

[mf]

i dont recognise any of the brands in the american fast food list. they look fake to me. anyway here is the british version, feel free to contribute with anything i missed

S TIER

• mr dibblers
• tottington totts
• pudtown
• crumpet marquis
• windsor turnip friary
• percy ingle

A TIER

• nonce grub
• buckingham kipper repository
• vicar's knickers
• captain cobbler
• chicken cottage
• quick parsnips
• gammon dungeon (thanks triangles knew id missed one)

B TIER

• earl of biscuits
• gilliam's sheep dip
• B.A.D.G.E.R.
• collywobbles
• eels warehouse

C TIER

• gubbins
• fishy wibbletts
• chappes
• blushing barbara's
• cockle factory
• chuggworths

D TIER

• brunchtime buggery
• royal knackers
• busman's todger
• dirty geoff's potato tavern
• floury paste syndicate

 

[cookie]

B.A.D.G.E.R. is such a hipster joint lol, "ooh look at me let's take working class food like jammy bluffs and charge yuppies £10 for it"

fuck off

F tier

the worst thing is that they get away with it

 

[Kalalokki]

How many of these are completely made up and would anyone not british even know the difference?

 

[CaffeineBoost]

They're all real and gubbins is criminally underrated

 

[shade]

How many of these are completely made up and would anyone not british even know the difference?

damn... i bet ur pretty good at sudoku too arent you lad

 

[cookie]

They're all real and gubbins is criminally underrated

agreed, am a big fan of their pork dillingers

though confusingly for non-native speakers they contain no actual meat these days

 

[phoopes]

I'll stick up for Dirty Geoff's Potato Tavern even if no one else will. Say what you will about the rest of the menu but the bangers and mash trumps any other on this list, save for maybe Tottington Tots. I'd move good ol DGPT up to B tier on the strength of that dish alone

 

[earl]

Floury Paste Syndicate is just awful, glad to see it in D

 

[mf]

i can sense some skepticism but these are real british fast food outlets

 

[Panic Station]

no cheeky nandos, list is trash

 

[CaffeineBoost]

no cheeky nandos, list is trash

We're after fast food restaurants, not Michelin star restaurants.

 

[Scarf]

How many of these are completely made up and would anyone not british even know the difference?

check out the brains on this guy. whod have thought "buckingham kipper repository" or "windsor turnip friary" arent real things

 

[cookie]

check out the brains on this guy. whod have thought "buckingham kipper repository" or "windsor turnip friary" arent real things

where the fuck do YOU store your kippers

 

[earl]

check out the brains on this guy. whod have thought "buckingham kipper repository" or "windsor turnip friary" arent real things

I can't believe they've never heard of eels warehouse. There's one on every corner

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

imagine ranking nonce grub above gilliam's sheep dip. can't take this list seriously.

 

[MAMP]

where the fuck do YOU store your kippers

in my mouth

 

[Triangles]

Not a fan of Windsor Turnip Friary in S Tier. I went there once and found a shin pad in my Gentleman's Deep Fried Chunks.

 

[Gleeboop]

Listen, I will only believe you when you show me a picture of "Mr Dibblers" and its food

 

[Myzozoa]

Listen, I will only believe you when you show me a picture of "Mr Dibblers" and its food

foh

 

[Gleeboop]

foh

Is that an eyeball and a tentacle? I'll pass

Edit: Oh, there's blood

 

[Triangles]

Couple more noms - Gilliam's Sheep Dip to S. When I'm squiffy I can scoff 3 whole tubs of their Lamb Humphreys.
Collywobbles down to D - The uncouth oiks who work at my local Collywobbles chain won't curtsey to my buxom wife Hortensia.
Gammon Dungeon from unranked to A - it's one of the better breakfast places for a baked bean snooker washed down with a mug of piping hot marmalade. Gives me something to look forward to every morning after a tough penny farthing ride to work.

 

[Gleeboop]

Couple more noms - Gilliam's Sheep Dip to S. When I'm squiffy I can scoff 3 whole tubs of their Lamb Humphreys.
Collywobbles down to D - The uncouth oiks who work at my local Collywobbles chain won't curtsey to my buxom wife Hortensia.
Gammon Dungeon from unranked to A - it's one of the better breakfast places for a baked bean snooker washed down with a mug of piping hot marmalade. Gives me something to look forward to every morning after a tough penny farthing ride to work.

This is the embodiment of what occurs when educators don't want you to use usual locutions or vocables in your manuscripts.

 

[cookie]

missed one:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1320690922028441601

 

[Martin]

They accept fucking shillings lol

 

[Gleeboop]

"...now accepts shillings and bitcoins"

I think we found Scottish Bill Gates