Introduction
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is it. I have finally decided to post my go-to bulky offense team for the past 4 metagames or so.
This team has consistently been in the top 5 on the leaderboard, and peaked at 1789 CRE during the metagame immediately after Froslass and Raikou were booted. I've been using it on and off since then, and now, given that Heracross is down and that I haven't been playing a whole lot anyway, I've finally decided to retire it
This is going to be a very text-heavy RMT. I will go very in-depth into how this team works and how each member should be played, as well as threats it has some issues with.
Team Building Process
When making this team, I knew I absolutely wanted Arcanine in it. If you guys didn't know, Arcanine is my favorite Pokemon and luckily it happens to be a very good one in UU, so I use it on all my serious teams. I decided to go with a Choice Band set using an Adamant nature and Flash Fire.
After that, I knew I needed something to deal with all the bulky waters and bulky Rock types that Arcanine would inevitably attract. I wanted this to be a fairly offensive team, so I chose a Specs Sceptile for its resistance to Ground and Water-type attacks, and its ability to put some serious holes into things with Leaf Storm.
At this point I was trying to decide on a Water type to complete the FWG core, but I was stuck between Feraligatr and Azumarill, so I decided to focus on some other team slots and come back to that later. I needed a lead, obviously. I am a firm believer in early-game Stealth Rock, but I hate suicide leads, so I knew I was going to go for a bulky stealth rock lead. I didn't want to go with Rhyperior, Regirock, or Uxie because this team really hates spikes (I'll get to this later), so I went with Mesprit, which has the power to ohko all common spikers (at the time, sash qwilfish wasn't very common) while also being able to consistently set up Stealth Rock against pretty much any non-Taunt lead.
Now that I had a lead, I needed to be able to deal with Pokemon the lead has issues with. Mespirit is given major issues by Spiritomb, Ambipom, Registeel, Houndoom, Chansey, and Clefable. Arcanine and Sceptile could both handle Houndoom in a pinch, and every other Pokemon on that list was covered by one single, amazing member of this team: Choice Band Rhyperior.
My team was shaping up fairly well at this point. Unfortunately, Rhyperior brought it with another weakness to Milotic and Venusaur, one of which Sceptile/Arcanine have trouble with. Finding a Pokemon who can handle both is rare...but find one I did. Toxicroak, with its cool typing and fantastic ability, handles Milotic very well and can take Venusaur in a pinch (after I sac Mesprit to sleep, usually). Swords Dance Toxicroak also had great offensive synergy with Rhyperior, as they tended to lure the same checks and counters; Rhyperior could rip apart Weezing, Tangrowth, and Slowbro for Croak to clean up, and vice versa.
I now had a lead, great offensive synergy and defensive synergy, and still had a slot left. The first thing I noticed was that fast, powerful special attackers like Alakazam and Nasty Plot Mismagius could give me some issues if the opponent plays properly. Swellow and Scyther were also problems if I mispredicted the U-Turn and sent Rhyperior in to eat pointless damage. Additionally, I had major issues with speed boosting sweepers once Mesprit was down and the team was softened up, so I decided I wanted a bulky Pokemon with priority and possibly status. I was considering CB Azumarill in the slot just to troll with 4 choice users when I realized that I could really do with a Spinblocker, and that Spiritomb was pretty much idea for dealing with the threats I had issues with. I couldn't Choice it unfortunately, so I just went with a bulky set with leftovers.
Post-Playtest
Playtesting for this team went very smoothly. One thing I quickly discovered was that having three choice users really screwed me with hazard-stacking teams, so I changed up Sceptile's set into a Life Orb SubSeed variant (yeah yeah I'll explain it in the next section) and turned Rhyperior into a Substitute variant. I then finally switched Arcanine to a Jolly nature after being Air Flinched for the last time. After that, I didn't need to make many changes, and this team has pretty much been at its final form for the past half-year or so!
An Intimate Acquaintance
Misty (Genderless, but definitely all woman in...spirit)
Leftovers
Modest
208 HP/244 SpA/56 Spe
-Psychic
-Thunderbolt/Grass Knot
-Stealth Rock
-Thunder Wave
Mesprit is a fantastic lead, because it is nearly as bulky as Uxie while being far more capable offensively. This is a set you won't find on the Mesprit analysis because that shit is really outdated, but it's one of Mesprit's best options.
The HP EVs let Mesprit hit a Leftovers number, the Spe EVs let it outrun max speed Modest Omastar and most Milotic/defensive Venusaur, and the SpA investment lets it hit very hard indeed. Mesprit matches up extremely well with every lead barring Ambipom, Spiritomb, and random Pursuit, and it can get up Stealth Rock against basically everything except Taunters (note: surviving a Scyther's CB U-Turn is pro). Often, I just get up Stealth Rock and switch out unless the opponent has something I really want to paralyze (like lead Moltres) because Mesprit makes a really great makeshift check to things like DD Feraligatr and Toxicroak, and also serves as sleep fodder for Venusaur. I also love that Mesprit lures in Registeel, because it's a great opportunity to get in Rhyperior virtually for free and start doing some major damage.
Rei (heart as hard as solid rock, but she's still my girl)
Leftovers
Adamant
88 HP/252 Atk/168 Spe
-Earthquake
-Rock Blast
-Megahorn
-Substitute
Rhyperior is such a fantastic Pokemon, and it fits particularly well on this team because otherwise Normal-types like Tauros and Kanghaskhan pretty easily rip me a new one. It gets a lot of switch in opportunities against Pokemon that try and wall Sceptile and Mesprit, while luring and doing tons of damage to Pokemon that may try and wall Toxicroak and Arcanine. A real team player.
The EVs are fairly straightforward. I like my rhyperior to be fast because of all the speed creeping base 50s and 60s, max Atk is obvious, and the rest into HP. Now, I don't have enough HP to create 404 subs, but thankfully the people I play on the ladder are usually competent enough to not SToss a Subperior. Rhyperior brings in Milotic likes vinegar brings in flies (clever joke here for those in the know), which lets Toxicroak and Sceptile set up very easily indeed.
Roxi (poison lips)
Leftovers
Jolly
56 HP/200 Atk/252 Spe
-Swords Dance
-Low Kick
-Ice Punch
-Sucker Punch
Toxicroak was a massively underrated Pokemon when I made this team, and I am glad it has grown to achieve some of the recognition it deserves. Its stats don't suggest it, but it has amazing survivability when played properly (switching it into U-Turns causes a lot of hilarious rage) and it hits very hard indeed after a boost. The moves are chosen because they get amazing coverage and give Croak a strong priority attack to deal with would-be revenge killers, and the EVs are my own, created to eliminate the chances of being 3hko'd by a defensive Milotic's ice beam and 2hko'd by an offensive Milotic's, while also maximizing Leftovers and Rain recovery (which has saved my ass countless times), and I avoided dropping speed just because I hate missing speed ties with other Toxicroak and random Nidoking, and I need heavy investment to ensure I outrun Magmortar anyway so there's not a lot of point in not running max. Therefore, the HP EVs come out of attack...the difference has been minor, in my experience.
Toxicroak has some issues with Spiritomb and Weezing, who constantly try to burn it...of course, that's just an open invitation for the star player to come in!
Autumn (the fiery redhead)
Choice Band
Jolly
252 Atk/4 Def/252 Spe
-Flare Blitz
-ExtremeSpeed
-Thunder Fang
-Morning Sun
Unlike Toxicroak, everyone knows exactly how amazing Arcanine is...and amazing she is. If I manage to grab a Flash Fire boost, which is likely with all the fire attacks flying at Sceptile and Toxicroak, very little in the tier is safe. Hell, I've 2hko'd offensive Rhyperior with a boosted Flare Blitz before, and Milotic folds to it too. Even without a boost, it can take out Donphan and Weezing and other physical walls with consumate ease, while Thunder Fang really ruins the day of Milotics who try to get in for free. ExtremeSpeed is really what makes this set though; it is a very strong priority attack that can take out frail sweepers and clean up weakened teams at the drop of a hat.
There's not a lot more I can say about this baby. Standard sweeper spread, and basically its three good physical moves and a healing move in case I want to scout a switch without taking SR damage or pointless FB recoil. It works, and it's been my MVP more times than I can really count.
Scarlett (she pulls off the lipstick)
Life Orb
Timid
4 Def/252 SpA/252 Spe
-Leaf Storm
-Hidden Power [Ice]
-Substitute
-Leech Seed
I don't know anyone else who uses this set, which is a damn shame because it is amazing. Substitute + Life Orb might seem odd, but the fact is that Life Orb helps SubSeed Sceptile immensely. Most importantly, it can now 2hko Venusaur switch-ins all the time, regardless of whether it has Leftovers or not, as well as doing substantially more damage to predicted defensive Venusaur switch-ins, 2hkoing Houndoom with Leaf Storm, and lots more. The recoil isn't an issue because Sceptile invites so many switch-ins to Registeel, Chansey, Drapion, etc so it can seed them, recover HP, and switch to a counter. And unlike the Leftovers variant, it's not nearly as troubled by Clefable.
I run Timid and max speed because I love the utility it has against intelligent players who preserve late-game sweepers like Ambipom and Tauros. Life Orb also makes revenging these a cinch.
Sanaki (token goth)
Leftovers
Adamant
252 HP/252 Atk/4 SpD
-Shadow Sneak
-Pursuit
-Sucker Punch
-Will-O-Wisp
Spiritomb checks a wide variety of threats, from special-offense powerhouses like Nasty Plot Mismagius and Alakazam to physical attackers like Torterra, Rhyperior, and Swellow. It is a very effective redundant check to quite a few other Pokemon too, letting me beat them even if their dedicated counters are down (such as Scyther if Rhyperior went down). It has saved me from sweeps quite a few times.
EVs are fairly obvious. The moves allow Spiritomb to play plenty of mindgames with the opponent, and prediction skill pretty heavily affects how useful it is. Unfortunately, this Spiritomb is setup bait for a lot of Pokemon, the most dangerous of them by far being Moltres...although I can somewhat handle Moltres if I'm better than my opponent by Sucker Punching before Spiritomb goes down and leaving Moltres in SR kill range. Besides that, there's not a lot to say. Spiritomb is the most replaceable member of my team, but still not THAT replaceable just because without her I've faced embarrasing sweeps from Mismagius and Alakazam and Scyther countless times...
I guess she's also kind of pretty. For an unholy collection of undead spirits.
Okay that's all for now. This is my RMT and I hope you enjoyed it!
TAKE A BOW LADIES
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is it. I have finally decided to post my go-to bulky offense team for the past 4 metagames or so.
This team has consistently been in the top 5 on the leaderboard, and peaked at 1789 CRE during the metagame immediately after Froslass and Raikou were booted. I've been using it on and off since then, and now, given that Heracross is down and that I haven't been playing a whole lot anyway, I've finally decided to retire it
This is going to be a very text-heavy RMT. I will go very in-depth into how this team works and how each member should be played, as well as threats it has some issues with.
Team Building Process
When making this team, I knew I absolutely wanted Arcanine in it. If you guys didn't know, Arcanine is my favorite Pokemon and luckily it happens to be a very good one in UU, so I use it on all my serious teams. I decided to go with a Choice Band set using an Adamant nature and Flash Fire.

After that, I knew I needed something to deal with all the bulky waters and bulky Rock types that Arcanine would inevitably attract. I wanted this to be a fairly offensive team, so I chose a Specs Sceptile for its resistance to Ground and Water-type attacks, and its ability to put some serious holes into things with Leaf Storm.


At this point I was trying to decide on a Water type to complete the FWG core, but I was stuck between Feraligatr and Azumarill, so I decided to focus on some other team slots and come back to that later. I needed a lead, obviously. I am a firm believer in early-game Stealth Rock, but I hate suicide leads, so I knew I was going to go for a bulky stealth rock lead. I didn't want to go with Rhyperior, Regirock, or Uxie because this team really hates spikes (I'll get to this later), so I went with Mesprit, which has the power to ohko all common spikers (at the time, sash qwilfish wasn't very common) while also being able to consistently set up Stealth Rock against pretty much any non-Taunt lead.



Now that I had a lead, I needed to be able to deal with Pokemon the lead has issues with. Mespirit is given major issues by Spiritomb, Ambipom, Registeel, Houndoom, Chansey, and Clefable. Arcanine and Sceptile could both handle Houndoom in a pinch, and every other Pokemon on that list was covered by one single, amazing member of this team: Choice Band Rhyperior.




My team was shaping up fairly well at this point. Unfortunately, Rhyperior brought it with another weakness to Milotic and Venusaur, one of which Sceptile/Arcanine have trouble with. Finding a Pokemon who can handle both is rare...but find one I did. Toxicroak, with its cool typing and fantastic ability, handles Milotic very well and can take Venusaur in a pinch (after I sac Mesprit to sleep, usually). Swords Dance Toxicroak also had great offensive synergy with Rhyperior, as they tended to lure the same checks and counters; Rhyperior could rip apart Weezing, Tangrowth, and Slowbro for Croak to clean up, and vice versa.





I now had a lead, great offensive synergy and defensive synergy, and still had a slot left. The first thing I noticed was that fast, powerful special attackers like Alakazam and Nasty Plot Mismagius could give me some issues if the opponent plays properly. Swellow and Scyther were also problems if I mispredicted the U-Turn and sent Rhyperior in to eat pointless damage. Additionally, I had major issues with speed boosting sweepers once Mesprit was down and the team was softened up, so I decided I wanted a bulky Pokemon with priority and possibly status. I was considering CB Azumarill in the slot just to troll with 4 choice users when I realized that I could really do with a Spinblocker, and that Spiritomb was pretty much idea for dealing with the threats I had issues with. I couldn't Choice it unfortunately, so I just went with a bulky set with leftovers.
Post-Playtest
Playtesting for this team went very smoothly. One thing I quickly discovered was that having three choice users really screwed me with hazard-stacking teams, so I changed up Sceptile's set into a Life Orb SubSeed variant (yeah yeah I'll explain it in the next section) and turned Rhyperior into a Substitute variant. I then finally switched Arcanine to a Jolly nature after being Air Flinched for the last time. After that, I didn't need to make many changes, and this team has pretty much been at its final form for the past half-year or so!
An Intimate Acquaintance

Misty (Genderless, but definitely all woman in...spirit)
Leftovers
Modest
208 HP/244 SpA/56 Spe
-Psychic
-Thunderbolt/Grass Knot
-Stealth Rock
-Thunder Wave
Mesprit is a fantastic lead, because it is nearly as bulky as Uxie while being far more capable offensively. This is a set you won't find on the Mesprit analysis because that shit is really outdated, but it's one of Mesprit's best options.
The HP EVs let Mesprit hit a Leftovers number, the Spe EVs let it outrun max speed Modest Omastar and most Milotic/defensive Venusaur, and the SpA investment lets it hit very hard indeed. Mesprit matches up extremely well with every lead barring Ambipom, Spiritomb, and random Pursuit, and it can get up Stealth Rock against basically everything except Taunters (note: surviving a Scyther's CB U-Turn is pro). Often, I just get up Stealth Rock and switch out unless the opponent has something I really want to paralyze (like lead Moltres) because Mesprit makes a really great makeshift check to things like DD Feraligatr and Toxicroak, and also serves as sleep fodder for Venusaur. I also love that Mesprit lures in Registeel, because it's a great opportunity to get in Rhyperior virtually for free and start doing some major damage.

Rei (heart as hard as solid rock, but she's still my girl)
Leftovers
Adamant
88 HP/252 Atk/168 Spe
-Earthquake
-Rock Blast
-Megahorn
-Substitute
Rhyperior is such a fantastic Pokemon, and it fits particularly well on this team because otherwise Normal-types like Tauros and Kanghaskhan pretty easily rip me a new one. It gets a lot of switch in opportunities against Pokemon that try and wall Sceptile and Mesprit, while luring and doing tons of damage to Pokemon that may try and wall Toxicroak and Arcanine. A real team player.
The EVs are fairly straightforward. I like my rhyperior to be fast because of all the speed creeping base 50s and 60s, max Atk is obvious, and the rest into HP. Now, I don't have enough HP to create 404 subs, but thankfully the people I play on the ladder are usually competent enough to not SToss a Subperior. Rhyperior brings in Milotic likes vinegar brings in flies (clever joke here for those in the know), which lets Toxicroak and Sceptile set up very easily indeed.

Roxi (poison lips)
Leftovers
Jolly
56 HP/200 Atk/252 Spe
-Swords Dance
-Low Kick
-Ice Punch
-Sucker Punch
Toxicroak was a massively underrated Pokemon when I made this team, and I am glad it has grown to achieve some of the recognition it deserves. Its stats don't suggest it, but it has amazing survivability when played properly (switching it into U-Turns causes a lot of hilarious rage) and it hits very hard indeed after a boost. The moves are chosen because they get amazing coverage and give Croak a strong priority attack to deal with would-be revenge killers, and the EVs are my own, created to eliminate the chances of being 3hko'd by a defensive Milotic's ice beam and 2hko'd by an offensive Milotic's, while also maximizing Leftovers and Rain recovery (which has saved my ass countless times), and I avoided dropping speed just because I hate missing speed ties with other Toxicroak and random Nidoking, and I need heavy investment to ensure I outrun Magmortar anyway so there's not a lot of point in not running max. Therefore, the HP EVs come out of attack...the difference has been minor, in my experience.
Toxicroak has some issues with Spiritomb and Weezing, who constantly try to burn it...of course, that's just an open invitation for the star player to come in!

Autumn (the fiery redhead)
Choice Band
Jolly
252 Atk/4 Def/252 Spe
-Flare Blitz
-ExtremeSpeed
-Thunder Fang
-Morning Sun
Unlike Toxicroak, everyone knows exactly how amazing Arcanine is...and amazing she is. If I manage to grab a Flash Fire boost, which is likely with all the fire attacks flying at Sceptile and Toxicroak, very little in the tier is safe. Hell, I've 2hko'd offensive Rhyperior with a boosted Flare Blitz before, and Milotic folds to it too. Even without a boost, it can take out Donphan and Weezing and other physical walls with consumate ease, while Thunder Fang really ruins the day of Milotics who try to get in for free. ExtremeSpeed is really what makes this set though; it is a very strong priority attack that can take out frail sweepers and clean up weakened teams at the drop of a hat.
There's not a lot more I can say about this baby. Standard sweeper spread, and basically its three good physical moves and a healing move in case I want to scout a switch without taking SR damage or pointless FB recoil. It works, and it's been my MVP more times than I can really count.

Scarlett (she pulls off the lipstick)
Life Orb
Timid
4 Def/252 SpA/252 Spe
-Leaf Storm
-Hidden Power [Ice]
-Substitute
-Leech Seed
I don't know anyone else who uses this set, which is a damn shame because it is amazing. Substitute + Life Orb might seem odd, but the fact is that Life Orb helps SubSeed Sceptile immensely. Most importantly, it can now 2hko Venusaur switch-ins all the time, regardless of whether it has Leftovers or not, as well as doing substantially more damage to predicted defensive Venusaur switch-ins, 2hkoing Houndoom with Leaf Storm, and lots more. The recoil isn't an issue because Sceptile invites so many switch-ins to Registeel, Chansey, Drapion, etc so it can seed them, recover HP, and switch to a counter. And unlike the Leftovers variant, it's not nearly as troubled by Clefable.
I run Timid and max speed because I love the utility it has against intelligent players who preserve late-game sweepers like Ambipom and Tauros. Life Orb also makes revenging these a cinch.

Sanaki (token goth)
Leftovers
Adamant
252 HP/252 Atk/4 SpD
-Shadow Sneak
-Pursuit
-Sucker Punch
-Will-O-Wisp
Spiritomb checks a wide variety of threats, from special-offense powerhouses like Nasty Plot Mismagius and Alakazam to physical attackers like Torterra, Rhyperior, and Swellow. It is a very effective redundant check to quite a few other Pokemon too, letting me beat them even if their dedicated counters are down (such as Scyther if Rhyperior went down). It has saved me from sweeps quite a few times.
EVs are fairly obvious. The moves allow Spiritomb to play plenty of mindgames with the opponent, and prediction skill pretty heavily affects how useful it is. Unfortunately, this Spiritomb is setup bait for a lot of Pokemon, the most dangerous of them by far being Moltres...although I can somewhat handle Moltres if I'm better than my opponent by Sucker Punching before Spiritomb goes down and leaving Moltres in SR kill range. Besides that, there's not a lot to say. Spiritomb is the most replaceable member of my team, but still not THAT replaceable just because without her I've faced embarrasing sweeps from Mismagius and Alakazam and Scyther countless times...
I guess she's also kind of pretty. For an unholy collection of undead spirits.
Okay that's all for now. This is my RMT and I hope you enjoyed it!
TAKE A BOW LADIES





