Gloves are hand socks

[TheSnoom]

Try to describe something in the dumbest way possible
Examples
A carpet is just fuzzy ceiling on the floor.
A gun is just an unalive remote
A giraffe is just a tall colorful horse

 

[ThatOneSpork]

A desk is just an tall, wide chair with no back.

 

[Coeur7]

ANADEW: German (well, it's "hand shoe")
See also this (they get better as it goes on imo)

 

[Fopo]

A peacock is just a disco turkey.

 

[Fusion Flare]

ferrothorn is just this

 

[mf]

milk is just cow pus

 

[TheSnoom]

Penguins are just business geese
Fruit is just plant meat

 

[CaffeineBoost]

Dear future investors,

I have an incredible product to show you! What if we took socks and made them more like gloves? This sock snugly fits on every toe!
I also have a great name for my invention! I call them "sloves"! Glocks are already a thing.

Hope to hear from you soon.

 

[Fopo]

A cicada is just a clockroach.

 

[BP]

Accounting is just sudoku with extra steps

 

[TheSnoom]

Flowers are plant genitals