After getting pwnd on Shoddy Battle my first day of playing (by about 5252532 specmences), I came back the next day with a new party member. Blissey. Yeah, I hate her. Everyone hates her. But I finally got to see why she truly is a force to be reckoned with.
Pariah's team of pwn
Mismagius
Yanmega
Machamp
Honchkrow
Hippowdon
Empoleon
BoSoxorz' horribly OU team
Tyranitar
Rhyperior
Skarmory
Blissey
Lucario
Garchomp
(I won't mention leftover/sandstorm damage unless it's important)
Pariah sent out Mismagius!
BoSoxorz send out Tyranitar!
A Sandstorm brewed!
Alright, a Mismagius. I've only face one twice. The first was a meanlook-perishsonger, and the other was a special sweeper. I assume this is the latter...
Pariah switched in Empoleon!
BoSoxorz switched in Blissey!
>_> Oh... kay. I guess I should have just used DD or EQ right there. Oh well.
Pariah switched in Machamp!
Blissey used Calm Mind!
Oh gawd. Time to switch.
BoSoxorz switched to Skarmory!
Machamp used Dynamic Punch!(30%)
Skarmory is confused!
It could have been worse I guess. My whole team is fighting weak, so switching out really isn't an option.
Skarmory hurt itself in confusion!
Machamp used Stone Edge!(20%)
Damn confusion and it's confusing abilities. I'm on a mission to set up stealth rocks, and I'll get it done eventually...
Skarmory snapped out of confusion!
Skarmory used roost!(full health)
Machamp used ice punch!(7%)
Now just gotta lay down the rocks.
Pariah switched to Mismagius!
Skarmory used stealth rocks!
Pointed stones float in the air
Alright... he had to have switched in for a thunderbolt. Time for some scarfchomping.
BoSoxorz switched in Garchomp!
Mismagius used thunderbolt! It doesn't effect Garchomp...
Good stuff. Time to go berserk.
Pariah switched to Hippowdon!
Garchomp used Outrage(53%)
Gotta love Garchomp. One more Outrage and he should be down for the count.
Pariah switched in Empoleon!
Garchomp used Outrage!(37%)
Fuck. I'm locked in, and about to get icebeamed to hell.
Garchomp used Outrage!(37%)
Empoleon used icebeam!(104%)
5-6
Oh well. I did some good damage to a bunch of his pogeymanz.
BoSoxorz switched in Lucario!
Pariah switched in Yanmega!
Pointed stones dug into Yanmega(50%)
Lucario used Aura Sphere!(28%)
Yanmegas speed rose
Almost down, but not quite. I'm locked in with choice specs, and I don't feel like switching out.
Yanmega used protect!
Lucario used Aura Sphere, attack missed!
Yanmegas speed rose
Okay, well... this turn I should be able to take him down...
Yanmega used Hypnosis!
Lucario is fast asleep!
Yanmegas speed boosted!
God damn. If he didn't have leftovers, my sandstorm would have killed him a long time ago. Time to switch.
BoSoxorz switched to Skarmory!
Yanmega used Air Slash!(23%)
Yanmega used protect!
Skarmory used whirlwind! But it failed...
Yanmega used Air Slash!(23%)
Skamory used Whirlwind!
Machamp got switched in!
Not who I wanted to see after all of that. At least I have my only counter for him out.
Skarmory used Roost!
Machamp used Dynamic Punch!(57%)
Skarmory is confused!
... All of a sudden I'm taking more damage. Gawd.
Skarmory is confused! Skarmory used roost!
Machamp used Dynamic Punch! Critical hit!(107%)
4-6
Now I'm boned.
BoSoxorz switched in Lucario!
Lucario is fast asleep...
Machamp used Dynamic Punch! (159%)
3-6
Wow... I don't know what I was thinking.
BoSoxorz switched in Rhyperior!
Machamp used Dynamic punch! (63%)
Rhyperior is confused!
Rhyperior used Earthquake! (104%)
3-5
Wow, even with CB I barely took him out. That was too close...
Pariah switched in Honchcrow!
Pointed stones dug into Honchcrow!(25%)
BoSoxorz switched to Tyranitar!
Honchcrow used suckerpunch! But it failed...
Good call by me. I really don't know what to expect, so I Taunt...
Pariah switch to Hippowdon!
Pointed stones dug into Hippowdon(6%)
Tyranitar used Taunt!
Not who I wanted to Taunt... and I don't really have a counter to switch to.
Tyranitar used Earthquake! (35%)
Hippowdon used Earthquake! (85%)
(10% Life orb damage to Tyranitar)
Alright, if I EQ, we both die. I try to predict a switch back to the crow
Tyranitar used Earthquake! (26%)
Hippowdon fainted!
Tyranitar fainted!
2-4
An alright trade for me I guess. I took down the two biggest threats, lets see if I can mount a comeback.
Pariah switched in Mismagius!
BoSoxorz switched in Blissey!
Pointed stones dig into Mismagius! (12%)
Mismagius used Thunderwave! Blissey is paralyzed!
Blissey is Paralyzed!
GREAT! I don't have nature cure, so I'm stuck in this state.
Pariah switched in Honchcrow!
Pointed stones dig into Honchcrow(25%)
Blissey if paralyzed!
Wow. If I ever was going to call hax, it would be now.
Honchcrow used roost(75%)
Blissey used icebeam(35%)
Honchcrow was frozen solid!
Ah, I got hax on my side now.
Pariah sent in Empoleon!
Blissey is paralyzed!
... And so begins a sequence of ten turns or so of him used aquaring and surf, and me using a combination of softboiled, calm mind, and being paralyzed... eventually I get to +4 and he gets full health.
Empoleon used surf! (6%)
Blissey used thunderbolt!(60%)
Empoleon used surf! (8%)
Blissey used thunderbolt!(68%)
2-3
Don't call it a comeback!
Pariah switched in Honchcrow!
Pointed stones... (25%)
Honchcrow is frozen solid!
Blissey used icebeam(143%)
2-2
Only two to go...
Pariah switched in Yanmega!
Pointed stones... (50%)
2-1
I knew that stealthrocks would help me in the long run. Thank God for Skarmory.
Pariah sent in Mismagius!
Pointed stones... (12%)
Mismagius used thunderbolt!(4%)
Blissey is paralyzed!
Mismagius used thunderbolt!(4%)
Blissey used icebeam!(64%)
2-0
Pariah:Go go Blissey
Pariah has left the room
And there it is. One of the closest battles I've ever played. Blissey truly is a beast.
Props
- Pariah, great team with a bunch of Pokemon not commonly used
- Stealthrocks, for taking out Yanmega
- Blissey, for being a God
Slops
- My prediction skills failing
- Lucario, for falling asleep on the job and then dying.
- Blissey, for being a God... seriously, they need to nerf Blissey.
Pariah's team of pwn
Mismagius
Yanmega
Machamp
Honchkrow
Hippowdon
Empoleon
BoSoxorz' horribly OU team
Tyranitar
Rhyperior
Skarmory
Blissey
Lucario
Garchomp
(I won't mention leftover/sandstorm damage unless it's important)
Pariah sent out Mismagius!
BoSoxorz send out Tyranitar!
A Sandstorm brewed!
Alright, a Mismagius. I've only face one twice. The first was a meanlook-perishsonger, and the other was a special sweeper. I assume this is the latter...
Pariah switched in Empoleon!
BoSoxorz switched in Blissey!
>_> Oh... kay. I guess I should have just used DD or EQ right there. Oh well.
Pariah switched in Machamp!
Blissey used Calm Mind!
Oh gawd. Time to switch.
BoSoxorz switched to Skarmory!
Machamp used Dynamic Punch!(30%)
Skarmory is confused!
It could have been worse I guess. My whole team is fighting weak, so switching out really isn't an option.
Skarmory hurt itself in confusion!
Machamp used Stone Edge!(20%)
Damn confusion and it's confusing abilities. I'm on a mission to set up stealth rocks, and I'll get it done eventually...
Skarmory snapped out of confusion!
Skarmory used roost!(full health)
Machamp used ice punch!(7%)
Now just gotta lay down the rocks.
Pariah switched to Mismagius!
Skarmory used stealth rocks!
Pointed stones float in the air
Alright... he had to have switched in for a thunderbolt. Time for some scarfchomping.
BoSoxorz switched in Garchomp!
Mismagius used thunderbolt! It doesn't effect Garchomp...
Good stuff. Time to go berserk.
Pariah switched to Hippowdon!
Garchomp used Outrage(53%)
Gotta love Garchomp. One more Outrage and he should be down for the count.
Pariah switched in Empoleon!
Garchomp used Outrage!(37%)
Fuck. I'm locked in, and about to get icebeamed to hell.
Garchomp used Outrage!(37%)
Empoleon used icebeam!(104%)
5-6
Oh well. I did some good damage to a bunch of his pogeymanz.
BoSoxorz switched in Lucario!
Pariah switched in Yanmega!
Pointed stones dug into Yanmega(50%)
Lucario used Aura Sphere!(28%)
Yanmegas speed rose
Almost down, but not quite. I'm locked in with choice specs, and I don't feel like switching out.
Yanmega used protect!
Lucario used Aura Sphere, attack missed!
Yanmegas speed rose
Okay, well... this turn I should be able to take him down...
Yanmega used Hypnosis!
Lucario is fast asleep!
Yanmegas speed boosted!
God damn. If he didn't have leftovers, my sandstorm would have killed him a long time ago. Time to switch.
BoSoxorz switched to Skarmory!
Yanmega used Air Slash!(23%)
Yanmega used protect!
Skarmory used whirlwind! But it failed...
Yanmega used Air Slash!(23%)
Skamory used Whirlwind!
Machamp got switched in!
Not who I wanted to see after all of that. At least I have my only counter for him out.
Skarmory used Roost!
Machamp used Dynamic Punch!(57%)
Skarmory is confused!
... All of a sudden I'm taking more damage. Gawd.
Skarmory is confused! Skarmory used roost!
Machamp used Dynamic Punch! Critical hit!(107%)
4-6
Now I'm boned.
BoSoxorz switched in Lucario!
Lucario is fast asleep...
Machamp used Dynamic Punch! (159%)
3-6
Wow... I don't know what I was thinking.
BoSoxorz switched in Rhyperior!
Machamp used Dynamic punch! (63%)
Rhyperior is confused!
Rhyperior used Earthquake! (104%)
3-5
Wow, even with CB I barely took him out. That was too close...
Pariah switched in Honchcrow!
Pointed stones dug into Honchcrow!(25%)
BoSoxorz switched to Tyranitar!
Honchcrow used suckerpunch! But it failed...
Good call by me. I really don't know what to expect, so I Taunt...
Pariah switch to Hippowdon!
Pointed stones dug into Hippowdon(6%)
Tyranitar used Taunt!
Not who I wanted to Taunt... and I don't really have a counter to switch to.
Tyranitar used Earthquake! (35%)
Hippowdon used Earthquake! (85%)
(10% Life orb damage to Tyranitar)
Alright, if I EQ, we both die. I try to predict a switch back to the crow
Tyranitar used Earthquake! (26%)
Hippowdon fainted!
Tyranitar fainted!
2-4
An alright trade for me I guess. I took down the two biggest threats, lets see if I can mount a comeback.
Pariah switched in Mismagius!
BoSoxorz switched in Blissey!
Pointed stones dig into Mismagius! (12%)
Mismagius used Thunderwave! Blissey is paralyzed!
Blissey is Paralyzed!
GREAT! I don't have nature cure, so I'm stuck in this state.
Pariah switched in Honchcrow!
Pointed stones dig into Honchcrow(25%)
Blissey if paralyzed!
Wow. If I ever was going to call hax, it would be now.
Honchcrow used roost(75%)
Blissey used icebeam(35%)
Honchcrow was frozen solid!
Ah, I got hax on my side now.
Pariah sent in Empoleon!
Blissey is paralyzed!
... And so begins a sequence of ten turns or so of him used aquaring and surf, and me using a combination of softboiled, calm mind, and being paralyzed... eventually I get to +4 and he gets full health.
Empoleon used surf! (6%)
Blissey used thunderbolt!(60%)
Empoleon used surf! (8%)
Blissey used thunderbolt!(68%)
2-3
Don't call it a comeback!
Pariah switched in Honchcrow!
Pointed stones... (25%)
Honchcrow is frozen solid!
Blissey used icebeam(143%)
2-2
Only two to go...
Pariah switched in Yanmega!
Pointed stones... (50%)
2-1
I knew that stealthrocks would help me in the long run. Thank God for Skarmory.
Pariah sent in Mismagius!
Pointed stones... (12%)
Mismagius used thunderbolt!(4%)
Blissey is paralyzed!
Mismagius used thunderbolt!(4%)
Blissey used icebeam!(64%)
2-0
Pariah:Go go Blissey
Pariah has left the room
And there it is. One of the closest battles I've ever played. Blissey truly is a beast.
Props
- Pariah, great team with a bunch of Pokemon not commonly used
- Stealthrocks, for taking out Yanmega
- Blissey, for being a God
Slops
- My prediction skills failing
- Lucario, for falling asleep on the job and then dying.
- Blissey, for being a God... seriously, they need to nerf Blissey.
