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The thing I’ve never gotten is why the text is actually green. Don’t answer me though I don’t want to know, some things in life are best kept mysteries. Anyway…
>be me, 2016
>pretty checked out of competitive Pokemon but still use Smogon sometimes to shitpost
>more into Smash these days
>not good enough for Melee so I try Smash 4
>try all the characters and like Jigglypuff the best
>beat everyone in my dorm
>chad.jpg
>feeling good enough to enter first “real” Smash tournament
>check tier list
>Jigglypuff dead last
>imindanger.jpg
>go anyway, wear Smogon t-shirt because I play a Pokemon character lul
>first match against highly seeded Yoshi player, nervous
>he looks at me and says “you like Smogon?”
>”yes”
>he turns to the small crowd and says “boo this guy, he’s a Smogon elitist”
>mfw they actually do
>palms sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
>get destroyed
>he doesn’t shake my hand
>went from chad.jpg to virgin.jpg real quick
>next match in loser’s, Marth player who is about my skill level
>”hey it’s the Smogon guy”
>crowd boos again
>notlikethis.jpg
>get shook, lose game one badly
>switch to Captain Falcon to win the crowd over
>maybe they’re saying “phoooopes” not “booooo”
>they’re definitely booing
>game two is much closer
>last stock, both of us at high percent
>I SD through the Smashville platform
>mom’s spaghetti
>crowd erupts
>quick 0-2 elimination
>the haters said I couldn’t do it and they were right
>honestly a good call from the haters
>feelsbadman.jpg
>go back to dorm
>”how’d you do?”
>I have brought shame and dishonor upon my family
>swear off wearing the Smogon shirt ever again
…
>years later, still a Smogon shitposter
>get way too into it
>become Smogoff moderator
>get sucked back into playing competitive ‘mons again
>become RBY moderator
>get way too into it
>become RoA leader
>get way too into it
>become Smogon super moderator
>get way too into it
>months pass, it is now late Christmas Eve
>tournament policy subforum is having a meltdown
>I am a Smogon super moderator actively moderating tournament policy subforum on Christmas Eve
>save the day
>chad.jpg
>get up from my computer to get ready for bed
>look in mirror
>my “sleep shirt” is my Smogon t-shirt
>flashback to the Smash tournament from seven years ago
>realize what I just did
>virgin.jpg
>mfw I am the Smogon elitist
>be me, 2016
>pretty checked out of competitive Pokemon but still use Smogon sometimes to shitpost
>more into Smash these days
>not good enough for Melee so I try Smash 4
>try all the characters and like Jigglypuff the best
>beat everyone in my dorm
>chad.jpg
>feeling good enough to enter first “real” Smash tournament
>check tier list
>Jigglypuff dead last
>imindanger.jpg
>go anyway, wear Smogon t-shirt because I play a Pokemon character lul
>first match against highly seeded Yoshi player, nervous
>he looks at me and says “you like Smogon?”
>”yes”
>he turns to the small crowd and says “boo this guy, he’s a Smogon elitist”
>mfw they actually do
>palms sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
>get destroyed
>he doesn’t shake my hand
>went from chad.jpg to virgin.jpg real quick
>next match in loser’s, Marth player who is about my skill level
>”hey it’s the Smogon guy”
>crowd boos again
>notlikethis.jpg
>get shook, lose game one badly
>switch to Captain Falcon to win the crowd over
>maybe they’re saying “phoooopes” not “booooo”
>they’re definitely booing
>game two is much closer
>last stock, both of us at high percent
>I SD through the Smashville platform
>mom’s spaghetti
>crowd erupts
>quick 0-2 elimination
>the haters said I couldn’t do it and they were right
>honestly a good call from the haters
>feelsbadman.jpg
>go back to dorm
>”how’d you do?”
>I have brought shame and dishonor upon my family
>swear off wearing the Smogon shirt ever again
…
>years later, still a Smogon shitposter
>get way too into it
>become Smogoff moderator
>get sucked back into playing competitive ‘mons again
>become RBY moderator
>get way too into it
>become RoA leader
>get way too into it
>become Smogon super moderator
>get way too into it
>months pass, it is now late Christmas Eve
>tournament policy subforum is having a meltdown
>I am a Smogon super moderator actively moderating tournament policy subforum on Christmas Eve
>save the day
>chad.jpg
>get up from my computer to get ready for bed
>look in mirror
>my “sleep shirt” is my Smogon t-shirt
>flashback to the Smash tournament from seven years ago
>realize what I just did
>virgin.jpg
>mfw I am the Smogon elitist
due to being an internet hoarder i have tons of these saved, but it turns out most 4chan greentexts are homophobic, rapey, unfunny or a mixture of all three from the perspective of someone who's 15 years older than the person who saved them so here's a few that i think have stood the test of time
This text is green!
>Be me
>Play Pokemon Sun for the first time, its a fantastic game
>Find a Ledian and catch it, it becomes my favorite pokemon and I get attached.
>I beat the alola league with it in my team
>Fast forward to sword and shield, I get shield because I prefer Zamazenta
>I find out it isn’t in gen 8
>”Maybe it’s because of this generation’s regional dex, it’ll surely come back in Gen 9!
>Wait until gen 9, I play through Violet (Which is alot better storywise compared to Shield)
>It still hasn’t come back
>wtf
>Mfw no Ledian
>Mfw I’ve wasted 9 years of my life waiting for my favorite pokemon to come back
>Play Pokemon Sun for the first time, its a fantastic game
>Find a Ledian and catch it, it becomes my favorite pokemon and I get attached.
>I beat the alola league with it in my team
>Fast forward to sword and shield, I get shield because I prefer Zamazenta
>I find out it isn’t in gen 8
>”Maybe it’s because of this generation’s regional dex, it’ll surely come back in Gen 9!
>Wait until gen 9, I play through Violet (Which is alot better storywise compared to Shield)
>It still hasn’t come back
>wtf
>Mfw no Ledian
>Mfw I’ve wasted 9 years of my life waiting for my favorite pokemon to come back
