I couldn't get into the Official Shoddy server, so I took my battle craving to the GameFAQs server, where someone was asking for a UU battle. I challenged him.
By the way, his name was actually two strange characters, but I don't remember what they were and I probably don't know how to do them.
My team of UU Dudes
Hitmontop, Pikachu, Typhlosion, Vespiquen, Persian, Meganium
?? Mystery Squad (in order of appearance)
Shuckle, Golduck, Rotom, Toxicroak, Vespiquen*, Hypno
Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause
?? sent out Fuckle Shuckle Returns: (lvl 100 Shuckle ?).
groggy_realm sent out Hitmontop (lvl 100 Hitmontop ?).
Hitmontop used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Shuckle lost 9% of its health.
Hitmontop lost 10% of its health.
Shuckle flinched!
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
I open with a Fake Out, which ended up hurting me more due to Life Orb.
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Hitmontop used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
Shuckle lost 37% of its health.
Hitmontop lost 10% of its health.
Shuckle used Knock Off.
Shuckle knocked off foe Hitmontop's Life Orb!
It's not very effective...
Hitmontop lost 1% of its health.
Fuckle Shuckle Returns:'s leftovers restored its health a little!
Fuckle Shuckle Returns: restored 6% of its health.
Nice damage from Bullet Punch, but alas it shall not last long due to Knock Off.
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Hitmontop used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
Shuckle lost 28% of its health.
Shuckle used Encore.
Hitmontop got an encore!
Still did decent damage, why he encored, I'll never know.
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Hitmontop used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
Shuckle lost 19% of its health.
Shuckle used Rest.
Shuckle fell asleep!
Shuckle restored 75% of its health.
Probably should have swiched here, but was worried about losing another important item.
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?? switched in Reduck: (lvl 100 Golduck ?).
groggy_realm switched in Pikachu (lvl 100 Pikachu ?).
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?? switched in Latomu: (lvl 100 Rotom).
Pikachu used Substitute.
Pikachu lost 25% of its health.
Pikachu made a substitute!
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Rotom used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Pikachu!
Pikachu's substitute faded!
Pikachu used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Rotom lost 44% of its health.
Rotom is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Got some hax here. Doesn't play a huge part but thankful, none the less.
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??: hax
Pikachu used Substitute.
Pikachu lost 25% of its health.
Pikachu made a substitute!
Rotom used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Pikachu!
Pikachu's substitute faded!
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Pikachu used Substitute.
Pikachu lost 25% of its health.
Pikachu made a substitute!
Rotom used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Pikachu!
Pikachu's substitute faded!
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Pikachu used Substitute.
Pikachu lost 25% of its health.
Pikachu made a substitute!
Rotom is paralysed! It can't move!
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Pikachu used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Rotom lost 47% of its health.
Rotom used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Pikachu!
Pikachu's substitute faded! (1%)
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Pikachu used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Rotom lost 43% of its health.
??'s Rotom fainted.
Rotom goes down.
6-5 Groggy_Realm
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?? switched in Burber: (lvl 100 Toxicroak ?).
Toxicroak used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Pikachu lost 26% of its health.
groggy_realm's Pikachu fainted.
Shame, but Pika didn't get to set up a sub and wreak havoc with T-Bolt and Focus Punch, oh well.
5-5 Tie
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groggy_realm switched in Typhlosion (lvl 100 Typhlosion ?).
?? switched in Reduck: (lvl 100 Golduck ?).
Typhlosion used Eruption.
It's not very effective...
Golduck lost 51% of its health.
Golduck's leftovers restored its health a little!
Golduck restored 6% of its health.
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groggy_realm switched in Hitmontop (lvl 100 Hitmontop ?).
Golduck used Hypnosis.
Hitmontop fell asleep!
Figured a Surf or Hypnosis, and he seemed like the most useless right now.
---
Hitmontop is fast asleep!
Golduck used Calm Mind.
Golduck's special attack was raised.
Golduck's special defence was raised.
---
Hitmontop is fast asleep!
Golduck used Surf.
Hitmontop lost 60% of its health.
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Hitmontop is fast asleep!
Golduck used Surf.
Hitmontop lost 57% of its health.
groggy_realm's Hitmontop fainted.
Pretty poor play by me.
5-4 ??
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groggy_realm switched in Typhlosion (lvl 100 Typhlosion ?).
groggy_realm switched in Vespiquen (lvl 100 Vespiquen ?).
Vespiquen is exerting its pressure!
Golduck used Surf.
Vespiquen lost 54% of its health.
Vespiquen's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vespiquen restored 6% of its health.
Typlosion was an accident, seemingly costly.
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Golduck used Surf.
A critical hit!
Vespiquen lost 109% of its health.
groggy_realm's Vespiquen fainted.
Golduck's leftovers restored its health a little!
Golduck restored 6% of its health.
Poor Vespiquen.
5-3 ??
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groggy_realm switched in Persian (lvl 100 Persian ?).
Persian used Nasty Plot.
Persian's special attack was sharply raised.
Reduck: used Surf.
Persian lost 94% of its health.
Reduck:'s leftovers restored its health a little!
Reduck: restored 6% of its health.
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Persian used Dark Pulse.
Reduck: lost 42% of its health.
Persian lost 10% of its health.
groggy_realm's Persian fainted.
Golduck used Surf.
But there was no target!
I was backed into a wall and didn't know what to do. Hoped for a flinch but nope.
5-2 ??
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groggy_realm switched in Meganium (lvl 100 Meganium ?).
Golduck used Hypnosis.
Meganium fell asleep!
Meganium is fast asleep!
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Golduck used Calm Mind.
Golduck's special attack was raised.
Golduck's special defence was raised.
Meganium is fast asleep!
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?? switched in Taiste: (lvl 100 Vespiquen ?).
Vespiquen is exerting its pressure!
Meganium woke up!
Meganium used Energy Ball.
It's not very effective...
Vespiquen* lost 6% of its health.
Vespiquen*'s leftovers restored its health a little!
Vespiquen* restored 6% of its health.
I don't know how he really predicted the wake up, but it doesn't matter.
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?? switched in Fuckle Shuckle Returns: (lvl 100 Shuckle ?).
Meganium used Toxic.
But it failed!
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groggy_realm switched in Typhlosion (lvl 100 Typhlosion ?).
Fuckle Shuckle Returns: is fast asleep!
I want to kill Shuckle, now.
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?? switched in Reduck: (lvl 100 Golduck ?).
Typhlosion used Eruption.
It's not very effective...
Golduck lost 51% of its health.
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Typhlosion used Eruption.
It's not very effective...
Reduck: lost 47% of its health.
??'s Reduck: fainted.
Golduck works too.
4-2 ??
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?? switched in Hypno (lvl 100 Hypno ?).
groggy_realm switched in Meganium (lvl 100 Meganium ?).
Hypno used Thunder Wave.
Meganium is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
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Hypno used Seismic Toss.
Meganium lost 28% of its health.
Meganium used Toxic.
Meganium's attack missed!
Meganium's leftovers restored its health a little!
Meganium restored 6% of its health.
Tough miss, but it doesn't matter much.
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?? switched in Fuckle Shuckle Returns: (lvl 100 Shuckle ?).
Meganium used Toxic.
But it failed!
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groggy_realm switched in Typhlosion (lvl 100 Typhlosion ?).
Fuckle Shuckle Returns: is fast asleep!
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Typhlosion used Eruption.
Shuckle: lost 57% of its health.
Shuckle woke up!
Shuckle used Toxic.
Typhlosion was badly poisoned!
Typhlosion is hurt by poison!
Typhlosion lost 6% of its health.
Gotta do something with him fast. Eruption will be getting weak soon.
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Typhlosion used Eruption.
Shuckle lost 54% of its health.
??'s Shuckle fainted.
Typhlosion is hurt by poison!
Typhlosion lost 12% of its health.
Good, I needed him dead.
3-2 ??
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?? switched in Burber: (lvl 100 Toxicroak ?).
Typhlosion used Eruption.
Toxicroak lost 104% of its health.
Toxicroak hung on using its Focus Sash!
Toxicroak used Swords Dance.
Toxicroak's attack was sharply raised.
Typhlosion is hurt by poison!
Typhlosion lost 19% of its health.
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Toxicroak used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Typhlosion lost 19% of its health.
Typhlosion used Eruption.
Toxicroak lost 56% of its health.
??'s Toxicroak fainted.
Typhlosion is hurt by poison!
Typhlosion lost 25% of its health.
Bad play by him. Surely he had another move he could have KOed me with the first turn he came in.
2-2 Tie
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?? switched in Hypno (lvl 100 Hypno ?).
groggy_realm switched in Meganium (lvl 100 Meganium ?).
Hypno used Seismic Toss.
Meganium lost 28% of its health.
Meganium's leftovers restored its health a little!
Meganium restored 6% of its health.
Had to switch. Typhlosion could be useful with his scarf.
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?? switched in Vespiquen* (lvl 100 Vespiquen ?).
Vespiquen is exerting its pressure!
Meganium is paralysed! It can't move!
Vespiquen*'s leftovers restored its health a little!
Vespiquen* restored 6% of its health.
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Vespiquen* used Attack Order.
It's super effective!
Meganium lost 38% of its health.
Meganium used Aromatherapy.
Typhlosion isn't poisoned and Meganium no longer paralyzed.
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Meganium used Synthesis.
Meganium restored 50% of its health.
Vespiquen* used Attack Order.
It's super effective!
Meganium lost 39% of its health.
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??: gg I can't take this down.
groggy_realm: lets finish
??: fine.
Meganium used Toxic.
Vespiquen* was badly poisoned!
Vespiquen* used Defend Order.
Vespiquen*'s defence was raised.
Vespiquen*'s special defence was raised.
Vespiquen* is hurt by poison!
Vespiquen* lost 6% of its health.
He is poisoned. It won't last much longer.
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Meganium used Synthesis.
Meganium restored 50% of its health.
Vespiquen* used Attack Order.
It's super effective!
Meganium lost 38% of its health.
Vespiquen* is hurt by poison!
Vespiquen* lost 12% of its health.
---
Meganium used Synthesis.
Meganium restored 50% of its health.
Vespiquen* used Attack Order.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Meganium lost 79% of its health.
Vespiquen* is hurt by poison!
Vespiquen* lost 19% of its health.
Scary critical. Survived though.
---
Meganium used Synthesis.
Meganium restored 50% of its health.
Vespiquen* used Attack Order.
It's super effective!
Meganium lost 37% of its health.
Vespiquen* is hurt by poison!
Vespiquen* lost 25% of its health.
---
Meganium used Synthesis.
Meganium restored 50% of its health.
Vespiquen* used Attack Order.
It's super effective!
Meganium lost 38% of its health.
Vespiquen* is hurt by poison!
Vespiquen* lost 27% of its health.
??'s Vespiquen fainted.
Outstalled. I got this in the bag.
2-1 Groggy_Realm
?? Fled!
PROPS:
- Typhlosion for being an absolute monster, KOing 3 Pokemon.
- My opponent for a pretty sweet UU battle.
- Meganium for staying sturdy and waking up when I needed it to.
- Me for winning =)
- Pikachu for getting some hax.
- His Golduck for being cool.
SLOPS:
- My opponent for leaving.
- Hitmontop and my Vespiquen for being pretty useless.
- Persian for being mediocre and not doing anything.
- Pikachu for not setting up a sub with encore and pwning everything.
By the way, his name was actually two strange characters, but I don't remember what they were and I probably don't know how to do them.
My team of UU Dudes
Hitmontop, Pikachu, Typhlosion, Vespiquen, Persian, Meganium
?? Mystery Squad (in order of appearance)
Shuckle, Golduck, Rotom, Toxicroak, Vespiquen*, Hypno
Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause
?? sent out Fuckle Shuckle Returns: (lvl 100 Shuckle ?).
groggy_realm sent out Hitmontop (lvl 100 Hitmontop ?).
Hitmontop used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Shuckle lost 9% of its health.
Hitmontop lost 10% of its health.
Shuckle flinched!
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
I open with a Fake Out, which ended up hurting me more due to Life Orb.
---
Hitmontop used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
Shuckle lost 37% of its health.
Hitmontop lost 10% of its health.
Shuckle used Knock Off.
Shuckle knocked off foe Hitmontop's Life Orb!
It's not very effective...
Hitmontop lost 1% of its health.
Fuckle Shuckle Returns:'s leftovers restored its health a little!
Fuckle Shuckle Returns: restored 6% of its health.
Nice damage from Bullet Punch, but alas it shall not last long due to Knock Off.
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Hitmontop used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
Shuckle lost 28% of its health.
Shuckle used Encore.
Hitmontop got an encore!
Still did decent damage, why he encored, I'll never know.
---
Hitmontop used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
Shuckle lost 19% of its health.
Shuckle used Rest.
Shuckle fell asleep!
Shuckle restored 75% of its health.
Probably should have swiched here, but was worried about losing another important item.
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?? switched in Reduck: (lvl 100 Golduck ?).
groggy_realm switched in Pikachu (lvl 100 Pikachu ?).
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?? switched in Latomu: (lvl 100 Rotom).
Pikachu used Substitute.
Pikachu lost 25% of its health.
Pikachu made a substitute!
---
Rotom used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Pikachu!
Pikachu's substitute faded!
Pikachu used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Rotom lost 44% of its health.
Rotom is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Got some hax here. Doesn't play a huge part but thankful, none the less.
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??: hax
Pikachu used Substitute.
Pikachu lost 25% of its health.
Pikachu made a substitute!
Rotom used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Pikachu!
Pikachu's substitute faded!
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Pikachu used Substitute.
Pikachu lost 25% of its health.
Pikachu made a substitute!
Rotom used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Pikachu!
Pikachu's substitute faded!
---
Pikachu used Substitute.
Pikachu lost 25% of its health.
Pikachu made a substitute!
Rotom is paralysed! It can't move!
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Pikachu used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Rotom lost 47% of its health.
Rotom used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Pikachu!
Pikachu's substitute faded! (1%)
---
Pikachu used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Rotom lost 43% of its health.
??'s Rotom fainted.
Rotom goes down.
6-5 Groggy_Realm
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?? switched in Burber: (lvl 100 Toxicroak ?).
Toxicroak used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Pikachu lost 26% of its health.
groggy_realm's Pikachu fainted.
Shame, but Pika didn't get to set up a sub and wreak havoc with T-Bolt and Focus Punch, oh well.
5-5 Tie
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groggy_realm switched in Typhlosion (lvl 100 Typhlosion ?).
?? switched in Reduck: (lvl 100 Golduck ?).
Typhlosion used Eruption.
It's not very effective...
Golduck lost 51% of its health.
Golduck's leftovers restored its health a little!
Golduck restored 6% of its health.
---
groggy_realm switched in Hitmontop (lvl 100 Hitmontop ?).
Golduck used Hypnosis.
Hitmontop fell asleep!
Figured a Surf or Hypnosis, and he seemed like the most useless right now.
---
Hitmontop is fast asleep!
Golduck used Calm Mind.
Golduck's special attack was raised.
Golduck's special defence was raised.
---
Hitmontop is fast asleep!
Golduck used Surf.
Hitmontop lost 60% of its health.
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Hitmontop is fast asleep!
Golduck used Surf.
Hitmontop lost 57% of its health.
groggy_realm's Hitmontop fainted.
Pretty poor play by me.
5-4 ??
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groggy_realm switched in Typhlosion (lvl 100 Typhlosion ?).
groggy_realm switched in Vespiquen (lvl 100 Vespiquen ?).
Vespiquen is exerting its pressure!
Golduck used Surf.
Vespiquen lost 54% of its health.
Vespiquen's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vespiquen restored 6% of its health.
Typlosion was an accident, seemingly costly.
---
Golduck used Surf.
A critical hit!
Vespiquen lost 109% of its health.
groggy_realm's Vespiquen fainted.
Golduck's leftovers restored its health a little!
Golduck restored 6% of its health.
Poor Vespiquen.
5-3 ??
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groggy_realm switched in Persian (lvl 100 Persian ?).
Persian used Nasty Plot.
Persian's special attack was sharply raised.
Reduck: used Surf.
Persian lost 94% of its health.
Reduck:'s leftovers restored its health a little!
Reduck: restored 6% of its health.
---
Persian used Dark Pulse.
Reduck: lost 42% of its health.
Persian lost 10% of its health.
groggy_realm's Persian fainted.
Golduck used Surf.
But there was no target!
I was backed into a wall and didn't know what to do. Hoped for a flinch but nope.
5-2 ??
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groggy_realm switched in Meganium (lvl 100 Meganium ?).
Golduck used Hypnosis.
Meganium fell asleep!
Meganium is fast asleep!
---
Golduck used Calm Mind.
Golduck's special attack was raised.
Golduck's special defence was raised.
Meganium is fast asleep!
---
?? switched in Taiste: (lvl 100 Vespiquen ?).
Vespiquen is exerting its pressure!
Meganium woke up!
Meganium used Energy Ball.
It's not very effective...
Vespiquen* lost 6% of its health.
Vespiquen*'s leftovers restored its health a little!
Vespiquen* restored 6% of its health.
I don't know how he really predicted the wake up, but it doesn't matter.
---
?? switched in Fuckle Shuckle Returns: (lvl 100 Shuckle ?).
Meganium used Toxic.
But it failed!
---
groggy_realm switched in Typhlosion (lvl 100 Typhlosion ?).
Fuckle Shuckle Returns: is fast asleep!
I want to kill Shuckle, now.
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?? switched in Reduck: (lvl 100 Golduck ?).
Typhlosion used Eruption.
It's not very effective...
Golduck lost 51% of its health.
---
Typhlosion used Eruption.
It's not very effective...
Reduck: lost 47% of its health.
??'s Reduck: fainted.
Golduck works too.
4-2 ??
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?? switched in Hypno (lvl 100 Hypno ?).
groggy_realm switched in Meganium (lvl 100 Meganium ?).
Hypno used Thunder Wave.
Meganium is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
---
Hypno used Seismic Toss.
Meganium lost 28% of its health.
Meganium used Toxic.
Meganium's attack missed!
Meganium's leftovers restored its health a little!
Meganium restored 6% of its health.
Tough miss, but it doesn't matter much.
---
?? switched in Fuckle Shuckle Returns: (lvl 100 Shuckle ?).
Meganium used Toxic.
But it failed!
---
groggy_realm switched in Typhlosion (lvl 100 Typhlosion ?).
Fuckle Shuckle Returns: is fast asleep!
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Typhlosion used Eruption.
Shuckle: lost 57% of its health.
Shuckle woke up!
Shuckle used Toxic.
Typhlosion was badly poisoned!
Typhlosion is hurt by poison!
Typhlosion lost 6% of its health.
Gotta do something with him fast. Eruption will be getting weak soon.
---
Typhlosion used Eruption.
Shuckle lost 54% of its health.
??'s Shuckle fainted.
Typhlosion is hurt by poison!
Typhlosion lost 12% of its health.
Good, I needed him dead.
3-2 ??
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?? switched in Burber: (lvl 100 Toxicroak ?).
Typhlosion used Eruption.
Toxicroak lost 104% of its health.
Toxicroak hung on using its Focus Sash!
Toxicroak used Swords Dance.
Toxicroak's attack was sharply raised.
Typhlosion is hurt by poison!
Typhlosion lost 19% of its health.
---
Toxicroak used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Typhlosion lost 19% of its health.
Typhlosion used Eruption.
Toxicroak lost 56% of its health.
??'s Toxicroak fainted.
Typhlosion is hurt by poison!
Typhlosion lost 25% of its health.
Bad play by him. Surely he had another move he could have KOed me with the first turn he came in.
2-2 Tie
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?? switched in Hypno (lvl 100 Hypno ?).
groggy_realm switched in Meganium (lvl 100 Meganium ?).
Hypno used Seismic Toss.
Meganium lost 28% of its health.
Meganium's leftovers restored its health a little!
Meganium restored 6% of its health.
Had to switch. Typhlosion could be useful with his scarf.
---
?? switched in Vespiquen* (lvl 100 Vespiquen ?).
Vespiquen is exerting its pressure!
Meganium is paralysed! It can't move!
Vespiquen*'s leftovers restored its health a little!
Vespiquen* restored 6% of its health.
---
Vespiquen* used Attack Order.
It's super effective!
Meganium lost 38% of its health.
Meganium used Aromatherapy.
Typhlosion isn't poisoned and Meganium no longer paralyzed.
---
Meganium used Synthesis.
Meganium restored 50% of its health.
Vespiquen* used Attack Order.
It's super effective!
Meganium lost 39% of its health.
---
??: gg I can't take this down.
groggy_realm: lets finish
??: fine.
Meganium used Toxic.
Vespiquen* was badly poisoned!
Vespiquen* used Defend Order.
Vespiquen*'s defence was raised.
Vespiquen*'s special defence was raised.
Vespiquen* is hurt by poison!
Vespiquen* lost 6% of its health.
He is poisoned. It won't last much longer.
---
Meganium used Synthesis.
Meganium restored 50% of its health.
Vespiquen* used Attack Order.
It's super effective!
Meganium lost 38% of its health.
Vespiquen* is hurt by poison!
Vespiquen* lost 12% of its health.
---
Meganium used Synthesis.
Meganium restored 50% of its health.
Vespiquen* used Attack Order.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Meganium lost 79% of its health.
Vespiquen* is hurt by poison!
Vespiquen* lost 19% of its health.
Scary critical. Survived though.
---
Meganium used Synthesis.
Meganium restored 50% of its health.
Vespiquen* used Attack Order.
It's super effective!
Meganium lost 37% of its health.
Vespiquen* is hurt by poison!
Vespiquen* lost 25% of its health.
---
Meganium used Synthesis.
Meganium restored 50% of its health.
Vespiquen* used Attack Order.
It's super effective!
Meganium lost 38% of its health.
Vespiquen* is hurt by poison!
Vespiquen* lost 27% of its health.
??'s Vespiquen fainted.
Outstalled. I got this in the bag.
2-1 Groggy_Realm
?? Fled!
PROPS:
- Typhlosion for being an absolute monster, KOing 3 Pokemon.
- My opponent for a pretty sweet UU battle.
- Meganium for staying sturdy and waking up when I needed it to.
- Me for winning =)
- Pikachu for getting some hax.
- His Golduck for being cool.
SLOPS:
- My opponent for leaving.
- Hitmontop and my Vespiquen for being pretty useless.
- Persian for being mediocre and not doing anything.
- Pikachu for not setting up a sub with encore and pwning everything.
