Harmless Conspiracy Theories that You Came Up with Yourself

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There are nine members of the United States Supreme Court. There are also nine (living) members of the Wu-Tang Clan. What we can deduce from this is that either the Wu-Tang Clan controls the Supreme Court, or the Supreme Court controls the Wu-Tang Clan. I personally believe that they started off as separate entities, but at some point one took over the other. Which took over which though? Well, I have confidence that the Wu-Tang Clan wouldn't be 6-3 conservative, so I think the more likely story is that the Supreme Court controls the Wu-Tang Clan. I've even written up a list of who controls who:

Chief Justice John Roberts: RZA (the leaders)
Clarence Thomas: GZA (oldest members)
Samuel Alito: Masta Killa (most likely to be an actual master killer)
Sonia Sotomayor: Inspectah Deck (best verses/court opinions/my personal favorite)
Elena Kagan: Ghostface Killa (I just have a feeling about this one)
Neil Gorsuch: Method Man (is a man... presumably with a method)
Brett Kavanaugh: U-God (my personal least favorite)
Amy Coney Barrett: Raekwon (admittedly, this is a filler)
Ketanji Brown Jackson: Cappadonna (most recent additions)
Ruth Bader Ginsberg: Ol' Dirty Bastard (both deceased)

There you have it folks. Your favorite Staten Island rappers are just Supreme Court puppets. I believe that this started in 2015 with the release of the album Once Upon a Time in Shaolin, which is a big fraud (as evidenced by Martin Shkreli sticking his fingers in there). It's also JUST before the three Trump nominees to the court(!). Wu-Tang haven't put out any albums since then... but the Supreme Court has made some, uh, decisions. They weaseled their way in there and destroyed one of the greatest rap groups of all time, and it's all their fault.

This is my call to action: reverse what's currently happening. Overthrow the Supreme Court, and replace them with the Wu-Tang Clan.
 
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The gen 6 special move BST adjustments happened VERY late in development. They were a reaction to VGC 2012 and 2013 having absolutely oppressive gatekeeper things to deal with like 140 BP Dragon Gem Draco Meteors and rain’s Ice Beams and Surfs. My evidence is that Moonblast went untouched, which I think is just a goofy oversight since it has the same bst as pre nerf BoltBeamFlame. Also, Metagross was up there as like the best Steel-type between it and Heatran and it caught a BP nerf to Meteor Mash that same gen, so I think they were hyper focused on ironing out janky stuff from Gen 5.

Every super mod I don’t recognize the name of is actually the same person. They are all one eternally youthful user who dies and rebirths like a phoenix under a new account with a new regular person name like Franklin or Phoebe or some shit every time. They are pranking me so I keep having a moment of “Oh, that’s who DutchRocketMortem is now” every year or so.
 
my manager at work has 7 letters in their first name. their middle name has 7 letters. their last name has 7 letters.
therefore, if I can convince them once to go to the casino slot machines...
harmless, right?
 
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