Heavy Metal Fuckfest!

Hello, and welcome to Heavy Metal Fuckfest. This is an extremely hard hitting Hyper Offensive team, focused on sweeping until my sweepers are weak, and then healing with Cresslia's Lunar Dance.

Oftentimes, a team cannot handle being swept by a simple Cloyster twice, so this strategy seems to be rather effective.

Without further ado, the team. Please forgive the lack of picture. I'm technologically retarded.


Cresslia: Bold Nature @ Leftovers.

252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SDef

Lunar Dance, Reflect, Light Screen, Psychic

Cresslia is the mixed wall of my team. She is the most indispensable member, as well, allowing Cloyster and company to re-sweep at a moment's notice. Lunar Dance to support sweepers, Reflect and Light Screen for the invaluable Dual Screens, allowing Cloyster to survive a move from Terrakion, and Psychic so it can do something against Breloom, a Pokmon that my team struggles against. With the given EV's, it has great physical bulk, while hitting 328 Special Defense, equal to that of Celebi and Jirachi. I will not replace Cresslia.

Cloyster: Jolly Nature @ White Herb

4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe

Shell Smash, Icicle Spear, Rock Blast, Razor Shell

Cloyster is my main setup sweeper. He can sweep teams rather easily behind screens, and with Lunar Dance to support him, can even sweep twice. The moves are rather standard but I'm a good writer, so I'll describe them anyway. Icicle Spear as main STAB, and it hits 5 times because of Skill Link. Rock Blast is much in the same boat, but it hits a lot of types for neutral damage. Razor Shell decimates Tyranitar and Heatran, easily OHKOing with Stealth Rock.

Heatran: Modest Nature @ Choice Specs

4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe

Fire Blast, Earth Power, Dragon Pulse, Hidden Power Grass

Specs Tran has always been my favorite set, and it's easy to see why. Let's get right into it. Standard ev's for a special sweeper, who can also benefit from Lunar Dance if Cloyster is ko'd. Fire Blast for anything not resistant to it, Dragon Pulse for the Lati Twins, Haxorus, Hydreigon, and Kyurem B after Stealth Rock, Earth Power for Jirachi in Rain, Fire Types, and other Heatran, and HP Grass for bulky Waters. Very potent.

Azumarill: Adamant Nature @ Choice Band

212 HP / 252 Atk / 44 Spe

Aqua Jet, Waterfall, Superpower, Ice Punch

Ah, Azumarill, my favorite Water Type, and NON REPLACABLE!!!! The EV's allow for good bulk, great power, and the ability to outspeed Blissey and ko it with Superpower before being statused. Aqua Jet kills Thundurus T and Tornadus with Stealth Rock on the field, and also kills Tekkarion, Volcarona, and does a number on Landorus T. It also can do over 50% to the bulkiest offensive Pokemon in OU, the broken Garchomp. Waterfall's job is to rape shit, and Superpower and Ice Punch give wonderful super effective coverage.

Conkeldurr: Brave Nature @ Leftovers

Ability: Iron Fist

120 HP / 252 Atk / 136 SDEF

Drain Punch, Mach Punch, Payback, Bulk Up.

My other setup sweeper. Conkeldurr is rather underrated in this current metagame, and deserves to be feared. I run Iron Fist because the threat of Guts usually means he won't be touched. Drain Punch provides great STAB and nice recovery. Mach Punch is powerful priority, though not as powerful as Aqua Jet, decimates many Pokes. Payback is for Jellicent and Celebi, and Bulk Up is for setting up. The EVs make it bulky-ish and strong give it a small buffer to it's weak special defense.

Mammoswine: Adamant Nature @ Life Orb

4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe

Icicle Crash, Earthquake, Ice Shard, Stealth Rock

Mammoswine, my third form of priority that makes up for my relatively slow team. The nature is negotiable, as Jolly lets me outspeed Breloom, a large problem for my team. Ice Shard combines with Mach Punch and Aqua Jet to outspeed and ko a great many threats, like Dragonite after Multiscale, Tornadus, Thundurus T, Mammoswine, and Volcarona. Icicle Crash is powerful STAB, as is Earthquake. And everytime needs Stealth Rock, so here it is!

Well, that's my RMT. I know it's not a perfect team, as it's rather slow (Though priority makes up for it) and I don't deal with Fighting Types too well. I was thinking of using a Custap Skarmory somewhere here, but I'll leave it to you guys. Thanks for reading!
 
Alright, rate time.


First of all, when I rate, I try my hardest to not change the actual Pokemon on the team, and instead mainly the Moves/EVs. But it doesn't always work out like that.


Secondly, I think that personally, I would prefer to use light clay on Cresselia as it's main job (apart from seppuku) is to set up screens.

Now, next thing, in the few matches I've played with this team (nearing 30-ish) I have found that Cloyster is definatley the weakest link And I think a better physical attacker for this team would be Metagross.

For Metagross, I would recommend this set:

Metagross @ Life Orb
Trait: Clear Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Adamant Nature
- Agility
- Earthquake
- Meteor Mash
- Zen Headbutt

After just one Agility, it outspeeds the tiers quickest pokemon, including Choice Scarf Terrakion and neutral natured Venesaur in the Sun weather with Chlorophyll.
Needless to say, Metagross has extremely high damage output in the form of its STABs Meteor Mash and Zen Headbutt, along with a brilliant coverage move in Earthquake.
The item is personal preference, but I like the Life Orb, as it boosts his already strong moves out of the plains of Oblivion and into the nether regions.


Next change I would like you to consider is this; A Sheer Force Conkeldurr set, It has higher damage right off the bat and doesn't require any set up turns (which can be hard to grab in OU as theres always a counter).

Conkeldurr @ Life Orb
Trait: Sheer Force
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Ice Punch
- Mach Punch
- ThunderPunch

Apart from Conkeldurr having a sick looking Shiny form, he also has access to a large range of coverage in the form of Drain/Ice/Thunder Punch.
I've been using this Conkeldurr set for quite some time myself, and I have never looked back, I think it'll work well for you.

The next (and last) change that I would like you to consider is change Mamoswines build, I think an Expert Belt Mamoswine would suit this team better,

Mamoswine @ Expert Belt
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Icicle Crash
- Ice Shard
- Superpower

This build will OHKO most dragons (bar K-B, Dragonite w/ Multiscale or any with Focus Sashs) and it is guaranteed to insta-gib pokemon like Landorus-T, Gliscor, Salamence, Garchomp (w/o Yache) and Gliscor again (I really hate Gliscor).

Ok, so I lied about the last change, but this next one isn't too big; It's about Heatran, personally (and I've used heatran more than most pokemon) I believe that Heatran does better with an Air Balloon. It removes it's only 4x weakness entirely, and means that it isn't locked into a choice move and can get switched onto and set up on. For Heatran with an air balloon, I would recommend this set;

Krakatoa (Heatran) @ Air Balloon
Trait: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Modest Nature
IVs: 30 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SAtk
- Earth Power
- Lava Plume
- Dark Pulse
- Dragon Pulse

Having Lava Plume over Fire Blast is much preferred, as Fire Blast has an accuracy of 85% irc, whereas Lava Plume has 100%, now you may be saying "But Fire Blast has much higher damage" ahh, well, that's where Lava Plumes 30% chance to burn comes in handy, this burn has had my Heatran wear down indestructible Pokemon like Cresselia and SpDef/CM Jirachi. Also, having such a large range of coverage on a Pokemon that has many counters is brilliant, I can't count the amount of times I've had someone switch a SpDef Jellicent onto my Heatran only for it to get 2/3HKO by Dark Pulse and then see the opponent sit there in shock as the battle timer ticks down.

Rating this team was enjoyable, and I thank you for giving me this opportunity.

I also hope you find my help/changes helpful on your plight to become the best Pokemon trainer ever!
 
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