Every time I have to do work, I try to find something unproductive to do instead.
I've recently had a lot of time where I was supposed to be working, so I've therefore come up with lots of ways to be unproductive.
In this thread, I'm asking all users of Smogoff what their preferred method of slacking off on the job is, as well as asking for ideas about new and innovative ways to kill time.
Any type of slacking off is welcome - I want to hear all your methods. But I'll give you bonus points for methods that:
- don't require internet connection/technology use
- can be done inconspicuously
- don't require setup and can be done quickly (a 5 minute slack is just as good as a 2 hour slack)
- are very fun
I'll mention some of my methods first:
- smogon/showdown on phone
- sleeping (not really my style, but I have a friend who is a very big advocate of this method)
- stealing stand-up comedy jokes and telling them to coworkers
- listening to coworkers steal stand-up jokes and tell them
- hanging from heavy machinery as the operator lifts the bucket/forklift forks (heehee forklift. generally driven by an equally lazy coworker, not a chimchar)
- balancing one-legged on stuff like piles of bricks or heavy machinery
At white collar jobs I also have stuff like:
- google dinosaur game
- checking my email 45 times an hour
- making drawings in ms paint
Please smogoffers, help me diversify my methods.
P.S. Don't say that you could tell I was a slacker........... very hurtful
