How fast are you at swimming

[Jungle cruiser]

I'm not entirely sure on how fast I actually am, but I do know that I'm faster than my friends, siblings and cousins, so there's that at least.

Oh and I'm also very good at swimming underwater!

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

Oooooooh someone doesn’t know anything about swimming oooooooh

oooooooh someone didn't get the swimming joke ooooooooh

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

2 can play at that game!

 

[DaRotomMachine]

Why are we making swimming jokes........?

 

[Empress]

Fairly awful, but conservatives think I'm as good as prime Michael Phelps.

 

[Fusion Flare]

i haven't been able to swim since the opps put a gross weird-colored apple in the annual apple-bobbing competition.

 

[BP]

the swim boys at my highschool were weird as fuck. I'd like to think its a cause of constant chemical intake but I've come to the conclusion that all swim boys are weird. Look at that phelps fella he even looks weird.

 

[DaRotomMachine]

the swim boys at my highschool were weird as fuck. I'd like to think its a cause of constant chemical intake but I've come to the conclusion that all swim boys are weird. Look at that phelps fella he even looks weird.

Constant access to clhorine water bleaces your hair brown, thats basically all it kinda does. Also I'll take that as a compliment.

 

[Teh]

Constant access to clhorine water bleaces your hair brown, thats basically all it kinda does.

this is what the woke liberal media wants you to believe. wake up sheeple. chlorine is turning the swim kids gay

 

[DaRotomMachine]

this is what the woke liberal media wants you to believe. wake up sheeple. chlorine is turning the swim kids gay

bruv I swim every single day, either at 4:30 am or 6:00 pm, I have brown hair due to pool bleach. I"m straight.

 

[phoopes]

is water polo allowed in this thread

(shade)

compared to the average person I'm fast, but compared to the average swimmer I'm slow. It's why I'm a goalie

 

[DaRotomMachine]

I mean you don't race in water polo

I officially went 27.80 for 50 free LCM, which converts to a 24.32 SCY time. Milestone for me, very proud of myself.

 

[Platinum God n1n1]

When I was a kid I beat everyone in the pool that raced me. Then life guard then raced me and he kicked my butt. I was really tired after racing everyone already though so it would have been closer if I was fresh

 

[Sijih]

When I was a kid I beat everyone in the pool that raced me. Then life guard then raced me and he kicked my butt. I was really tired after racing everyone already though so it would have been closer if I was fresh

aesop had a fable a lot like this