I can solve global warming

TheSnoom

TheSnoom

So here’s what I realized
So “studies” show that as the carbon emissions have increased so has the global temperature. Now some “scientists” have drawn the conclusion that carbon emissions causes global warming.
Bullshit
Here’s what’s really happening
Ever realize that no one is worshipping sun gods anymore?
Then I had a revelation
The sun is probably pissed at us and is now enacting it’s revenge. We need to appease it.
We need to start worshipping the sun again.
I’m talking temples, rituals, sacrifices, the whole chabang. Together we can heal our planet.
Who’s with me?
 
So here’s what I realized
So “studies” show that as the carbon emissions have increased so has the global temperature. Now some “scientists” have drawn the conclusion that carbon emissions causes global warming.
Bullshit
Here’s what’s really happening
Ever realize that everyone is worshipping sun gods these days?
Then I had a revelation
The sun has probably grown swole with power from the cultists and is now enacting its coup. We need to stop the sun theists.
We need to start discriminating against the sun again.
I’m talking sun block, solar panels, shade and shade's mum, the whole she-bang. Together we can heal our planet.
Who’s with me?
 
Myzozoa said:
So here’s what I realized
So “studies” show that as the carbon emissions have increased so has the global temperature. Now some “scientists” have drawn the conclusion that carbon emissions causes global warming.
Bullshit
Here’s what’s really happening
Ever realize that everyone is worshipping sun gods these days?
Then I had a revelation
The sun has probably grown swole with power from the cultists and is now enacting its coup. We need to stop the sun theists.
We need to start discriminating against the sun again.
I’m talking sun block, solar panels, shade and shade's mum, the whole she-bang. Together we can heal our planet.
Who’s with me?
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What are you, British?
Trying to stop people from worshipping the sun, typical European.
 
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