Completed I dated a cross-eyed woman, but I think she was seeing someone on the side. (nightblitz42 vs TheEver)

[Doduodrio]

RULES:

B3P1 3-4* Singles
36 hour DQ
Items: OFF

nightblitz42's Pokemon

Cloud the Cramorant

Cramorant [Male]
STAGE: 3*
NATURE: Serious (no change)
TYPE: Flying/Water
ABILITIES: Gulp Missile

STATS
HP: 85
Atk: 6
Def: 4
SpA: 6
SpD: 7
Spe: 85
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 2

MOVES
Aerial Ace
Agility
Air Slash
Amnesia
Aqua Ring
Assurance
Attract
Belch
Blizzard
Brave Bird
Defog
Dive
Drill Peck
Endure
Facade
Feather Dance
Fly
Fury Attack
Giga Impact
Hurricane
Hydro Pump
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Icy Wind
Liquidation
Peck
Pluck
Protect
Rain Dance
Rest
Reversal
Roost
Round
Scald
Sleep Talk
Snore
Spit Up
Steel Wing
Stockpile
Substitute
Superpower
Surf
Swallow
Thief
Thrash
Throat Chop
Uproar
Water Gun
Weather Ball
Whirlpool

Charlie the Sandaconda

Sandaconda
STAGE: 3*
NATURE: Serious (no change)
TYPE: Ground
ABILITIES: Sand Spit, Shed Skin, Sand Veil

STATS
HP: 85
Atk: 8
Def: 9
SpA: 5
SpD: 5
Spe: 71
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 4

MOVES
Attract
Belch
Body Press
Brutal Swing
Bulldoze
Coil
Dig
Dragon Rush
Drill Run
Earth Power
Earthquake
Endure
Facade
Fire Fang
Giga Impact
Glare
Headbutt
High Horsepower
Hurricane
Hyper Beam
Iron Defense
Iron Head
Last Resort
Minimize
Mud Shot
Mud-Slap
Outrage
Poison Tail
Protect
Rest
Rock Blast
Rock Slide
Rock Tomb
Round
Sand Attack
Sand Tomb
Sandstorm
Screech
Skull Bash
Slam
Sleep Talk
Snore
Stealth Rock
Stone Edge
Substitute
Wrap
Zen Headbutt

Margaret the Serperior

Serperior
STAGE: 3*
NATURE: Serious (no change)
TYPE: Grass
ABILITIES: Overgrow, Contrary
STATS
HP: 90
Atk: 6
Def: 7
SpA: 6
SpD: 7
Spe: 113
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
MOVES
Aerial Ace
Attract
Brutal Swing
Calm Mind
Captivate
Coil
Confide
Cut
Double Team
Dragon Tail
Energy Ball
Facade
Flash
Frustration
Gastro Acid
Giga Drain
Giga Impact
Glare
Grass Knot
Grassy Terrain
Growth
Hidden Power (Fire)
Hyper Beam
Iron Tail
Leaf Blade
Leaf Storm
Leaf Tornado
Leech Seed
Leer
Light Screen
Magical Leaf
Mean Look
Mega Drain
Mirror Coat
Natural Gift
Nature Power
Protect
Pursuit
Reflect
Rest
Return
Rock Smash
Round
Safeguard
Secret Power
Slam
Sleep Talk
Solar Beam
Strength
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swagger
Sweet Scent
Swords Dance
Tackle
Taunt
Torment
Toxic
Twister
Vine Whip
Work Up
Wrap
Wring Out

TheEver's Pokemon

Tunvi the Excadrill

Tunvi
Excadrill
★★★☆☆

Types: Ground/Steel
Abilities: Sand Rush/Sand Force
Hidden Ability: Mold Breaker (Unlocked)
Nature: Serious

Stats
HP: 100
Atk: 10
Def: 5
SpA: 4
SpD: 5
Spe: 88
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 3

Attacks (65)
Aerial Ace
Attract
Brick Break
Brutal Swing
Bulldoze
Confide
Crush Claw
Cut
Dig
Double Team
Drill Run
Earth Power
Earthquake
Endure
Facade
Fissure
Fling
Focus Blast
Frustration
Fury Swipes
Giga Impact
Hidden Power (Grass)
High Horsepower
Hone Claws
Horn Drill
Hyper Beam
Iron Defense
Iron Head
Metal Claw
Metal Sound
Mud Shot
Mud Sport
Mud-Slap
Poison Jab
Protect
Rapid Spin
Rest
Return
Rock Blast
Rock Climb
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Rototiller
Round
Sand Tomb
Sandstorm
Scratch
Secret Power
Shadow Claw
Skull Bash
Slash
Sleep Talk
Sludge Bomb
Smart Strike
Snore
Stealth Rock
Stomping Tantrum
Strength
Submission
Substitute
Swagger
Swords Dance
Toxic
X-Scissor

Wellerman the Arghonaut

Wellerman
Arghonaut
★★★☆☆

Types: Water/Fighting
Abilities: Unaware
Hidden Ability: Technician (Unlocked)
Nature: Serious

Stats
HP: 100
Atk: 8
Def: 7
SpA: 5
SpD: 7
Spe: 75
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 5

Attacks (113)
Aqua Jet
Arm Thrust
Attract
Belch
Blizzard
Body Press
Body Slam
Brick Break
Brine
Brutal Swing
Bubble
Bulk Up
Bulldoze
Captivate
Chip Away
Circle Throw
Close Combat
Confide
Constrict
Cross Chop
Cross Poison
Cut
Dive
Double Team
Drain Punch
Earthquake
Echoed Voice
Embargo
Endure
Facade
False Swipe
Fling
Focus Blast
Focus Punch
Foul Play
Frustration
Giga Impact
Gunk Shot
Hail
Headbutt
Hidden Power (Flying)
Hydro Pump
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Ice Punch
Icy Wind
Infestation
Knock Off
Liquidation
Low Kick
Low Sweep
Mach Punch
Mega Punch
Muddy Water
Natural Gift
Night Slash
Octazooka
Poison Jab
Power-Up Punch
Protect
Psych Up
Punishment
Quash
Rain Dance
Recover
Rest
Retaliate
Return
Revenge
Roar
Rock Blast
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Round
Safeguard
Scald
Scary Face
Secret Power
Seismic Toss
Sleep Talk
Sludge Bomb
Sludge Wave
Smack Down
Smokescreen
Snarl
Snatch
Snore
Soak
Spikes
Stone Edge
Strength
Submission
Substitute
Superpower
Surf
Swagger
Taunt
Thief
Throat Chop
Thunder Punch
Torment
Toxic
Vacuum Wave
Venoshock
Water Gun
Water Pulse
Waterfall
Whirlpool
Wide Guard
Work Up
Wrap
Yawn

Arlandria the Togekiss

Arlandria
Togekiss
★★★☆☆

Types: Fairy/Flying
Abilities: Hustle/Serene Grace
Hidden Ability: Super Luck (Unlocked)
Nature: Serious

Stats
HP: 90
Atk: 4
Def: 7
SpA: 9
SpD: 8
Spe: 80
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3

Attacks (115)
Aerial Ace
After You
Air Slash
Ally Switch
Amnesia
Ancient Power
Attract
Aura Sphere
Baton Pass
Bestow
Body Slam
Brick Break
Captivate
Charm
Confide
Curse
Dazzling Gleam
Defense Curl
Defog
Detect
Double Team
Double-Edge
Drain Punch
Draining Kiss
Dream Eater
Echoed Voice
Encore
Endure
Extrasensory
Extreme Speed
Facade
Fairy Wind
Fire Blast
Flamethrower
Flash
Fling
Fly
Focus Punch
Follow Me
Foresight
Frustration
Future Sight
Giga Impact
Grass Knot
Growl
Headbutt
Heat Wave
Helping Hand
Hidden Power (Ground)
Hyper Beam
Hyper Voice
Imprison
Incinerate
Last Resort
Life Dew
Light Screen
Lucky Chant
Magical Leaf
Mega Kick
Mega Punch
Metronome
Mirror Move
Morning Sun
Mud-Slap
Mystical Fire
Nasty Plot
Natural Gift
Peck
Play Rough
Pluck
Pound
Present
Protect
Psych Up
Psychic
Psycho Shift
Psyshock
Rain Dance
Reflect
Rest
Retaliate
Return
Rock Smash
Rollout
Roost
Round
Safeguard
Secret Power
Shadow Ball
Shock Wave
Silver Wind
Sky Attack
Sleep Talk
Smart Strike
Snore
Solar Beam
Steel Wing
Stored Power
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swagger
Sweet Kiss
Swift
Telekinesis
Thunder Wave
Toxic
Tri Attack
Trick
Uproar
Water Pulse
Wish
Work Up
Yawn
Zap Cannon
Zen Headbutt

"TheEver has accepted nightblitz42's challenge for a 1v1 B3P1 battle. Let the battle commence!"
​

Turn Order (1: nightbtliz42, 2: TheEver): 1 (nightblitz42 orders first)
TheEver sends in first
nightblitz42 orders first
TheEver orders second

 

[TheEver]

Alright Arlandria, the stage is set for you!

I will do my best.

Sending out Togekiss

 

[nightblitz42]

Let's try out Sandaconda today.
"Feeling lucky? Well, are ya?"
Rock Tomb > Rock Slide > Rock Slide
[CAEOT] IF Sandaconda flinches THEN push back.
IF under P/E THEN Minimize, pushing back actions AND subs.
IF under D/E THEN Hurricane, pushing back actions AND subs.

 

[TheEver]

Super lucky, one might say.

Substitute (15) > Solar Beam > Air Slash

 

[Doduodrio]

Round 1:

Start of Round 1
nightblitz42

Charlie
HP: 85/85, EN: 100/100
8/9/5/5/71
Ground
Sand Spit/Shed Skin/Sand Veil
Status: OK
Field: Clear

TheEver

Arlandria
HP: 90/90, EN: 100/100
4/7/9/8/80
Fairy/Flying
Hustle/Serene Grace/Super Luck
Status: OK
Field: Clear​

Battle Log

Turn 1:
Togekiss used Substitute (15)!
Togekiss made a Substitute!
-12 EN

Sandaconda used Rock Tomb!
Miss (20): 12 (No miss), Crit (1): 5 (No crit)
(6*1 + 0 + 0 + 1 + 0)*1.5 + (0 - 0)*2 + 0 = 10.5 => 11
-4 EN
The substitute took damage for Togekiss! (15 - 11 = 4 HP remaining)

Turn 2:
Togekiss absorbed sunlight!
-8 EN

Sandaconda used Rock Slide!
Miss (10): 7 (No miss), Crit (1): 4 (No crit)
(8*1 + 0 + 0 + 1 + 0)*1.5 + (0 - 0)*2 + 0 = 13.5 => 14
-6 EN
The substitute took damage for Togekiss (4 - 14 = -10 HP remaining)
The substitute faded!

Togekiss used Solar Beam!
Crit (1): 8 (No crit)
(12*1 + 0 + 0 + 4 + 0)*1.5 + (0 - 0)*2 + 0 = 24

Sandaconda's Sand Spit!
Sandaconda summoned a sandstorm! (4 rounds)

Togekiss is buffeted by the sandstorm!
-2 HP

Turn 3:
Togekiss used Air Slash!
Miss (20 - 25): 11 (No miss), Crit (1): 6 (No crit), Effect (1 - 6): 2 (Yes flinch, smh Eve)
(8*1 + 3 + 0 + 4 + 0)*1 + (0 - 0)*2 + 0 = 15
-5 EN

Sandaconda flinched!

Togekiss is buffeted by the sandstorm!
-2 HP

Sandaconda HP: -24-15 = -39
Sandaconda EN: -4-6 = -10
Togekiss HP: -15-2-2 = -19
Togekiss EN: -12-8-5 = -25

The sandstorm rages! (4 => 3 rounds remaining)

nightblitz42

Charlie
HP: 46/85, EN: 90/100
8/9/5/5/71
Ground
Sand Spit/Shed Skin/Sand Veil
Status: OK
Field: Sandstorm (3 rounds remaining)

TheEver

Arlandria
HP: 71/90, EN: 75/100
4/7/9/8/80
Fairy/Flying
Hustle/Serene Grace/Super Luck
Status: OK
Field: Sandstorm (3 rounds remaining)​

End of Round 1

"Well, that was quite the round! Togekiss carefully sidesteps Sandaconda's attacks with a use of Substitute allowing it to get off a powerful Solar Beam. It also manages to get lucky and flinch Sandaconda on Turn 3, avoiding damage from it altogether. Will luck remain on Togekiss's side in this battle?"​

TheEver orders first
nightblitz42 orders second

 

[TheEver]

Why don't you stop hiding in the sand?

Air Slash > Air Slash > Air Slash
** [CASOA, Once] IF Sandaconda is to use a Paralysis-Inflicting move AND Togekiss is faster than Sandaconda THEN use Safeguard.
** [CASOA] IF Sandaconda is to use a Speed-Reducing move exactly once THEN use Protect.
** [CASOT] IF Sandaconda has used Minimize at least once this round THEN use Body Slam.

 

[nightblitz42]

"Because those Air Slashes hurt..."
Rock Tomb > Glare > Rock Tomb
[CAEOT] IF Sandaconda flinches THEN push back.

 

[Doduodrio]

Round 2:

Start of Round 2
nightblitz42

Charlie
HP: 46/85, EN: 90/100
8/9/5/5/71
Ground
Sand Spit/Shed Skin/Sand Veil
Status: OK
Field: Sandstorm (3 rounds remaining)

TheEver

Arlandria
HP: 71/90, EN: 75/100
4/7/9/8/80
Fairy/Flying
Hustle/Serene Grace/Super Luck
Status: OK
Field: Sandstorm (3 rounds remaining)​

Battle Log

Turn 1:
Togekiss used Air Slash!
Miss (20, d20): 11 (No miss), Crit (1, d8): 1 (Yes crit), Effect (1 - 6, d10): 7 (No flinch :0)
(8*1 + 3 + 3 + 4 + 0)*1 + (0 - 0)*2 + 0 = 18
-9 EN

Sandaconda used Rock Tomb!
Miss (20, d20): 3 (No miss), Crit (1, d24): 10 (No crit)
(6*1 + 0 + 0 + 1 + 0)*1.5 + (0 - 0)*2 + 0 = 10.5 => 11
-4 EN
Togekiss -1 Spe

Togekiss is buffeted by the sandstorm!
-2 HP

Turn 2:
Sandaconda used Glare!
Togekiss was paralyzed! (25% remaining)
-7 EN

Paralysis (1, d4): 4 (No paralysis)
Togekiss used Air Slash!
Miss (20, d20): 15 (No miss), Crit (1, d8): 3 (No crit)
(8*1 + 3 + 0 + 4 + 0)*1 + (0 - 0)*2 + 0 = 15
-13 EN

Togekiss is buffeted by the sandstorm!
-2 HP

Turn 3:
Sandaconda used Rock Tomb!
Miss (20, d20): 10 (No miss), Crit (1, d24): 17 (No crit)
(6*1 + 0 + 0 + 1 + 0)*1.5 + (0 - 0)*2 + 0 = 10.5 => 11
-4 EN
Togekiss -1 Spe

Paralysis (1, d4): 4 (No paralysis)
Togekiss used Air Slash!
Miss (20, d20): 10 (No miss), Crit (1, d8): 6 (No crit)
(8*1 + 3 + 0 + 0 + 4 + 0)*1 + (0 - 0)*2 + 0 = 15
-17 EN

Sandaconda KO!

Togekiss is buffeted by the sandstorm!
-2 HP

Sandaconda HP: -18-15-15 = -48
Sandaconda EN: -4-7-4 = -15
Togekiss HP: -11-2-2-11-2 = -28
Togekiss EN: -9-13-17 = -39

Togekiss's paralysis weakens! (25% => 20% remaining)
The sandstorm rages! (3 => 2 rounds remaining)

nightblitz42

Charlie
HP: KO/85, EN: 75/100
8/9/5/5/71
Ground
Sand Spit/Shed Skin/Sand Veil
Status: KO
Field: Sandstorm (2 rounds remaining)

TheEver

Arlandria
HP: 43/90, EN: 36/100
4/7/9/8/13
Fairy/Flying
Hustle/Serene Grace/Super Luck
Status: Paralyzed, -2 Spe
Field: Sandstorm (2 rounds remaining)​

End of Round 2

"Although Sandaconda tries its best to avoid being flinched, Togekiss's Super Luck triggers and she lands a lucky crit, putting Sandaconda into KO range. She also dodges every paralysis roll that comes her way and hits all of her Air Slashes. This was definitely an unlucky round for nightblitz42. He did try his best, though, so congrats to both battlers- cue the fake applause!"

Rewards
nightblitz42 +1 TC, +2 RC, -2 JC
TheEver +1 TC, +2 RC, -2 JC
Doduodrio +2 RC, +6 JC​