Hi I'm mod now woo is mod now anyways here's our Air Fryer copypasta. I understand that a lot of people may suffer from some conditions like low attention span, ADHD or being a Natdex Main so for easier viewing I added a couple of videos you can play while you read:
Olá, eu sou Mod agora, Gekokeso é Mod agora, mas eu tenho um air fryer desabafo. Eu entendo que muitas pessoas podem sofrer de condições como falta de atenção, TDAH ou ser um jogador de Natdex, então para visualização mais fácil eu adicionei alguns vídeos que você pode jogar enquanto lê:
Good golly I fucking LOVE my air fryer. If you told me that the production of Air Fryers was unethical for any reason I would say make it even worse, give them child workers a double shift and a pay decrease cause this shit is GAS. Air fryers are the Pinnacle of cooking tools, fuck it I'd say that they are probably the pinnacle of human invention. I mean look at it, you have a machine that heats up air to somehow get perfectly cooked food out of it, and most of the time these bitches are small enough to fit in a cabinet. I'm sure when extraterrestrial beings visit the ruins of our civilization some alien named Glorbalarg Or something gonna find an air fryer and go like “damn, these motherfuckers were cooking.”
And cooking indeed is something you can get truly good at while using an air fryer. Prior to this year I didn't even know how to fry an egg and now I can cook a full course meal in this thing. You can put anything in this bitch. Meat? Fried to perfection. Vegetales? Crunchy and rich. Bread? Crisp to perfection. There is so much you can cook in an air fryer, you can even place your leftovers in it and it will not only be perfectly reheated, but it most likely will preserve a lot of the flavor it contains.It is also incredibly excellent for not only saving up on kitchen utensils, but also extremely healthy, as you don’t need to use oil to cook your foods you gain way less weight, I lost 30 pounds going on a air fryer diets for 3 months and I didn’t have to eat like shit to do so. Air fryers are also incredibly easy to use. My mom knows how to use it, my aunts do so too, my 12 year old sister can use it as well, hell even my 70 year old Grandma can use it, and she doesn’t even know how to use her Ipad most of the time. Air Fryers are the next step for human evolution, once we become one with our air fryers we will ascend our corporeal forms and become more than our weak and gullible flesh.
Now, I can tell some of you clowns is gonna be like "just use a microwave / oven," and frankly if I had more fight in me I would have done a LTG level rant to any dumbass who came at me with that argument but I am tired and I understand that there's people who are either not rich enough to afford a new air fryer (even though you can get pretty usable air Fryers for less than 70 USD) or are misinformed about their options, so let me give you a reason to abandon such inferior electrodomestics. Ovens vary in multiple sizes and they extremely energy inefficient. You either get a small oven that can't fit enough stuff or a big chunk of metal that needs extreme amounts of energy to heat up and begin cooking your food, taking a significant amount of time. Not to mention that they can be extremely expensive to buy, with even the smallest ones being $200+. Guess which appliance doesn't waste as much electricity or time? That's right an air fryer. And don't make me get started on microwaves. Microwaves so pathethically inferior compared to air fryers is not even funny. Their only true benefit is a faster cook time, and for what? Soggy leftovers that can't replicate the flavor and texture of the food when it was cooked? And don't get me started on the ability to clean an air fryer. Air fryers are extremely easy to wash and mantain, have you tried cleaning the interior of an oven or a microwave? Complete waste of time. You also can't move Ovens and Microwaves nearly as easily as air fryers, which are perfectly mobile and fit anywhere that you desire.
It is perfectly possible that a lot of you may see this text and decide to want to get yourself an air fryer of your own, at least that's what people with a rational brain should begin to do upon witnessing the majesty of the Air Fryer. So here's a couple of Air Fryer buying tips I can give:
Brands to avoid:
Just as the Demon of Babylon disguises itself with the coat of the righteous, a significant amount of shit-grade quality air fryers have been introduced to the market to dissuade the public from trusting in the gospel of the air fryer, most likely done by big microwave. Avoid Air Fryers of the brands Insignia, Cosori and PowerXL, especially the first one. These are supposedly the ones that have suffered the most amount of recalls due to their terrible products overheating, melting, causing burns and even starting fires.
Brands to choose:
I heavily recommend brands like Ninja, Instant Pot, Tfal and Gourmia. The First two are the most expensive, but their price just as their functionality and general quality are considered to be the best in the market. Tfal and Gourmia are two that I can personally vouch for as I have been using these two brands myself and they are a wonder to work with.
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