i hate sportsball

[Dead by Daylight]

all that happens in this damn "sportsball" game is that grown men chuck balls at one another. i thought we were past our primitive instincts of throwing rocks, but no, you have some pretentious show-off skating on ice to try and put it past some morbidly obese (read: average american) man in the other net.

don't even get me started on basketball. i bet i could beat that no-name lebron james in a fight if we met in a dark alleyway in the vatican city at 3:04 pm in the midst of summer. all these guys do is throw square ball into round hoop for 3 "points" before getting that money in their bank accounts

baseball is even worse. like you tell me these guys stand around holding a glove like they've got a deep-seated insecurity over the size of their hand? crazy man. and these people aren't even hitting every ball! what are you paying them for!

american football gotta be the worst of them all though. it's literally a pigskin being thrown while buff guys smash into each other like it's a physics problem demonstration. go play something cultured, like golf.

turn off the TV now. it's time for my daily reality TV show

 

[internet]

if the competitors get brain damage it's sport, if the audience gets brain damage it's reality TV

 

[chroma_2903]

if the tv gets brain damage it's wii sports

 

[internet]

if the tv gets brain damage it's wii sports

 

[chroma_2903]

that tv gives me brain damage

(i hate tenna)

 

[Uber45]

If the tv causes brain damage then you really should throw it away

 

[Uber45]

that tv gives me brain damage

(i hate tenna)

NOT THIS ONE

 

[chroma_2903]

i TRIED to take him out back but that gosh darned kris deltarune from the hit game deltarune by developer mr tobyfox undertale keeps foiling my plots and machinations to murder tenna in cold blood

 

[chroma_2903]

im not the knight though. the knight is a bum. but i respect the 'kill tenna' grind nonetheless

 

[phoopes]

it's time for my daily reality TV show

How will Lisa Rinna’s performance on this season of Traitors affect LeBron’s legacy??

 

[Dead by Daylight]

How will Lisa Rinna’s performance on this season of Traitors affect LeBron’s legacy??

about as much as the fall of constantinople did

 

[Martin]

go play something cultured, like golf.

i hate sportsball​

 

[chroma_2903]

golf isn't a sport so it gets exempted

 

[chimp]

Dead By Deadlight running into LeBron James in a dark alleyway in the vatican city at 3:05 pm in the midst of summer

 

[Let's go shuckles]

The Romans didn't need balls to have sports. They just locked you in a cage and made you fight a lion.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

“golf” isn’t a sport, it’s a game played by people who are rich enough to afford sending their children to play polo during their golf sessions

 

[Dead by Daylight]

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Dead By Deadlight running into LeBron James in a dark alleyway in the vatican city at 3:05 pm in the midst of summer

Luckily I’m not that Dead by Deadlight fraud

 

[chimp]

 

[uppa]

perhaps if we find a great beast we can all take a crack at the ancient rock-and-sling! tribe bonding night ^_^

 

[Dead by Daylight]

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damn this chimp guy must be up to no good

 

[chroma_2903]

perhaps if we find a great beast we can all take a crack at the ancient rock-and-sling! tribe bonding night ^_^

so there's this one character from deltarune you may have heard of

 

[mintwinter]

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i dont think oppenheimer recovered from the guilt of creating the bomb

 

[Dead by Daylight]

all that happens in this damn "sportsball" game is that grown men chuck balls at one another. i thought we were past our primitive instincts of throwing rocks, but no, you have some pretentious show-off skating on ice to try and put it past some morbidly obese (read: average american) man in the other net.

don't even get me started on basketball. i bet i could beat that no-name lebron james in a fight if we met in a dark alleyway in the vatican city at 3:04 pm in the midst of summer. all these guys do is throw square ball into round hoop for 3 "points" before getting that money in their bank accounts

baseball is even worse. like you tell me these guys stand around holding a glove like they've got a deep-seated insecurity over the size of their hand? crazy man. and these people aren't even hitting every ball! what are you paying them for!

american football gotta be the worst of them all though. it's literally a pigskin being thrown while buff guys smash into each other like it's a physics problem demonstration. go play something cultured, like golf.

turn off the TV now. it's time for my daily reality TV show

anyone up to watchparty the super bowl