I have never bought a DLC to a Pokemon game

[BP]

This makes me better then everyone who has.

If this thread gets locked or I get infracted that means whoever did the deed bought a pokemon DLC and is therefore a dirty, sick, Nintendo shill who should not be trusted.

If you've bought a Pokemon DLC ever in your life please do not post in this thread.


If you HAVEN'T bought Pokemon DLC ever in your life please tell me what you spent that money on!



Personally I spent on drinks at the bars because those experiences will forever be better then any pokemon DLC.

 

[CaffeineBoost]

I'd never fork over my money for such a blatant scam. You charge for an incomplete game then charge extra to not even complete it? Disgusting. You'd never see me falling for that.

I used my money to mint an NFT (Non-Fungible Token). It's gonna be so big one day that I'll be able to afford to buy Game Freak and then I can use my new found position as CEO (Chief Executive Officer) to create a DLC (Downloadable L Content) that's so good, everyone will buy it. This will make people not wanna mint their own NFT's (Non-Fungible Token)'s as competition, making my NFT (Non Fuckwithable Token) even better. We're gonna go to the moon, or should I say Ultra Moon, which is NOT A DLC (DOWNLOADABLE L CONTENT) so I am NOT a Nintendo Shill (NS) for buying it.

Anyway here's my NFT (New Fun Thing). Nobody here is allowed to screenshot and post this image BTW (By The Way). I will find out of you do:

NFT (Non Fungible Token)

 

[Let's go shuckles]

When sword and shield announced they were cutting pokemon from the games, I went around telling people that they were going to sell them back as part of a third version. I got proven wrong when they chose to sell them back as part of the dlc instead. Fuck the pokemon dlc for making me wrong about something.

 

[igiveuponaname]

I use the money I save from not buying Pokemon DLC to instead buy DLC for different Nintendo games

 

[earl]

never bought a pokemon dlc. I did buy ye olde pokemon dlc though (emerald, platinum, ultra sun/ultra moon, you know the good versions of the original games)

 

[natu]

did u guys know that OP drinks alcohol and goes to bars

 

[grape tylenol]

did u guys know that OP drinks alcohol and goes to bars

thanks smogon user natu not sure what i would have done without this valuable information. also bp this thread sucks

 

[ToroZuzu]

i've never even bought a pokemon game. i don't even know what video games are

 

[boo836]

This is a really cool thread and it taught me enough about NFTs to try making my own. Thank you user: CaffeineBoost for inspiring me to take the brave step into crypto assets

My nft

 

[Arcticblast]

is this a bad time to say I like the Crown Tundra more than the rest of SwSh and Kitakami more than the rest of SV

 

[churine]

i haev never bought a pokemon switch game so this makes me better than everyone else who has

 

[Ironmage]

is this a bad time to say I like the Crown Tundra more than the rest of SwSh and Kitakami more than the rest of SV

I actually think this is the weakness of the dlc model compared to third versions. If you're disinterested in the base game enough to not buy it, there's a chance that a third version will fix your problems and be available at the same price as the originals. However, even if the dlc is good, the full package is still probably too expensive since you'll also be paying for the chunks of the base game you don't like.

I'm currently in this state for SV, SwSh doesn't even meet that threshold.

 

[cookie]

i've never purchased a pokemon game full stop

closest i came was when hgss came out for the pokewalker thing so that i could get cool shit like the early crabhammer krabby but then i think the emulators let you simulate it anyway

 

[faint]

I am still drawing once a day until they add all of the Pokemon back. I have gone through every Pokemon and CAP at this point. I am now drawing Palworld monsters and fan art. Stay strong. The boycott is working.

 

[LonelyNess]

I'd never fork over my money for such a blatant scam. You charge for an incomplete game then charge extra to not even complete it? Disgusting. You'd never see me falling for that.

I used my money to mint an NFT (Non-Fungible Token). It's gonna be so big one day that I'll be able to afford to buy Game Freak and then I can use my new found position as CEO (Chief Executive Officer) to create a DLC (Downloadable L Content) that's so good, everyone will buy it. This will make people not wanna mint their own NFT's (Non-Fungible Token)'s as competition, making my NFT (Non Fuckwithable Token) even better. We're gonna go to the moon, or should I say Ultra Moon, which is NOT A DLC (DOWNLOADABLE L CONTENT) so I am NOT a Nintendo Shill (NS) for buying it.

Anyway here's my NFT (New Fun Thing). Nobody here is allowed to screenshot and post this image BTW (By The Way). I will find out of you do:

NFT (Non Fungible Token)

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What in the LITERAL fuck?!

 

[sunny004]

What in the LITERAL fuck?!

 

[phoopes]

What in the LITERAL fuck?!

its timelessness makes it one of the elite jokes in Smogon history, never gets old

 

[adjectivenoun]

I hate video games. They make people violent.

 

[Let's go shuckles]

I hate video games. They make people violent.

In order to maintain my social standing in the videogame room on showdown, I have to commit 3 violent crimes a day.