I need legal help

[Let's go shuckles]

Hi guys. I was recently arrested for smuggling lewd shuckle pics into the country. The trial is next week and I want to avoid going to prison but the problem is that I'm guilty of sin. So here's the plan to avoid a conviction. I need someone to attend the trial and then punch the judge to poison the jury and get a mistrial. Any volunteers?

 

[Divine Retribution]

 

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