I still have heartburn

[phoopes]

This is like Martin's thread for gaming except it's about my heartburn.

Updates to come.

 

[MegaBanette69]

Do you need some meds?

 

[phoopes]

Do you need some meds?
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I'm good now, but took some rolaids last night and that helped. Thanks for checking in!

 

[Sijih]

i looked up heartburn on mayoclinic. it says you might have gotten it from "Large or fatty meals". By any chance did you eat your fellow moderator, cookie?

just kidding it says you probably got it because you're pregnant. or have a life threatening disease, maybe

edit: my high moral standards have gotten the best of me. cookie, I'm deeply sorry for making a joke about how voluminous you may or may not be. I will operate under the assumption that your BMI and body fat percentages are within a healthy range

 

[phoopes]

Ate some chicken nuggets and am drinking beer with some friends. I already know the terrible fate that is about to befall me

 

[Bice]

take something before the fate befalls you

 

[phoopes]

Unfortunately it’s happening again and it’s bad. Must have been the red wine

 

[LordThemberchaud]

Unfortunately it’s happening again and it’s bad. Must have been the red wine

You did it again.

 

[Oglemi]

Unfortunately it’s happening again and it’s bad. Must have been the red wine

Pretty sure red wine normally goes to the head

 

[mf]

phoopes you should try rennies. they sort it out every time

 

[phoopes]

Her: what is he doing awake at 5 in the morning? Probably cheating on me :(

Me: time to post on smogon dot com about my heartburn

 

[mf]

 

[mf]

 

[Kalalokki]

I've had heartburn for like 10 months by now, on and off

 

[mf]

am i shadowbanned

 

[Kalalokki]

if only

 

[az]

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[az]

sorry haha that was supposed to be animated

 

[phoopes]

Damn, phoopes! Back at it again with the heartburn!

 

[az]

 

[antemortem]

I'm good now, but took some rolaids last night and that helped. Thanks for checking in!

 

[faint]

try rennies. a friend of mine told me they sort it out every time.

 

[Adeleine]

It's time to come clean. I'm sorry for causing your heartburn, phoopes. I couldn't help myself.

Will I stop? No.

 

[phoopes]

faint called me out due to his forum experience being tainted with a heartburn ad

 

[Lucario]

I heard a common way of curing a burn is pouring cold water in it... that should work for you.