Alright, so I am going to make this short and simple, cause I hate rolling through RMT's.
Lead Swampert @ Leftovers
Evs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Atk
Moveset:
~Roar
~Ice Beam
~Earthquake
~Stealth Rock
Sets up rocks, and phazes late game when CM Sub Jirachi likes to cause problems. Seriously, that's all it does. In many cases, I end up scouting movesets, and roar spamming to scout the team of the other person. He's death fodder. xD Really would like a different lead, but he's kind of helpful if hes alive mid-game, and I find a Heatran without HP Grass.
Scizor @ Choice Band
Evs: 248 HP / 252 ATk / 8 Spe
Moveset:
~Bullet Punch
~Pursuit
~U-turn
~Superpower
Yeah, ok, its CB Scizor. Do I really have to tell you about it? I spam U-turn, Pursuit when its obvious; and Bullet Punch on noobs who don't know how to switch out.. xD I am thinking about running Quick Attack > Superpower, because Superpower really has gone to waste lately. Not to mention, nobody expects Quick Attack.
Starmie @ Life Orb
( I love this card design, by the way. xD )
Timid Nature
252 / 252 Speed / Special Attack
Moveset:
~Hydro Pump
~Thunderbolt
~Ice Beam
~Recover
LOL. This thing just blows holes through teams. It's spot in OU is WELL deserved, as it outpaces so much of the metagame, and then destroys literally half of it. I ran Hidden Power Fire for a while over Ice Beam, for LOL's at Scizors who think I am Pursuit bait. It worked well, and I am thinking of running it again.
( Another cool card! =D )
Forretress @ Leftovers
252 HP / 112 Atk / 144 Def
~Explosion
~Rapid Spin
~Spikes
~Gyro Ball
Alright, so people bash me because I don't use Toxic Spikes on my Forretress? Sorry, but when the biggest threat to my team is like... Heatran, I don't see a point in using Toxic Spikes. Bash me for it. This guy basically comes in and sets up in the face of the physical meta-game that I know isn't going to own it. Gyarados is a fun example. I beat the crap out of GyaraLOL with this. He's a lover. <3
SHAYMIN @ LEFTOVERS
Timid Nature
252 Health, 252 Speed
Moveset:
~Protect
~Substitute
~Leech Seed
~Seed Flare
ROFL. This thing is SO overpowered... It's my MVP, and literally can kill 4 pokes a game, even the infamous Infernape who is idiotic enough to switch into my Leech Seed (Yeah, seen it happen.) This thing is RIDICULOUS, and DESTROYS the OU Meta-game. Almost NO team is prepared for this little hedgehog, and the fact that she isn't the set off Smogon makes me LAUGH at Smogon for being so retarded. Do you know how OVERPOWERED this Shaymin is? I switch it into Blissey and LAUGH. This needs to go to Ubers, like now...
Flygon @ Scarf
Jolly Nature
Evs: 252 Attack, 252 Speed
Moveset:
~Earthquake
~Thundapunch
~LOLrage
~W-Turn ( YEAH! W TURN! )
Ok, so I had a glaring Infernape and Scarftran weakness ( DUHHH 3 Fire Weaknesses... ) So I threw in this... thing... ( what is it suppose to be!? D: ) It counters both of them perfectly fine, so yeah... Other then that, I absolutely hate this pokemon. His power is pathetic, and I cannot see why he is in OU. I expected him to do so much more damage, but I was completely underwhelmed by this pathetic Flygon. ><;
That's basically the team. :P It's really.... odd? Sorry for my terrible typing, by the way!
This team was tested on Shoddy, and generally won 80% of its battles. In VERY rare cases ( Hydro Pump missing, Seed Flare missing 4 times in a row ) did I lose, but the team seems to be very solid, besides the major threats listed below.
Major Threats:
Infernape: Yeah.... I have 3 Fire Weaknesses. It's going to have fun steamrolling my team. ><; If it's a NP Variant, and NP's on the switch to Flygon, I am fine. Otherwise, it's pretty bad.
Heatran: Again, same boat as Infernape. Torment Tran isn't THAT bad, as long as I don't let it get a Substitute.
Swords Dance Quick Attack Scizor: OH MY GOD. Ok, so I was TOTALLY not perpared for this thing. Kills my Starmie with no problems, and eliminates basically everything else too. My only hope is to Explode with Forretress, and other then that, I have NO counter. Thankfully, like nobody runs this.
Please rate! ;D If you remember facing me, let me know how I did!
Thanks!

Lead Swampert @ Leftovers
Evs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Atk
Moveset:
~Roar
~Ice Beam
~Earthquake
~Stealth Rock
Sets up rocks, and phazes late game when CM Sub Jirachi likes to cause problems. Seriously, that's all it does. In many cases, I end up scouting movesets, and roar spamming to scout the team of the other person. He's death fodder. xD Really would like a different lead, but he's kind of helpful if hes alive mid-game, and I find a Heatran without HP Grass.

Scizor @ Choice Band
Evs: 248 HP / 252 ATk / 8 Spe
Moveset:
~Bullet Punch
~Pursuit
~U-turn
~Superpower
Yeah, ok, its CB Scizor. Do I really have to tell you about it? I spam U-turn, Pursuit when its obvious; and Bullet Punch on noobs who don't know how to switch out.. xD I am thinking about running Quick Attack > Superpower, because Superpower really has gone to waste lately. Not to mention, nobody expects Quick Attack.

Starmie @ Life Orb
( I love this card design, by the way. xD )
Timid Nature
252 / 252 Speed / Special Attack
Moveset:
~Hydro Pump
~Thunderbolt
~Ice Beam
~Recover
LOL. This thing just blows holes through teams. It's spot in OU is WELL deserved, as it outpaces so much of the metagame, and then destroys literally half of it. I ran Hidden Power Fire for a while over Ice Beam, for LOL's at Scizors who think I am Pursuit bait. It worked well, and I am thinking of running it again.

( Another cool card! =D )
Forretress @ Leftovers
252 HP / 112 Atk / 144 Def
~Explosion
~Rapid Spin
~Spikes
~Gyro Ball
Alright, so people bash me because I don't use Toxic Spikes on my Forretress? Sorry, but when the biggest threat to my team is like... Heatran, I don't see a point in using Toxic Spikes. Bash me for it. This guy basically comes in and sets up in the face of the physical meta-game that I know isn't going to own it. Gyarados is a fun example. I beat the crap out of GyaraLOL with this. He's a lover. <3

SHAYMIN @ LEFTOVERS
Timid Nature
252 Health, 252 Speed
Moveset:
~Protect
~Substitute
~Leech Seed
~Seed Flare
ROFL. This thing is SO overpowered... It's my MVP, and literally can kill 4 pokes a game, even the infamous Infernape who is idiotic enough to switch into my Leech Seed (Yeah, seen it happen.) This thing is RIDICULOUS, and DESTROYS the OU Meta-game. Almost NO team is prepared for this little hedgehog, and the fact that she isn't the set off Smogon makes me LAUGH at Smogon for being so retarded. Do you know how OVERPOWERED this Shaymin is? I switch it into Blissey and LAUGH. This needs to go to Ubers, like now...

Flygon @ Scarf
Jolly Nature
Evs: 252 Attack, 252 Speed
Moveset:
~Earthquake
~Thundapunch
~LOLrage
~W-Turn ( YEAH! W TURN! )
Ok, so I had a glaring Infernape and Scarftran weakness ( DUHHH 3 Fire Weaknesses... ) So I threw in this... thing... ( what is it suppose to be!? D: ) It counters both of them perfectly fine, so yeah... Other then that, I absolutely hate this pokemon. His power is pathetic, and I cannot see why he is in OU. I expected him to do so much more damage, but I was completely underwhelmed by this pathetic Flygon. ><;
That's basically the team. :P It's really.... odd? Sorry for my terrible typing, by the way!
This team was tested on Shoddy, and generally won 80% of its battles. In VERY rare cases ( Hydro Pump missing, Seed Flare missing 4 times in a row ) did I lose, but the team seems to be very solid, besides the major threats listed below.
Major Threats:
Infernape: Yeah.... I have 3 Fire Weaknesses. It's going to have fun steamrolling my team. ><; If it's a NP Variant, and NP's on the switch to Flygon, I am fine. Otherwise, it's pretty bad.
Heatran: Again, same boat as Infernape. Torment Tran isn't THAT bad, as long as I don't let it get a Substitute.
Swords Dance Quick Attack Scizor: OH MY GOD. Ok, so I was TOTALLY not perpared for this thing. Kills my Starmie with no problems, and eliminates basically everything else too. My only hope is to Explode with Forretress, and other then that, I have NO counter. Thankfully, like nobody runs this.
Please rate! ;D If you remember facing me, let me know how I did!
Thanks!